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About Me

Outline for profile:1) List all of my good (no, great!) qualities. 2) List all of the good (no, fantastic!, out of this world!) qualities you must have if you think you'll get anywhere near me, and my wonderful self.3) List my hobbies, which you too must enjoy, such as reading romance novels.4) List the characteristics of the main males in such romance novels, and explain that if you do not have the same, then don't even bother to *** that I live in The Real World, and am truly "down to earth" in everything, after completing the above 4 lists.6) State that I love to snuggle/cuddle up with a man near the fireplace, but fail to realize that it's ***degrees outside.7) State that I don't drink/do drugs after writing such a profile.Now..If you actually managed to get through all of that without laughing (or, at least, grinning), then truly don't bother writing. Not to me. And my wonderful self..... .. ...It seems to me that every profile should have this disclaimer:"All photos shown and any thoughts communicated on this profile are total fiction, and only creations of the author's mind. Any resemblance to any person (living or dead) is purely coincidental."Available only where prohibited. Caution: Overexposure may cause temporary insanity, inability to make logical decisions, and lead to poor judgment.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    This is me. I am kind, easy going, generous, and most of all I try to stay away from drama. All you have to be is honest.I enjoy going for walks, sitting by the fire, watching movies, and gardening. I also like to play tennis and racquetball. When I am away I really enjoy swimming, scuba diving and snorkeling. I've been lucky enough to travel all around the world. So, as you can see I have no problem packing a bag. I am looking for someone who enjoys the same things. I am baggage free and not into games. I am looking for a real relationship and I don't want to waste your time or mine. So, that is me. If you would like to know me I am right here. something very casual.

  • Christabel

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    A few things about me:I am a good person, and try not to hurt others; I like to laugh. A lot! Which is good since I'm one of the funniest people I know. haha. I am pretty happy most of the time. I pride myself on being low maintenance, and at the same time am happy to put in the effort if the occasion call for it. I'm a bit of a tomgirl (not in a sporty way...more in an I don't mind getting my hands dirty kind of way); I recycle, clean up after my dog and turn off the lights when I leave a room; I love kids but don't want any; I'm a great friend and lover.Also, the part where you can only pick one word to describe your personality, it was hard to pick just one. Hedonist, homebody, intellectual all fit too.A few things about you:I don't care what you drive, or what you do for work, or how much money you make. I do care about niceness, honesty, and just being real. Like everyone else looking for love, I'm just trying to find that connection.If you message me, please say something about something you read in my profile. I'll do the same. The messages that just say "Hello" don't interest me. Online dating is different from meeting someone in a bar or somewhere, as that you already know a bit about the person you're contacting. I'm sure there is something you can think of to mention. Coffee, ice cream, somewhere we can talk and get to know each other a bit. Worst idea for first date: seeing a movie.

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I'm a very good honest person I'm looking for my soulmate and that special someone..I love to give *** help people out..I have a heart of gold..good heart...love the beach camping fishing love going on long walks..I'm here to find that special someone no games no lies please..games are for kids..I give respect honesty I respect the same back..love to go to church....I love to love...love honest faithfulness truth..is the key word...hope I find the one just for me.. He take me out to a candle light dinner.after that maybe a walk on the beach..and talk get to know eachother..he open the car door for me pick me up with a rose standing at my door...maybe if we like eachother we get eachother number we can text talk on the phone...take me home after the date he walk me to the door kiss me goodnite...

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