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About Me

Outline for profile:1) List all of my good (no, great!) qualities. 2) List all of the good (no, fantastic!, out of this world!) qualities you must have if you think you'll get anywhere near me, and my wonderful self.3) List my hobbies, which you too must enjoy, such as reading romance novels.4) List the characteristics of the main males in such romance novels, and explain that if you do not have the same, then don't even bother to *** that I live in The Real World, and am truly "down to earth" in everything, after completing the above 4 lists.6) State that I love to snuggle/cuddle up with a man near the fireplace, but fail to realize that it's ***degrees outside.7) State that I don't drink/do drugs after writing such a profile.Now..If you actually managed to get through all of that without laughing (or, at least, grinning), then truly don't bother writing. Not to me. And my wonderful self..... .. ...It seems to me that every profile should have this disclaimer:"All photos shown and any thoughts communicated on this profile are total fiction, and only creations of the author's mind. Any resemblance to any person (living or dead) is purely coincidental."Available only where prohibited. Caution: Overexposure may cause temporary insanity, inability to make logical decisions, and lead to poor judgment.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Seema

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    . Looking for the 4 C's for a successful relationship: 1. Communication. 2. Compassion. 3. Commitment. 4. Compatability ***I am not optimistic or pessimistic ***I am "realistic". I live in reality and deal with it. I am more of a people person than a materialistic person. I do a lot of volunteer work and stay active in the community. I am a very giving person of my time and money. I teach in the lowest socio economic HS in FW of which 98% of the students are considered at risk. I deal with a lot day in and day out. Can't be judgmental.........I have learned that these children need ***things: love, care, understanding, and acceptance. And if you can deliver that, they will do whatever you want them to do to be successful. They let you down on occasion, but you work together to get them back on track......(which is what a relationship with a compatible person is all about ***have you got what it takes??)I love football - going to games or watching on TV, especially college. Football season is over, let the depression set in!!! I also enjoy going to Rangers baseball games, but not so much watching on TV. I am a country girl, but know how to act in the city. I come from old fashion, southern values and I won't change or waiver from them. I grew up traveling and going to rodeos so seen a lot of the U.S. I have been to Europe and Australia. Want to travel more............Outgoing, stubborn, responsible, respectful, healthy, in shape, loyal, honest, independent, leader, high energy, deep thinker, out of the box!!KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS IN CLASS: (on the 2nd day - (he is impressed by the muscled up legs) Ms, I am going to play baseball and soccer so when I gradute I will have legs like your's. (and he pulls up his pants leg, and the whole class laughs) Ms, You sure are cute! Can I call you Ms C *** "COX"? Ms, in 3 years when I am old enough I am going to ask you out. For now, I can hook you up with my cousin. (our first date is planned for June 10, ***after he has graduated and over ***I just can't quit laughing at this one) Ms. I would think you are younger than 41, but you have as much grey hair as my aunt that age. (I had to explain I was actually older than ***YEP, SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION! YEP, I AM TEACHING ENGINEERING AGAIN SO CLASSES FULL OF BOYS. Pray for me NOW!!! Something totally out of the ordinary.............so when you tell your friends you'll start your sentence with "You're not gonna believe this........" and believe me, you might not believe it was a first date either!! You'll walk away shaking your head saying "was that really our first date"?

  • Ashlee

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I love to work out, watch soccer, baseball, play pool, I would like to be a better person, I like all different kind of music and dance a little bit. Look for someone with the same interests.

  • Nerine

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    bonjour ,j aimerai en premier etre ami et ensuite voir se qui va arriver,de nos jour pas facile de faire confiance a la bonne personne se de prendre le temps et de prendre une journee a la fois bien sure qui aimes les enfants, cars j ai deux enfants que j aime beaucoup,j aime bien prendre des marches,faire de la bicyclette,aller au vue,magasiner,au resto,et bien sur relaxer a la maison ,je suis affectueuse,bien simple,pour moi le respect,etre honetre,et la confiance tres importants,et la comminucation,j aime bien la music sur la radio comme 94.89.9,j aime les film d amour, action,ect...,byebye for now on pourais aller prendre un cafe ,et aprendre a se connaitre,ensuite si sa va super bien on pourais aller au cinema

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