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Clarabelle, 47
United States, South Carolina, Little River

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About Me

Importance of hunting to a man I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it *** dinner?""No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied"Will you use it to go fishing *** buying food?" I asked."No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.""Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!""Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. ***, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."~disclaimer: the above was a joke!! Don't get all butthurt, it was funny!~I can't believe I'm having to put this as a deal breaker, if you don't have a frequent in person relationship with your teethbrush, or shower its not going to work!!!I enjoy being around upbeat and positive people, who are able to laugh at themselves (as well at me when I do something silly, which is often). I love being outdoors doing just about anything. I have an upbeat positive outlook on life in general, yes everyone does have a bad day.Now that my son is heading off to college soon, suddenly find that mom has a lot more free time! Spur of the moment trips on a Friday out of town for the weekend. Snuggling on the couch for an action movie can be fun too.I love baseball, music and cooking (not always in that order). A cold beer on a hot day, just being outside!!I enjoy camping and fishing, spending time with people I love no matter what the activity is! :) Please be done with any drama, hating or whatever bad luggage that you might've had with past relationships! This is a new adventure, right? What do you have in mind? Casual and fun, no pressure!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Dance Fishing Adventure Crime Martial Arts Sci-Fi Volleyball
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