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Gertie, 47
United States, South Carolina, Little River

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    Hello:Yes, I like to hunt, fish (year round), , quad, kayak, basically anything outdoors. Not scared to get dirty (cuz I wash off) but I also like to be treated like a princess. I enjoying the outside and all it has to offer. I like to stay home sometimes, watch a movie and cuddle on the couch....but I can also cuddle and watch the Red Wings. You must have a sense of humor, and make me laugh! I WILL not consider you if you do not have a job, and you must NOT be a smoker. I like to dance, walk, or bike ride. I do like to deer hunt in all three seasons for it, bow, firearm, muzzleloader. I guess the skinny is, if you like to do the same things I do, then ***, if you are into a hook up of sorts, then keep on looking, cuz I am NOT the girl for you. If you don't have a image, don't waste my time!!! No pic, no response!! Have a Happy Happy Day! Coffee, or Tea. Keep it simple.

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    OK........should finding someone to date actually be this hard? Im very easy to get along with....i work hard...i keep a clean house....i do my laundry....i pay all my own bills....i can cook and i wash dishes...i have 2 of the best dogs a person could ever want!! All i ask is that you are honest...bring the same to the table as i bring. I want to find my best friend...my lover...and my partner for life! I dont want to know what kind of material things you have....its just "things". I want to know what kind of person you are and how you treat others. I want a man who is family oriented too. Also....im not a barbie....if that bothers you....move on.....your too shallow to see whats inside cause you cant get past the outside! Not trying to be ugly but...im accepting of myself...why cant you? Have an awesome day and happy fishing! How about cooking dinner together...watching a movie or just taking a walk and getting to know one another. The first date should be about talking and getting to know that person so you can see if there is a spark for another date!!

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  • Velvet from Little River | Woman | 46 years old | Capricorn
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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    Hey im a very honest. sweet. and loving woman. i guess alot of guys arent looking for that, but thats just me. Im a woman that appreciates even the smallest things in life. Everyone is always so tied up with the big things they never think about the small things in life. Ive grown to realize that most men do not appreciate a good woman, and one day you may realize this but it will be to late by then. Im just a good ole fashioned girl and i love to be good and loving to my man. And to take care of their needs....js. I guess one day someone will realize im a diamond and one of a kind. Maybe a picnic, or a nice quite meal :) .

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