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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gabriel

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I like to surround myself with positive people. Not a fan of liars, poor me's, user's or egotistical people. I am a registered nurse and am very compassionate and empathetic. I like to have fun...and laugh.... If you can't handle sarcasm, don't bother. If you are thin skinned and shallow, we won't get along. I like to take chances, I like going fast whether on an ATV, motorcycle, boat, amusement park ride. I am more of a night owl than a morning person although my job demands I be both. I have one son who is 10 years old and entering 5th grade. He spends equal time between his father and I. I love reading, words, thoughts, poetry, deep thinkers. If you sat me down and sang me a song you wrote for me I would vomit. I love to go away on weekends.... During the summer I am usually at our lake on my raft feeling peace. Winter can go away forever. I love playing tennis though I'm not that great, but I can hold my own. I rollerblade, swim, like walking, want to start running but seem to need someone to chase me to get my ass in gear. I like seeing live bands and partying/ laughing being silly with friends. I like wine dinners, cooking classes. I don't watch TV very much. I am weary of men that haven't been married and have no children and probably wouldn't be for me. My mantra is "I choose love"....not romantic love but love vs. fear. I believe in a higher power, call it God, Buddha, whatever suits you. I believe you are responsible and in fact create your reality so I don't cope well with people who make excuses, blame others or have sob stories about their unfortunate circumstances. I am funny, cute, hot, sexy, and you will never get bored. I don't like the word date. To me it equals hypercritical interview that is bound to be misconstrued. I don't really date but would prefer to meet out either in a group or something less stressful. Joining this is fun for me as I did Match as an experiment and out of 7,***views, I went out with 2 people. I meet people in my everyday life but it's fun to play around and see what the universe has in store for you, lol.

  • Karen

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    .i like footbal,basketbal.i like long walks in evenings.i like spend some time with my friends.originaly i am from Lithuania.i have son and hes living in Lithuania,hes grown up man. i am looking for man who could be best my friend in all aspects,first date we could have some drink

  • Rosalyn

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    ..i am a follower who takes his lead...i believe in old fashion ways of the relationship...i believe that life is short...and family is the most important thing in life...i love dining out...relaxing at home..going to renn faires and festivals..i hope to find the man who will own my heart...i love pleasing...and i dont mean that sexual...i am very old fashion the man is the head of the house and i am to serve his house...please dont message me and tell me womens lib...just the way i was raised...please have a photo attached..submissive doesnt mean i will have sex with you..move on if you think that my first date would be a getting to know someone...maybe a dinner..or something he likes to do...i am not to hard to please

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