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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Sang professionally for 20 years, started in pop-rock.When I'd had enough of starving for a recording contract, I went the cruise-ship/casino route thru out the United States and beyond. Was lucky to live a passion, and get paid to travel.That was a lifetime ago, but sure was fun!Enjoy making people smile, a bit of a sass, yet have no problem laughing at self.-bringing I had. Love conversation, photography, going to events, dining, movies, cooking a new recipe at home, concerts, {music is, and always has been a big part of my life}I'm looking for someone who is out going, educated, Many different interests, compassionate, great sense of humor!Please, if you're a hunter, smoker, lack morals, have tats on your face, kindly move on.Profiles with no pic's... seriously? On a "match" site? How's that workin' for 'ya?... as I'm quite sure you're reading this profile because I have one!

  • Lila

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I'm a little shy until you get to know me. I have a good sense of humor and like to have fun. I enjoy going for walks, hikes, and to travel and hang at the beach. Like to go out for dinner and a movie OR just hang out at home for a quiet dinner (love a man that can cook!) Would like someone that would occasionally go out dancing. Prefer rock or pop music. Appreciate a man that is well groomed and cares about his appearance as do I. Open to new adventures! I would like to find a special someone that has similar interests but most important to me is to have a relationship with honesty and trust in my life. Not interested in heavy drinkers or smokers.

  • Soo

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    It's so hard for me to describe myself, here i go... My friends say i'm very unique in my ways, always doing goofy things. I like to laugh alot, caregiver, huge animal lover. I've rescued quite a few!! Enjoy watching t.v. not to picky about what i watch, just one stipulation.... No scarry movies ALONE!! I love to cook for people, love motorcycles, enjoy spending time with fun people(definetely friends i work with) my family is so important to me. I love surprises, fall is my favorite time of the year. I'd like to have someone in my life that will make me laugh, and definetely comfort me when i'm sad. Dinner in a public restaurant, conversation. First dates are little awkward so i think dinner is a great idea, it also gives room for talking and getting to know one another.

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