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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    My goal in life is to be happy and share that with someone.I'm a very kind hearted and giving person I have alot of love to give to that someone special.My music is mostly country I guess u can say I"m a country girl.I do like rock n roll to.I would like to start a relationship with that special someone.Life is too short not to enjoy what is out there........You can be young or old age is only a number its whats in your heart that matters......MOST DEFINETLY A HUGE U.K.FAN.........MUSIC IS IN MY HEART AND SOUL.......LOVE LISTENING TO LIVE BANDS PLAY...........So if your interested just send me a message....IN THIS WORLD WE HAVE TO TAKE CHANCES..SOMETIMES THERE WORTH IT SOMETIMES THERE NOT ..YOU WILL NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY......YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE IS GOING TO THROW AT YOU ..SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO TAKE A CHANCE..BECAUSE IT MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU..PLEASE I'M NOT LOOKING TO BE PLAYED..............

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I am not looking for anything serious but if the right guy should come along I might consider it. Looking for someone who is intelligent, fun, witty. Someone who can keep me interested and mentally stimulated. I am active, smart, fun, educated, and very easy to talk to! I like to do a lot of things outside. I love the ocean and hanging out at the beach in the summer. If you are a musician of any type I would love to talk to you. I play guitar and I just love music....except country. I like genuine confidence accompanied by respect. There must be chemistry, both physically and mentally. I love someone taller but it isn't a strict prerequisite. I like someone younger but only if you are respectful, intelligent, honest, mature, and have something to say. I won't respond to you if you don't have a photo. Appetizer and drinks.

  • Polly

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I'm 50 years young with a passion for life, family and laughter. I'm gainfully employed in a job that I love, Gramma to my new grandson and overall, in a good place in my life. I really do like those proverbial long walks on the beach (anything water really), festivals, stand-up comedy, back yard get-togethers with family and close friends, good books, cooking and so much more. (Ask!) I'm a touchy-feely type of woman who loves holding hands, hugs for no reason and long passionate kisses. I'm a little shy at first but it passes quickly once I feel comfortable. I value honesty, loyalty, family and open communication no matter the subject. In a nutshell, I'm a professional, witty, intelligent and passionate woman looking for that special someone to share the "golden years" with.My someone special will be intelligent, witty, confident and not afraid to express his emotions. He'll be honest, loyal, down-to-earth and true. Good, bad or indifferent - he won't be afraid to speak his mind honestly. He will be someone who values family highly, takes commitment seriously (if one's been established), and comfortable in his own skin. "Baggage" at our age is a given - we come with history. All I ask is that you've come to terms with it and carry it well. I offer the same in return. It's great if you share some of my interests but it would be great too, if you could introduce me to some of yours. I'm looking for my best friend, confidant, lover and partner in crime.... that takes time to find and even more time to build. I've got the time and the desire to find that someone special. Is it you? Dinner or maybe even just coffee.... Any public setting where we can sit, talk, share, laugh and see if we even like each other!

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