SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ngoc
Online
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I love the beach, country music, motorcycles, fast muscle cars, and seafood. Driving down a country road in a truck in the morning or walking on the beach at night. I would like to be friends first and get to know each other. I prefer non-smokers and men that take care of their health. Do you smile in your pictures and do you take care of your teeth? I love to have fun and enjoy each day along with not taking anything for granted. I can bait a hook, skin a buck, and change my oil in my lingerie.(just kidding about the bait the hook thing) I don't like to snuggle hate the word cuddle and hardly share anything. Only serious ***, if you are under 40 years old, no picture, or just want a fling...look elsewhere thanks. How have those "; been working for y'all? My goal is to try not to get a speeding ticket. Just looking for a man that can handle me. Thanks for playing. anywhere I want to go, obviously
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Britney
Online
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.
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Lynetta
Online
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
FYI.....I NEVER LOG OFF***. New photo after lasikFirst....Not trying to be rude but if I'm not interested I will not answer a message. Second.....YES I'm single. Tired of being asked that by men on here. I would NOT be on here if I wasn't. I know there are women and yes men in here that are married or have a girlfriend.....I met one of them. Not cool guys. Please be honest. If you've read this far and still interested, I have two girls 25 & ***yes they have the same dad. If ya wanna know the story behind that just ask). I have three grandsons 5, 2, and 5 months old. I'm a simple woman looking for a real man that does not lie or cheat. Is that too much to ask for? I love to laugh and have fun and feel age is just a number. Love all sports especially Cowboys, Rangers, and the Mavs. I'll leave that up to you. I love surprises. Let's go have some fun!!