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Just getting back into the dating pool. Looking for someone who wants to have fun dancing but can be equally comfortable chilling over a beer/wine or a cup of jo. I like playing cards and almost any kind of number or word game. A walk is also a good way to spend time together. I like to consider myself fairly fit and am looking for same. My taste in music is mostly stuck in the 70's or 80's but some of the newer artists are good too. If you love ethic foods I'm totally there! Thai, Sushi, East Indian, Greek It's all good. I'm straight forward and speak my mind. Politically correct is not in my vocabulary. I like to laugh and occasionally laugh at myself. I'm a wheat free vegan but don't worry I won't hold your carnavorism against you. I'm also looking for friends who want to take in a movie, do a work out together, go for a beer or just "hang out" no pressure. Just because there is no chemistry doesn't mean we can't enjoy a friendship. If there is something in my interest list you'd like to do together, message me. I won't bite, promise.***If you can't/won't put a picture on your profile I won't respond.*** Just being straight up. I've no patience for head games or long drawn out messaging back and forth. Meeting can take as little as 15 minutes. I can afford that, can you? Meeting for a drink or a coffee to see if we have anything in common would be my first choice. If you prefer to meet over dinner that works for me too.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Meta

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    MOTORCYCLES SCARE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE THAT PART OF YOUR LIFE WITH, IT'S NOT ME. IF YOU ARE OK WITH JUST HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO GO RIDING, WE'RE GOLDEN. ALSO, DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO CATS. - I realize this a long profile so I figured I'd just put that up front. I don't know if Animal Lover is the best word to describe myself but my options were limited. I am silly, cynical, sarcastic and affectionate. I'm also a REALLY bad speller and I never make my date dance at formal occasions. I'm also really go at making my bed but I rarely do.I'm happy with myself and my life, but I'd like to have someone to share it with. I own a golden retriever trapped in the body of a chihuahua. She actually looks like someone Photo-shopped the head of a Chihuahua to the body of a pug. All of my dogs have been rescues, but she takes the cake as far as looks. Apparently I'm a tiny little person (5'2") but growing up I was the tallest one in the family. We didn't count Dad since he's a boy. I'd go over to my Mom's house and she'd ask me to reach for stuff. I thought I was really tall until high school.I'm a very laid back, low maintenance kind of girl. Given a choice between a trendy club or a dive bar, I'll take the dive bar every time. I like to go places with character; they usually have better music. I avoid shopping and malls as much as possible.If I need clothes I have to have my friends or sister come with my other wise I'd just wear black shirts and black pants all the time. They really need to start making Garanimals for adults. I can match up animals like you wouldn't believe. Bookstores are the exception to this rule although there aren't too many left. I like antique stores because I'm always on the look out for old medication bottles or advertisements. I'm not particularly girly, but I clean up pretty well and I love a good manicure. I have a silly/sarcastic sense of humor.I'm divorced with no kids, but I do have a 11 year old niece and 2 nephews ages 9 and 10.I'm also a REALLY bad speller and I never make my date dance at formal occasions.I Listen to Wait Wait, This American Life, The Moth and Radio Lab podcasts. I'm not ashamed to say that I get my news from The Daily Show and Fark.com (and occasionally the Onion. I have my recumbent bike in front of the TiVo so if I want to watch anything, I've got to be riding my bike. I also like to multitask while I ride. I TiVo Judge Judy (don't judge me, she's the only one who calls it like it is) and some time knit or play solitaire on my phone while I ride.I am a big animal person. We got to second semester surgery and I was afraid my sneezing would kill a cat. At that time there was only one school in the state and it was really hard to get into. I knew I was allergic to cats, but I got in and I didn't want to say I never tried. I ended up changing my major to Business Management and then came home and got my Bachelor's from North Park because they had a program for working adults. I'm kind of all over the board.Book-I loved (I'm currently on medical leave, nothing contagious, but recovering) being a pharmacy tech. Sometimes the public makes me weep for the future of humanity, but generally they are literate and I have a great time with them. They know I care and will go above and beyond for them to get them what they need; corporate be damned. I love the crabby ones, unless they're really sick, and then kill them with kindness and they love me forever.I feel that what ever job I do in this world, I want it to have an impact. When I leave work, I like knowing that I've spent 8 hours helping people who truly needed it. I was trained on the job, but these days they are a ton of schools where you can take classes to become a pharmacy tech. I am planning on calling some of these schools and explaining they need to have a class on interacting with the patients and I am the perfect person to teach that class.I don't remember anyplace where I received more flowers and gifts for just doing my job. It was the critically acclaimed Co-Ed Prison Sluts. I had no idea at the time, but the guy who co-wrote it is extremely famous in the world of Improve. I didn't meet him for months when we started because he was directing the 50th Anniversary Show at Second City. It was so much fun and I meet some amazing people. I find sarcasm and a very dry sense of humor VERY appealing. I prefer men who shower daily and don't live in their parent's basement. Teeth and book learnin' are a plus.I'm not a foodie but I prefer not to eat junk food and take out on a regular basis. I like to talk to the person on the phone first. I think you get a better feel for them, then you do in *** that goes well I think meeting for drinks with the rest of the evening open, is a great first date. That way you have some time to get to know the person over drinks (alcohol or otherwise) and if things are really going well, go to dinner and see what happens.Or meeting for coffee. Very casual.I think sometimes thing can get awkward. If the person I'm with is supposed to take me to dinner and we really don't hit it off, I don't want him to feel uncomfortable spending the next hour or 2 trying to figure a way out of this. I guess what I'm saying is, you never know and I don't want to force anyone or myself to spend time with someone they don't really like.

  • Danyel

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I am generally a very happy person, I love to sew and read, huge motorcycle fan... been one my whole life... walking by the water, running thru the rain.... and letting the snow hit my eyelashes... ya I am dreamer but only great dreams... I own my own business... and work a lot but, can make time for the right person... I do have a little dog that keeps me company... Please be a dog lover, or don't bother... and NO NEGATIVITY PLEASE... Life is short enjoy while you have it.... I also have a loyalty to my family, love them tons... and yes I talk to my Mom every day... I don't lie have nothing to hide... I am who I am... I am no barbie and don't expect you to be perfect either... I just want happy and want to enjoy life... Money means nothing, yes we need it to survive but it don't define who you are.... so if your looking for this Please keep looking...1. Someone to pay your bills,2. Someone to **** at3. For a Booty call... 4. NO JUDGES cause I am not a jury5 NO HYPOCRITES ( Drives me crazy).... I am a very home person... don't bother me to be at home or out pretty open to anything..... But I do have my days when my house being spotless is more important to me than..... driving all over town doing stupid stuff..... YA Okay Can you say OCD.... Lol.... and most important.... DONT LIE, come on we are all adults here.... well I know I am over 21 ..... so don't act like you care or want to be my friend... I have plenty thanks.... So if you got this far and don't think I am crazy... well give it a shot.... you might be surprised I am a good person... and would love to find my soul mate .....NO I don't date outside my own race, and NO I won't send naked pictures to you.... Coffee, a Drink, or just sit and talk.....

  • Effi

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    First and foremost, I love God and appreciate all the many blessings he has given me in this life and also how many times he has saved my butt from myself and would like the same in a partner. I am a true cowgirl, and you'll find me at the farm every day hair pulled up just enjoying my horse and friends I love the outdoors, horses (animal lover), movies, music, dressing up and going out on the town, or just relaxing at home.I'm a pretty independent person, and believe a relationship should be built on trust. (I don't need to know what you're doing every second of every day!)I do not have any children, but it's okay if you do, including grandchildren, OMG, I cannot believe I just said that on an internet dating site, but hey, it is what it is!Just looking for someone who wants to laugh and have fun for the next 30 years or so Some *** texting is good, but I would much prefer a phone conversation or meeting in person...you just have to meet me to get me! Now here are the things you must like if you don't well that's cool I wish you the best of luck in your search I love to laugh and will sometimes without warning just break out in to laughter my friends say I missed my calling I should have been a comedian I am a bit of a smartass cannot help that is just part of my DNA If you do not want my opinion don't ask me I would never hurt anyone's feeling on purpose but my tolerance for BS is long gone I am DRAMA FREE and it is not allowed in my life I know life is not perfect but you have to make the best out of each and every moment you have Also must love animals because they are a major part of who I am and that will not change Well if you read this far then what are you waiting for if you don't ask you'll never know Bye Ya'll Some place where we could talk and get to know one another, maybe a restaurant on the bay or a walk at sunset I'm open what ever feels right at the moment.

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