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BritneyOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.
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SableOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
I have a lot of personality and love to laugh. I am looking for someone who will understand and appreciate my sometimes dry sense of humor. I love many activities and I am not against trying something new. Learn something new everyday (or at least every other day) is what I say. I don't have a boat or jet ski but I have a operators license. Currently, I have my lovely daughters and a dog living with me. Daughter #1 graduated college and continuing her search for an entry level position in her field. daughter #2 sophomore in local college but will be transferring to on campus college this fall. Dog, a big, slobbery black lab who is lovable but not too smrat. hahaI'd rather get the show on the road and have some fun than be the main attraction when I get there so I don't do a lot of primping. I've found that 30 minutes vs. 3 hours just turns out the same in the end anyway. I am health conscious, so I eat right but chocolate is my kryptonite. I go to the gym usually 2-3x a week. but I also like variety, yoga, walking, jogging, zumba, depending on seasons & weather; anything to get in better shape and to live a healthier lifestyle. Like all kinds of music with the exception of rap.; Few fave tv Boardwalk Empire, Big Bang Theory, always will watch a Seinfeld rerun. I would like to spend time with someone who is easy going and enjoyable to be around whether we are at a party or food shopping. I believe the battle of the sex's should be fun not won don't you agree? I am a caring, considerate person, I am looking for a companion who is the same and a relationship based on mutual respect, with someone who can communicate their thoughts and desires. I would like a LTR eventually but taking it slow and steady for now is a-ok with me. If having fun with someone turns into more, then great, if not, so be it. I don't dwell or hold grudges. I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy. Life is too short to stress about such things. I don't have to be your whole life, just your favorite part. "When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain." ~ Good luck in your search. surprise me. ¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>
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LanetteOnline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
My hobbies include camping, bicycling, reading, quilting, long walks. My children are my life, but I'm looking for a companion to spend some time with. I love country music, but enjoy other kinds, just not rap. I love watching my daughter play softball, going to carnivals for homemade lemonade, walking on the boardwalk at nights, or hiking in the woods. I like learning what makes a man happy and doing those things with him. I'm low key. I like laying around watching a movie or going somewhere in the spur of the moment. I'm pretty laid back and try to get along with others. I try to see both sides to things. I'm not into drama. When I finally love someone, I love with my whole heart. There is so much more to me, but you have to get to know me to see what they are. Hopefully, I can meet someone who likes to do some of the things I like. Perhaps he is good with his hands, likes the outdoors, likes kids and animals. If you think we have some things in common - let me know. If you have any questions, let me know. Have a nice day. Update: Please do not contact me by hitting the "wants to meet you" button. If you would like to get to know me, please send me a message. :) On a first date, I would want it to be low key and low stress. Just meeting somewhere and going for a walk and talking to see if we click.