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CarrolOffline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
I would like to start my story with I have been involved in the "online dating thing" for a while now and frankly am not amused or impressed...I am ready to vacate fast....I do not want someone that plays games, is a serial dater, looking for a hookup or you are not who you say you are....I do not want drama either....in my line of work, I deal with that for 12 hours and get paid to do so...I am a native Texan... I'm not perfect, but perfect for someone. All my pics are current taken between ***months. I have a bit of a sarcastic/witty/silly kind of humor...and LOVE to make people laugh....I work hard BUT play harder..... Due to my occupation, having fun is very important to me so no couch potatoes please!I am a news junkie and can carry on an intellectual conversation regarding current events and politics. I LOVE sports, and am extremely competitive...YES, I am a WOMAN, and I LOVE SPORTS and I UNDERSTAND the rules of the game, even though they keep changing UGGG....SO, I LOVE TO TRAVEL...short OR long trips.Activities I love to do is watching local live bands, dance, shop, sporting events, Downtown FTW dining and comedy clubs, PETES, improv bars. I also like to just hang out somewhere with friends and familyI am an animal lover to the max!!!! I have a cat and dog and consider them family.... I AM looking for a relationship. .I also don't want to do the chatting back and forth...and if you keep lookin at my profile, hollar at me....let's meet and see if we click, then go from there! If you meet the description of the man, I have listed below, I cannot wait to meet you!!! meetville asked so my answer to MY PERFECT MATCH A Christian...A gentleman. A man that still has manners and respectful .If you are a social smoker, because of a cigar now and then, that's fine...Someone who will take care of his woman, and takes care of himself on the outside and is a good/kind soul on the inside! Someone who loves animals, dancing, live bands, the beach, casino life and having fun, movies, dinner out ....a sports fan (which I am) and someone who can make people laugh, and can laugh at himself. A man who has an established career and able to support himself. A man who isn't threatened by and appreciates an independent and self sufficient woman. Somewhere quiet, so we can hear each other and get to know each other over a couple of drinks then, if we click, on to somewhere fun, like bowling, pool, watching a live band play, dancing, Pete's dualing piano bar, or a sporting event....
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SessyOffline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
I'm looking for a man with a positive outlook on life who enjoys laughing and having fun. I am an honest, fun-loving woman who is ready to find that special someone to share my life with. My goal in life is to be happy and to find a home just outside the city!! I have 2 big, beautiful dogs who mean the world to me and we would love to find someone who enjoys long walks to share our time with. I love all kinds of music but have become a country girl at heart!! If you're interested in fun times and laughter, I'd love to hear from you!! ***Update....fulfilled my dream of finding the home just outside the city.....LOVING it up here!!!
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BritneyOffline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.