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Britney, 50
United States, South Carolina, Laurens

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About Me

Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Buddhist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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