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BritneyOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.
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LewellaOnline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
Hi guys, I am a very sincere person who is outgoing, friendly,and love all outdoors activities.I love nature and anything to do with the ocean, I am not into the bar scene, I would like to meet someone who is mature and still has that inner child. I love to laugh and joke around.I love to travel and explore new and differant places,so if you like my profile drop me a line...Joanne
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NanceeOnline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
I'm a very curvy girl that works out ***days a week. You need to love curves. If you don't, that's fine, you can move on. I'm amazing as I am.I know what I want, and anything less is simply filler. I'm smart, independent, educated, fun, down to earth, sassy, stubborn, funny, sweet, successful, and kind. I have a sarcastic sense of humor.I prefer guys who are intelligent and can keep up with me.I value honesty, integrity, respect, common courtesy, and responsibility. If you lack those values, then we won't be a match.I prefer a really nice guy who has a bit of an edge. No pushovers wanted. I give as good as I get in every aspect of life. Someone with a strong personality will compliment mine. I'm respectful, and I expect the same. I believe a relationship is a partnership.Must love kissing.....Surprise and engage me.I have two awesome teenage children. I'm not your girl if you're looking for someone with whom you can start a family.Keeping this short, I'd prefer to get to know each other in person. I'm looking for someone fairly close to my geographic area.I'm picky about who I let in my life. I can't tolerate greed or needy people.I also need communication....and I'll notice if I'm the one initiating every conversation.No photos= sorry, not responding. Like it or not, this is the equivalent of window shopping. I adore my fast car, but I wouldn't have purchased it sight unseen. The first 5 minutes will pull me in or make me want to run away....but I want the first date where I look at my watch and realize that it's 3 hours later.