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MargaretOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
I am a happy upbeat person who always tries to find the good in people and every situation. I have been on my own for almost two years and have found the process to be a such a nice experience after being married for so long. Would like to find someone to share my life with . Looking for a big communicator and someone who likes to laugh. please have a sense of humor, life is too short!
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BritneyOffline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.
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JoneOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
If we wait until things are perfect, we could be waiting the rest of our lives, sometimes you just got to go for it! But let's leave drama out. I believe in looking for the good in everyone.I would love to see your smile in your pic, life is too short to be serious all the time! I have an active lifestyle, there is so much fun to be had. I love to go barefoot, but I can dress up as well and it doesn't take me hours to get ready. I'm open to trying new hobbies and experiencing your interests. There is still so much to explore. I work out lots, partly due to my job, but also for fun because I have lots of energy. I like to approach life as an adventure! I also like to ride my motorcycle or play with cars.Life has dictated that I reinvent my career, which does require some of my focus, but I love what I do and I get to work with amazing people. It would be great to have someone special to share personal time with. I believe it's less about what we do than who we're with. I'm into rock music, latin music, my job requires I keep up with current pop music and I enjoy live comedy and street fairs.FYI, my profile says social drinker, but I'm a very light drinker.I'm going to be 50 soon, I don't know what that's supposed to be like...so I'm going to make it up as I go along!As Dr. Seuss would say: "Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! You have brains in your head and feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose!" Wow there are a lot coffee drinkers on this site, am I the exception? Would you consider a Jamba Juice or smoothie? Maybe take it to a beautiful spot outdoors and talk.