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Saran, 49

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About Me

I hate to laugh. I want a man who lies to me and if at all possible could you cheat on me. I love a man who is dumb and married and unemployed. I am a nag. If you dont do what I want ***, I am the epitome of the shrew of taming of the shrew. No no that is not true I make her look like a **** cat. I dislike showering so I try to put it off for as long as possible and this whole keeping yourself groomed and neat is a bunch of hooey. I mean really, I think the Renascence people had it right showering is bad for you/ dirt keeps the heat in so you stay warm in the winter. Three dog nights and all in the St Louis area. I only believe kissing is necessary if you HAVE to and sex....well SO VERY over rated. Who would do that willingly?!?!?!By the way I can't even tell you how much I HATE walking on the beach to close to the water it might wash up on me and get me clean. The horrors!! Yo I need a man who makes a TON of money that he is willing to hand over to me and to go with out so that I can buy another pair of shoes that I will not wear. I need clothes that won't fit me until I lose that extra 50 lbs that I put on over the winter times 5 winters. The photos are recent but if you prefer I can send you one from high school with my ultra cute feathered hair. I have been married 3 times but it was all their fault and never EVER mine. I can't drive or cook and really do love my couch. I read a book once it was ok but I dont really do it again. I can't wait to be married! I love to call the man I love at least 30 to 50 times a day I NEED to know where he is every minute of the day and really do you need those dumb friends of yours? You can hang out with mine they won't like you of course but that won't matter really because you won't be allowed to talk. I will belittle you in front of them.I only watch tear jerker movies. All the other movies are to icky. SO now that you know all about me. Leave me your number so I won't call you and we can't meet.;) Kiss me..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Valentina

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Would love to enjoy the water on the beach or on the mat in the pool and soak in the sun. Not fun traveling by myself to an island, Graceland or any country. I also enjoy watching tv by the fire or just sitting up all night laughing and talking. Love to laugh. Love to dance or go out to eat or listen to country music or your favorite music. I do enjoy cooking with my guy or for my guy. I like most kind of food. I do like to look my best every day and feel good about myself. It is not that I don't meet men and don't go out I just have not met the right man. Peolpe are too afraid to take a chance,and approach in person. This is not easy to meet on the computer but hopefully the choices are here.Please don't contact me if you are looking for something else or like head games. But if you want a partner in life and are comfortable with yourself "call me maybe" Let's chat on the computer first. Ask me for my picture since I don't want it out there for the world and I can send it on your cell. Then let's talk on the cell a few time before we meet. I need to see you before I can decide if we have a second date. I will know as soon as I see your face in person if we have a chance to continue but we won't know unless one of us takes that first step. I enjoy wearing jeans and getting dressed up. The first date can be your decision. If I like your picture or message I will contact you and hope you do the same. I love being intimate but not till I have that "loving feeling." What happens on the first date is up to the chemistry between us. We are all on here for the same reason let's respect each others feelings and not play games.

  • Liana

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    The hardest part is reaching out!! REJECTION!!!

  • Mallory

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Great conversation gets me every time. Learning about people and places has always fascinated me. Communication is key and at the heart of any healthy relationship. I would like to find someone who is comfortable with himself, wants to share life's experiences, and be the best of friends. Making me laugh is always a sure way to get my attention and I will do my best to do the same. I'm always honest, loyal and have a great sense of adventure. I'm told by those who know me best that I am very straight forward as life is too short to waste playing games. I like trying new things and enjoy watching football, boating, walking, gardening, cooking, festivals, and movies and have been known to skeet shoot! I also try to maintain a healthy diet and use walking as my main form of exercise ***times a week. I am far from perfect but I will give whatever I'm doing my best. I'm not into drama and live a normal healthy life. I love all kinds of music and movies. I love to travel and have been to several countries in Europe and South America. My family and friends are foremost in my life especially my daughter. She is my first and most important priority in life. My family helped make me who I am today and I continue to learn from them. They continue to show me that life is full of surprises. I love a good surprise by the way...and I have a lot of great stories. Some of which revolve around terrible dates. Hoping to add a few great date stories. Maybe you can help me with that.....If you are still reading this I have to think it is the lure of the great stories and cooking I'm a great cook by the way...if that is the case say hello, I would love to hear from you. Also bonus points if you know where the headline comes from. Open to just meeting for coffee and a quick meet and greet to see if there is any interest between us.

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