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Saran, 49

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About Me

I hate to laugh. I want a man who lies to me and if at all possible could you cheat on me. I love a man who is dumb and married and unemployed. I am a nag. If you dont do what I want ***, I am the epitome of the shrew of taming of the shrew. No no that is not true I make her look like a **** cat. I dislike showering so I try to put it off for as long as possible and this whole keeping yourself groomed and neat is a bunch of hooey. I mean really, I think the Renascence people had it right showering is bad for you/ dirt keeps the heat in so you stay warm in the winter. Three dog nights and all in the St Louis area. I only believe kissing is necessary if you HAVE to and sex....well SO VERY over rated. Who would do that willingly?!?!?!By the way I can't even tell you how much I HATE walking on the beach to close to the water it might wash up on me and get me clean. The horrors!! Yo I need a man who makes a TON of money that he is willing to hand over to me and to go with out so that I can buy another pair of shoes that I will not wear. I need clothes that won't fit me until I lose that extra 50 lbs that I put on over the winter times 5 winters. The photos are recent but if you prefer I can send you one from high school with my ultra cute feathered hair. I have been married 3 times but it was all their fault and never EVER mine. I can't drive or cook and really do love my couch. I read a book once it was ok but I dont really do it again. I can't wait to be married! I love to call the man I love at least 30 to 50 times a day I NEED to know where he is every minute of the day and really do you need those dumb friends of yours? You can hang out with mine they won't like you of course but that won't matter really because you won't be allowed to talk. I will belittle you in front of them.I only watch tear jerker movies. All the other movies are to icky. SO now that you know all about me. Leave me your number so I won't call you and we can't meet.;) Kiss me..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ethyl

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I love spending time with my family and friends and to travel. I am serious about things that matter and I am serious about having fun. I like people with positive attitudes and self-confidence! I am very optimistic and like to spend my time with like-hearted people.I enjoy most music genres. I am hooked on DVR. Beyond my better judgement, I am addicted to reality tv.If you ask my opinion, be prepared - I will give it to you. I try to be kind but honest!My best friends would say I am open, positive and always willing to give and receive a hug! OMG - so many options!

  • Tansy

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    If you are looking for Barbie - keep lookingI am not young, thin, pretty or dumb. What I am is warm and genuine and looking forward to adoring the man who wants to be with me.Online dating has made us lazy. It is hard to meet someone... put yourself out there. I am looking for someone who isn't just sitting behind a computer saying they are going to put themselves out there but actually going to do it! So if you are not willing to meet me for 15 minutes please don't bother me. I am not here for your entertainment but am seriously looking for a relationship. I am looking to have some fun. I want to act silly and goofy and enjoy that I am with someone who isn't afraid to hold back and do the same. I can put the same boring sentences here that you are reading in every lady's profile. We as humans are not looking to be in a boring, hateful, self-absorbed relationship and most of us love the beach/mountains etc.... So what we are really looking for is someone whose eye's sparkle when we walk into the room. Someone who even when you are disagreeing would rather sit next to you than across the room from you. I tend to be that type of person. I am loyal to a fault. I forgive easily. I am just asking that you actually want to be with me - you want to enjoy me. The rest will come naturally. Great sense of humor is a major plus! Make me laugh and I will be yours... What is unique about me is something you need to discover in how I make you smile.For the most part I am a strong, independent, intelligent person. I have a good work ethic and a stable job. I love to laugh. I consider myself very lucky for the friends that I have. I appreciate everyone of them.% in their hobbies and activities. I have a unique imagination and like to apply that to 'every' aspect of my life. I don't want someone who will settle for boring sweet and kind, I want a man that is looking for fiesty and fun and is full of energy and excitement.Favorite line: "Can you imagine what would happen if I ever let you close enough to touch? Come into the fantasy, you'll never want to leave, Baby that is guaranteed"I have only 2 hard limits... I don't date smokers nor someone who is already in a relationship (especially married men). I don't think there is an ideal first date. The simplest thing could be the greatest thing or a complete disaster depending on the chemistry between us. I would prefer to meet for a drink - somewhere simple where we can chat for a little while.

  • Lucila

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I like to go out to eat, go to the movies, the beach ,I am a fun loving person, spend time with my family. I love my job and caring for people. My favorite kind of music is country.

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