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Saran, 49

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About Me

I hate to laugh. I want a man who lies to me and if at all possible could you cheat on me. I love a man who is dumb and married and unemployed. I am a nag. If you dont do what I want ***, I am the epitome of the shrew of taming of the shrew. No no that is not true I make her look like a **** cat. I dislike showering so I try to put it off for as long as possible and this whole keeping yourself groomed and neat is a bunch of hooey. I mean really, I think the Renascence people had it right showering is bad for you/ dirt keeps the heat in so you stay warm in the winter. Three dog nights and all in the St Louis area. I only believe kissing is necessary if you HAVE to and sex....well SO VERY over rated. Who would do that willingly?!?!?!By the way I can't even tell you how much I HATE walking on the beach to close to the water it might wash up on me and get me clean. The horrors!! Yo I need a man who makes a TON of money that he is willing to hand over to me and to go with out so that I can buy another pair of shoes that I will not wear. I need clothes that won't fit me until I lose that extra 50 lbs that I put on over the winter times 5 winters. The photos are recent but if you prefer I can send you one from high school with my ultra cute feathered hair. I have been married 3 times but it was all their fault and never EVER mine. I can't drive or cook and really do love my couch. I read a book once it was ok but I dont really do it again. I can't wait to be married! I love to call the man I love at least 30 to 50 times a day I NEED to know where he is every minute of the day and really do you need those dumb friends of yours? You can hang out with mine they won't like you of course but that won't matter really because you won't be allowed to talk. I will belittle you in front of them.I only watch tear jerker movies. All the other movies are to icky. SO now that you know all about me. Leave me your number so I won't call you and we can't meet.;) Kiss me..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    That's right...nothing ordinary about me or my life! Thought I would go ahead & throw that out there because if you are looking for an ordinary woman then keep looking because you won't find her here. What you will find is a honest & loving person who has survived more than her share of storms in life...but they have made me stronger & gave me a new perspective on my life & the world around me. I am a Christian but I am not religious. God is first in my life and I will stand by my faith. I now like the simple things & material things are just that... things & they can't make you happy. I'd rather spend my time with people I care about & living life & not just existing in it. I do have a 24 yr old son who I consider my greatest accomplishment. Don't worry guys I'm not bitter or angry...worked through all that (lol). People always say they don't have drama or want drama...well if you have lived at all you have baggage, it just depends on how you carry it. Well if you're still reading this I will tell you the things that interest me (lol). I love photography...its a passion of mine. I love music...it speaks to me in a way people can't. I love comedies & action movies...especially the kick butt ones. I love working out & lifting weights...it makes me feel better about being 46...lol. I try to eat healthy as much as possible...although I do indulge in dark chocolate daily. I like being around people who can make me laugh...& yes I can laugh at myself. I like to have fun and be adventurous and spontaneous...whether it's weekend trip or just for the day. Even though I've learned to go with the flow...I'm still picky about who I go with the flow with. So with that being said I'm not interested in one night stands or friends with benefits... I am interested in being friends first & take it from there. I'm not trying to be mean just being real with you. I believe if your'e not real you sell yourself short & deny others from knowing the real you. I take people for who they are & not so much for what they do. Sometimes what we do doesn't always define who we are. I know that at this moment it doesn't say who I am...that's still being discovered & sometimes its nice to have someone come along & join you on the journey. Sorry for the long profile but I write on the side so its hard sometimes to be short with words when it comes to writing...lol. Somewhere we could have a "get to know each other conversation" would be ideal...I'm pretty open to the where and you could even surprise me... lol

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I am a very strong independent woman looking for a strong man who won't be intimidated by me. I work on my own house I am not afraid to try something once, in regards to fixing my home, I will ask for help if i can't do it alone but I will try first. I enjoy long walks on the beach at any time of the year, day or night. Staying at home with a good book and a hot tea. Or going out to a movie or dinner. We can do dinner and a movie at home too! A quiet dinner and a walk on the beach in the moonlight. Or a coffee and a chat.

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I'm Just Me. I LovE animals, Outdoors, Cooking And Entertaining....I Have A Great CAreer That I Love And I'm Building My Tiny Dream Hobby Farm....Always Gotta Have A Project. I Am Financially Independent. My Friends Say I'm Funny. I'm A Very Positive, Upbeat Person. I'm Looking For My Big Teddy BEar Hero....My Knight In Shining Armor.....He Is StroNg And Tough As Nails on The Outside, With Big, Strong Arms For ME To Fall Into At The End Of The Day. And Inside, He Is Soft And Sweet. He Is A Great Man, Of Unquestionable Character, Who Appreciates Intimacy in All Aspects Of Our Relationship, Holding Hands, Spontaneous Kisses, Great Conversion Over Wine ByThe Fireplace, Or Over A Great Beer Next To A Campfire. He's A Gentleman I'm proud To Introduce To My Friends And Family And A Lover With a WilD Side I'll Want To Keep All To MyselF!! Drinks And Conversation, In A Small, Out Of The Way Establishment.....Preferably, A Quiet, Corner Table.

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