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Saran, 49

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About Me

I hate to laugh. I want a man who lies to me and if at all possible could you cheat on me. I love a man who is dumb and married and unemployed. I am a nag. If you dont do what I want ***, I am the epitome of the shrew of taming of the shrew. No no that is not true I make her look like a **** cat. I dislike showering so I try to put it off for as long as possible and this whole keeping yourself groomed and neat is a bunch of hooey. I mean really, I think the Renascence people had it right showering is bad for you/ dirt keeps the heat in so you stay warm in the winter. Three dog nights and all in the St Louis area. I only believe kissing is necessary if you HAVE to and sex....well SO VERY over rated. Who would do that willingly?!?!?!By the way I can't even tell you how much I HATE walking on the beach to close to the water it might wash up on me and get me clean. The horrors!! Yo I need a man who makes a TON of money that he is willing to hand over to me and to go with out so that I can buy another pair of shoes that I will not wear. I need clothes that won't fit me until I lose that extra 50 lbs that I put on over the winter times 5 winters. The photos are recent but if you prefer I can send you one from high school with my ultra cute feathered hair. I have been married 3 times but it was all their fault and never EVER mine. I can't drive or cook and really do love my couch. I read a book once it was ok but I dont really do it again. I can't wait to be married! I love to call the man I love at least 30 to 50 times a day I NEED to know where he is every minute of the day and really do you need those dumb friends of yours? You can hang out with mine they won't like you of course but that won't matter really because you won't be allowed to talk. I will belittle you in front of them.I only watch tear jerker movies. All the other movies are to icky. SO now that you know all about me. Leave me your number so I won't call you and we can't meet.;) Kiss me..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sau

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    To start off I have been permanetly separated since june ***. It is not bitter so until I have a reason to file papers that will end up leaving him with out health insurance (new priority in my life) i will stay seperated. I do work a lot. In fact I would not consider leaving my job for at least another 8 years. I wear a hard hat and steal toed shoes at work yet i love to wear 3 to 5 inch heals when i go out. If i can get away with it i will dance barefoot when going out dancing. As far as music, one of my sayings is that I like a little bit of every type of music yet not everything of any kind of music. Good conversation is a must, In general there are not many activities that I cant find something about it that I like. To learn or experience something new is a good thing. I have no fears other than those of common sense. (Sticking your hand in a lions mouth qualifies.) I like doing things together, cook, construction, woodworking, gardening, road trips, dancing a definite bonus. I don’t mind going to social events with friends by myself. I am a very independent, but I prefer a ***relationship. I am looking for that special person. I will not settle for a companion that is a best friend or a pet. I am hoping to fall in love. And all that goes with it. It’s a shame when your partner can be gone for a couple of days and you don’t even think to call them let a lone not call. I want to miss you. I do like animals, this is the first time I have not had some kind of pet. Oh coffee a must for me. Not starbucks just plain black coffee. Dont know what word I will choose to describe me as they are all too confined, so dont read too much into it. Night owl Do work 3rd currently Preferably where you can feel comfortable to talk as if we have known each other for years. You may prefer walking in a park, Dinner, or perhaps over a drink. Maybe coffee at a reasturant is what allows you to feel more at ease to be you. I prefer to get to know who you are in a way that feels very natural, not 20 questions.

  • Danika

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Iam looking for someone to be able to share the day with, i am looking for honesty reliability, someone i can trust with my heart!!! if you cant be honest from the start like your profile pictures, iam not a shallow person,but please put updated pictures of yourself up, i dont care what someone looked like 5 or 10 years ago im not dating you then, I dont think iam all that but iam a very honest and straight forward, so please dont take me wrong it is what it is...... iam a glass half full kinda gal, i enjoy life and all it has to offer, first date ... iam very flexiable if their was a good ball game to go to that would be cool but i would be up for just about anything i love to laugh so a comedy club is also cool to me

  • Izetta

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I am a healthy and happy woman with great enthusiasm for life and a deep capacity for love and generosity. I’d describe myself as intelligent, passionate, creative, authentic, and feisty. I have a sassy sense of humor and an adventurous streak. I love learning and am endlessly inquisitive. I am inspired by people who do things--in small and big ways--to make the world a better place. I have woven these passions together to start my own business. While my work brings me much joy, I am happiest when I balance that with relaxation, fun, and meaningful relationships. Health is important. I prefer playing sports to watching them. (Tackle football, anyone?) I have a strong artistic side and enjoy painting and creative writing. I'm looking for a long-term relationship with a man who is easy-going, open-minded, curious, and most of all, happy. I’d like to find someone who values intelligence, motivation, and creativity, and who enjoys life’s simple pleasures. Someone who takes delight in a storm, in fall, and other natural beauty. Someone who values sharing everyday home by cooking, working in the yard, or just watching a movie together. I offer loyalty, affection, support, communication, and the space you need to pursue individual interests. I hope for the same from my partner. A good first date is relaxed and an opportunity to talk and hopefully laugh. It could be meeting for coffee or dinner, a picnic, a walk somewhere nice, or something else to spark conversation. Nothing fancy or expensive (and I don't expect you to pay in any case). If it's nice out, then let's meet outdoors. No matter what we do, let's just be ourselves.

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