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JaydenOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
I'm happy more than sad, kind to strangers, close to my family, and I don't collect teddy bears, cats or shoes... My parents were big travelers, and drove us all around the States. I still travel at every opportunity, preferably where I can mangle a foreign language. I'm a bleeding heart liberal... My work in nonprofit is very meaningful to me, but it would be nice to meet someone who would coax me away from it more... I'm looking for someone who can laugh at himself and tease me mercilessly. Seriously. I can take it... Just try me...Someone intelligent and funny, who likes a good conversation. Who likes to talk about what makes people tick, and his family.Someone who likes to try new things, travel new places, and meet new people. Not every day, but when an opportunity comes his way...I absolutely need someone warm and affectionate, who lives by the Golden Rule.
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JeaniceOffline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi darlin'! I hope so because I'm getting awfully sea sick! Lol lol! I also hope u enjoyed my pics as much as I did! Lmfao! I couldn't resist the fish jokes. I crack myself up sometimes. If my captions didn't give you a lil giggle, oh well good luck fishing elsewhere. For this is not the Dead Sea & speaking of dead, guys, what's up with the dead fish pics? Hmm, Plenty Of Dead Fish.com! lol, I'm just playin'! On the flip side, if you have been fishing in some rough waters & feel a shipwreck coming on, AHOY! It's time to dock here, relax & enjoy some fish tacos! Hee, hee! Ok let's try & get a lil serious. On my profile my hair color says grey. I have to be honest, its not! It's a long & beautiful white/silver color. Besides this being one of my best assets, I also have a bubbly personality, that gets me everywhere, I'm fun, very energetic & corky, I am the one that eats hot Cheetos & does sit-ups *** the same time & can still keep a nice shape! Going back to the subject of honesty, this is a very important principle in my life, you can ask me anything, I'm an open book. Lies cause Kaos & mess w/my peace of mind, which I souly have today & that keeps me a very happy lady, who likes to joke around & smile a lot. Some of the things I like to do is go to movies, concerts and plays. Even though I don't drink, I don't mind going out to clubs, every now & then to dance & see bands play. I like all kinds of music, however, I'm a true rocker *** heart!!!!!!. GODSMACK is my favorite group, but I'm still singing LED ZEPPELIN! I also enjoy watching & playing sports. As a kid my dad wanted a boy so he taught me football, basketball, baseball, FISHING & crabbing, so Captain I hope u don't mind ur 1st Mate with a lil tomboy in her because she can go from work boots to sneakers to combat boots & end up in her stilettos at any time! Yay! Hey wait, I'm the Captain of this ship & ur my 1st mate! Yeah that's what I meant!!! Hee hee hee! I aIso enjoy going to the racetrack & betting on the horses, I can read a program, but can't say that I win a lot, lol. I prefer snowboarding over skiing. I love to travel & I wear a bikini & I can out body surf anybody! I'll put $ on that! Must be the FISH in me. Hee hee. I love boats, only if your driving, if you ask me to take the wheel, I'll scream. I love motorcycles, only if your driving, if you ask me to ride one, I'll have to lay it down to stop! True story! I collect rocks & I'm a down to earth gal who loves nature & animals. Oh &1 last thing, I am looking for a man who is not afraid to actually go out & do something. I'm not into the chatting thing forever.; head south! I got some deep sea fishing to do!!!! Thanx darlin! Fishing? Lol! You tell me! P.S. I'm terrible *** fishing!
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EmmaOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
I want to meet someone and be able to feel that exciting *** I want to get butterflies when we hold hands, and melt when we kiss.I want to go to a restaurant and flirt the whole time, have a nice bottle of wine together and feel as if I can't wait to leave the restaurant after, so we can be alone and focus on just each other. Is there such a man out there I wonder, or was that just Sir. Lancelot in a fairy tale? If he's out there, I want to meet him! I'm not some skinny boy shaped girl, I'm very curvy. So if you want skinny, I'm not your girl.Just a note*** I seem to get along best with men who's zodiac signs are either Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, for some reason! Strange I know! I don't follow it as a guide. just for fun. Oh! And if all of your pictures of yourself are you in big dark sunglasses where no one can see your face, and some guys have the glasses AND a hat...I don't know who you're hiding from, but I won't talk to a guy that I can't see. Sorry sunglasses men.My older brother put this on ***, and I thought it was so funny I laughed so hard I cried! hope you think it's funny too...Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)You will need :-1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit....Sample a cup of Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor you just put there, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh*tshift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin ***degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat Nice dinner,some wine, conversation and flirting!You can IM me on the cell app ***