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Emma, 46

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About Me

I want to meet someone and be able to feel that exciting *** I want to get butterflies when we hold hands, and melt when we kiss.I want to go to a restaurant and flirt the whole time, have a nice bottle of wine together and feel as if I can't wait to leave the restaurant after, so we can be alone and focus on just each other. Is there such a man out there I wonder, or was that just Sir. Lancelot in a fairy tale? If he's out there, I want to meet him! I'm not some skinny boy shaped girl, I'm very curvy. So if you want skinny, I'm not your girl.Just a note*** I seem to get along best with men who's zodiac signs are either Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, for some reason! Strange I know! I don't follow it as a guide. just for fun. Oh! And if all of your pictures of yourself are you in big dark sunglasses where no one can see your face, and some guys have the glasses AND a hat...I don't know who you're hiding from, but I won't talk to a guy that I can't see. Sorry sunglasses men.My older brother put this on ***, and I thought it was so funny I laughed so hard I cried! hope you think it's funny too...Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)You will need :-1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit....Sample a cup of Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor you just put there, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh*tshift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin ***degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat Nice dinner,some wine, conversation and flirting!You can IM me on the cell app ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Xochitl

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I'm an early bird. A new day always holds promise with a fresh start and outlook. I'm a positive person knowing that a smile and a kind word can change someone's day and enrich my own...SAPPY ? Independent and strong, though the right man will make me weak in the knees :) I've been divorced for 11 years .. My life is settled and secure. I'm a proud mom to 2 amazing and nearly independent girls. I love my job and it loves me back :) little kids are a great fan club ! I'm hoping to find a great guy to share my life with for fun, friendship and romance. Someone , who together with me , will bring out the best in each other. Lets share what we have in common, learn and explore together and have the respect to appreciate each others independence and individuality. Oh, and let's not forget about the chemistry.. thats a must :) coffee..ice cream ... a walk ...sitting across from someone and being interviewed was never my thing.

  • Lesley

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I love to laugh (mostly at myself) and enjoy being around people that can appreciate humor and sarcasm. I enjoy trying new things and staying active. I am not afraid to get dirty and go a little crazy. I love the energy of the city, but my heart is at the beach.I love to spend time with friends, and my family is extremely important to me. I am silly but serious, adventurous yet cautious, outgoing but sometimes shy, romantic, independent, considerate, and loyal. I am accountable for myself and my actions and value integrity. I have very little tolerance for drama, disrespect and dishonesty.I am interested in becoming friends first and spending time together. If something evolves from that friendship, that would be a plus but just dating and sharing some laughs is cool with me. Looking for someone with a positive attitude and a good heart.

  • Andreana

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    Bad kissers need not apply (sloppy, tongue swallowing, bad breath smelling - eww.) There is nothing better than kissing someone that you enjoy, or worse than kissing someone you don't!With that said, distance is an important factor in evaluating relationship potential. My kid-free time is limited and comes in short bursts, so a long distance relationship over 30 minutes is not practical.I am looking for Maverick to take my breath away, smooth and edgy, the perfect mix of the good and bad boy - enough good to keep me happy, but enough bad to keep me guessing and keep life from settling into ho-hum boredom. The kind of man that will send flowers for no reasons, who cried at the end of THE NOTEBOOK, who understands a woman's need for emotional intimacy, and ... who knows the right time to be in control and to lose control.I am a divorced mother of 3 great kids (YES, 3!! twins 18 and off to college and a 10 year old). They are my entree and I am looking for the appetizer and dessert. I am looking to passionately enjoy all that life has to offer. I refuse to "settle" again and have been learning to enjoy the ***full rather than ***empty. My favorite leisure activity is going to the movies. I love a double feature, tub of popcorn and large Coke (maybe throw in a box of milk duds for some excitement). I enjoy eating at new restaurants and listening to live music. I love the beach and hope to scuba dive sometime this year.I prefer the feeling of sand tickling my toes rather than snow in my boots.).I play racquetball a few times a week and enjoy playing online words with friends and scrabble. I am not much of a phone talker, but love to text message and IM.I am a woman that appreciates chivalry (yes, opened doors and pulled out chairs!), surprise and romantic gestures. I am almost convinced that men have lost the art of romancing a woman - I hope you can change my mind. Boring and shallow men need not apply. I am looking for adventure and fun and I don't want my world to stand still. I have little spare time to enjoy life's excursions and try to make the most of every moment. A successful match must be intellectually, emotionally and physically stimulating. I would be kidding to say that chemistry is unimportant, and I admit that it takes a very special person to stir up my emotions. True chemistry and emotional connection is rare, but when it is right - LOOK OUT! I do believe that good relationships require a lot of work - mediocre ones may be able to subsist on their own, but rarely are AMAZING. What kind of relationship are you looking for and how much effort are you willing to put into it??Relationships - There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. ****I do not exchange phone numbers until after I meet someone for safety reasons, please understand.

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