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Emma, 46

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I want to meet someone and be able to feel that exciting *** I want to get butterflies when we hold hands, and melt when we kiss.I want to go to a restaurant and flirt the whole time, have a nice bottle of wine together and feel as if I can't wait to leave the restaurant after, so we can be alone and focus on just each other. Is there such a man out there I wonder, or was that just Sir. Lancelot in a fairy tale? If he's out there, I want to meet him! I'm not some skinny boy shaped girl, I'm very curvy. So if you want skinny, I'm not your girl.Just a note*** I seem to get along best with men who's zodiac signs are either Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, for some reason! Strange I know! I don't follow it as a guide. just for fun. Oh! And if all of your pictures of yourself are you in big dark sunglasses where no one can see your face, and some guys have the glasses AND a hat...I don't know who you're hiding from, but I won't talk to a guy that I can't see. Sorry sunglasses men.My older brother put this on ***, and I thought it was so funny I laughed so hard I cried! hope you think it's funny too...Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)You will need :-1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit....Sample a cup of Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor you just put there, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh*tshift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin ***degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat Nice dinner,some wine, conversation and flirting!You can IM me on the cell app ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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