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Emma, 46

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About Me

I want to meet someone and be able to feel that exciting *** I want to get butterflies when we hold hands, and melt when we kiss.I want to go to a restaurant and flirt the whole time, have a nice bottle of wine together and feel as if I can't wait to leave the restaurant after, so we can be alone and focus on just each other. Is there such a man out there I wonder, or was that just Sir. Lancelot in a fairy tale? If he's out there, I want to meet him! I'm not some skinny boy shaped girl, I'm very curvy. So if you want skinny, I'm not your girl.Just a note*** I seem to get along best with men who's zodiac signs are either Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, for some reason! Strange I know! I don't follow it as a guide. just for fun. Oh! And if all of your pictures of yourself are you in big dark sunglasses where no one can see your face, and some guys have the glasses AND a hat...I don't know who you're hiding from, but I won't talk to a guy that I can't see. Sorry sunglasses men.My older brother put this on ***, and I thought it was so funny I laughed so hard I cried! hope you think it's funny too...Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)You will need :-1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit....Sample a cup of Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor you just put there, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh*tshift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin ***degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat Nice dinner,some wine, conversation and flirting!You can IM me on the cell app ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jemima

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I'm smart, fun, sexy, & down to earth. I have a great sense of humor and great family values. Love to travel and love to cook Italian food.Looking for that special someone,who likes to have fun and not take life too seriously.He should also possess a great sense of humor. a nice dinner with a nice comversation.

  • Becky

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Basically I'm not a high maintenance type of girl. I just like the simple things in life. Sometimes I like to go out dancing and other times I just like to relax to a nice meal, glass of wine and a good movie, I love movies, or just listening to music. My taste in music varies from anything to rock and roll to jazz, not too keen on hip hop though, but would tolerate it I had to. Going on nice, serene walks by the beach, just taking in nature is also a favorite of mine as well, always nicer with someone though.When I'm not working most of my free time is spent with my son who is 7 years old, so downtime is important to me along with some adult conversation. I am a single mom, so up until now my life really has been on a whirlwind of birthday parties, sports, kids movies etc., so now I'm trying to enjoy MY time as much as I can. Nothing fancy, just chatting, getting to know one another over a cup of coffee

  • Germaine

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I am, first and foremost, a Christian! I spend much of my time serving at my church and within the community, and would hope to find someone who loves doing the same. I've been described by my closest friends as being caring, kind, the "peacemaker", funny, goofy, a nurturer, and having a big heart for others. I love doing things at the spur of the moment, consider myself pretty easy going, and try to make the best out of any situation! So just who is the man of my dreams.....my knight in shining armor...my true hearts desire...the love of my life...my better half...my best friend...the holder of my hand...and the keeper of my heart? His life is completely centered around Christ, and isn't ashamed to let the whole world know! His thoughts are of others first, and gives without wanting or expecting anything in return! He shows compassion for anyone in need, and possess a sweetness that can be felt by everyone around him! His smile will make me smile! He'll know when it's time to be serious, yet can become a total goof ball at any given moment! His arms are strong and muscular, yet can hold me gently in them, while passionately kissing me 'til the cows come home! He'll look at me when I'm at my worst, but will only see the most beautiful girl he's ever laid eyes on! He thinks of me as perfect, because he's totally fallen in love with the girl of his dreams...his Cinderella...his "girl next door"...his true hearts desire...the love of his life...his better half...his best friend...the holder of his hand...and the keeper of his heart! In a nutshell, I'm looking for my best friend...the one who knows the most about me, and accepts me just as I am. Someone that can look at me with no make-up on, wearing sweats, my hair up in a pony tail, and thinks I'm the most beautiful girl he's ever laid eyes on. Without a doubt, that will be the man that wins my heart, because what I've learned is that NO ONE is perfect, until you fall in love with them unconditionally! Something simple...a place to talk and get to know each other. :)

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