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Emma, 46

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I want to meet someone and be able to feel that exciting *** I want to get butterflies when we hold hands, and melt when we kiss.I want to go to a restaurant and flirt the whole time, have a nice bottle of wine together and feel as if I can't wait to leave the restaurant after, so we can be alone and focus on just each other. Is there such a man out there I wonder, or was that just Sir. Lancelot in a fairy tale? If he's out there, I want to meet him! I'm not some skinny boy shaped girl, I'm very curvy. So if you want skinny, I'm not your girl.Just a note*** I seem to get along best with men who's zodiac signs are either Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, for some reason! Strange I know! I don't follow it as a guide. just for fun. Oh! And if all of your pictures of yourself are you in big dark sunglasses where no one can see your face, and some guys have the glasses AND a hat...I don't know who you're hiding from, but I won't talk to a guy that I can't see. Sorry sunglasses men.My older brother put this on ***, and I thought it was so funny I laughed so hard I cried! hope you think it's funny too...Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)You will need :-1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit....Sample a cup of Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor you just put there, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh*tshift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin ***degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat Nice dinner,some wine, conversation and flirting!You can IM me on the cell app ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Catherine

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-39

    Hi! My name is Catherine. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Dreama

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Hi, I was off site for a couple of months. Thought I found someone, but....no..... so trying again. I was. married 24 years now separated, Still friends with him, for the kids. Got to play nice for them.. I like real men. Guys not afraid to get his hands dirty. You know motercycles, tatoos. and chevy trucks. But also like the beach and walking around flea markets looking for good crap. lol. I'm cute, nice, and like to do things like fairs and car shows.. I don't bullshit. I tell it like it is . Life is to short. Lets face it ..Were not getting any younger. . I need a honest, cute, strong, romantic man in my life..Oh yea u must like dogs. I have 2. I like all kinds of music, ok no rap. i've been listening to country mostly. I like movies,and seafood, LOVE summer and hate the cold. I love my family. They are a very big part of my life. I need someone that will fit in. Lets just say were not the "; kind of people.. but also no one is in jail..Happy medium. So I think i confused you enough for now. Oh yea. Please no out of towners. . Sorry. TO ALL U MEN OUT THERE THAT ARE ***POUNDS FATTER AND 5 YEARS OLDER THAN YOUR PICTURE.....STOP RIGHT THERE!! TO ME YOU ARE A FAKE A PHONEY.. NOT COOL SO IF YOU CAN'T BE TRUTHFUL.. DON'T MESSAGE ME. I LOOK JUST LIKE MY PICTURE AND I EXPECT THE SAME FROM YOU.. THANK YOU and also i take very bad pictures so that's why there aren't many. Dinner or drinks or walk around the flea market

  • Tisha

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I just saw this site and decided to check it out. Full time college student (Criminal Justice and human sciences), kids and a job. Love football!!!!!! Not one for the bar scene, other than every once in awhile. Figured this would give me a chance to meet some cool people and I was right. Your responsible for my smile! Have a great day!!! Lisa I don't get on here too often, it is easier to reach me on face book I love you, but that doesn't always mean that I have to agree with you. I respect your feelings and I would ask that you respect mine in same.When ask about my goals, I don't talk about dreams.......I talk about a plan in action!Please do not push 'your' issues over on my plate!Q: What are you looking for? A: I am not looking for anything however if you want to *** answer most. The most important thing in front of me is my education, family, work and the goals that I have set for myself. Q: Why are you single? A: I am single because that is my choice. I do not see a 'need' to be with someone just so I am not on my own. I am fine where I am but am open to communicating with people to see if you fit into where I am going. As I notice things that happen on this site and I feel as though I would like to share...... I have noticed that there are still people in this day and age that feel it is their RIGHT to judge people on race, religion, or sexual preference. The acceptance of all people is what we as humans need to concentrate on and not the negative delusions of prejudice.ps. DUDE IF YOU HAVE A PIC WITH A FISH IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE THAT IS NOT HOT LMAODon't be willing to settle for the person you can live with...be willing to patiently wait for the one you can't live without!I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes and at times am hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best....M. MonroeOK HERE IS ANOTHER OBSERVATION THAT DISTURBS ME ..... THERE ARE A LOT OF ANGRY PEOPLE ON HERE.... IF YOU SEEM TO GET PISSED OVER THINGS THAT IN REALITY ARE VERY SMALL, THAT WOULD BE ONE MORE REASON NOT TO CONTACT ME LOL If you are using the same profile pic for years, or all pictures that are old - Well, that does make one wonder doesn't it.Spelling DOES count! Another observation: With some of the messages I get from men on here: it is no wonder that they are single.I guess this is pretty obvious: I only say what other people are thinking anyway! hahaGive us this next game, our weekly win and give us many touchdown passes, but do not let others pass against us. It is all about football haha Whatever seems like a good idea at the time!If you live too far away, let's not waste our time.

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