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Emma, 46

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About Me

I want to meet someone and be able to feel that exciting *** I want to get butterflies when we hold hands, and melt when we kiss.I want to go to a restaurant and flirt the whole time, have a nice bottle of wine together and feel as if I can't wait to leave the restaurant after, so we can be alone and focus on just each other. Is there such a man out there I wonder, or was that just Sir. Lancelot in a fairy tale? If he's out there, I want to meet him! I'm not some skinny boy shaped girl, I'm very curvy. So if you want skinny, I'm not your girl.Just a note*** I seem to get along best with men who's zodiac signs are either Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, for some reason! Strange I know! I don't follow it as a guide. just for fun. Oh! And if all of your pictures of yourself are you in big dark sunglasses where no one can see your face, and some guys have the glasses AND a hat...I don't know who you're hiding from, but I won't talk to a guy that I can't see. Sorry sunglasses men.My older brother put this on ***, and I thought it was so funny I laughed so hard I cried! hope you think it's funny too...Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)You will need :-1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit....Sample a cup of Vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor you just put there, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh*tshift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin ***degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat Nice dinner,some wine, conversation and flirting!You can IM me on the cell app ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Okay... first things first...if you get past this then we are off to a good start. Please give it a complete read thru....you might be pleasantly surprised. Three kids 9, 8 and 6. (oh yeah, a dog too!) They are part of the package. Not looking for a new Daddy for them...just a good male role model. I am here for ME. I want something that is just for ME. I like being in a relationship. I want to get married again. I like being married. I like being in love, loving and being loved. I am not afraid to nurture relationships. I give 110% from my heart and soul. I have been alone way too long and I want to meet HIM. If you want to know more.... about me, anything... ask. I am a little bit naughty and plenty nice. I will do my best to answer your questions. I know there is a guy out there who wants what I can offer and has what I need. First and foremost, I am seeking a man who is honest in all ways. I am looking for a man who is strong yet soft, articulate, passionate about his interests, interested in my passions, silly, free spirited, curious, open. A man who doesn't run from difficult situations, a man with perspective, a man who will fight for what he loves and believes in but knows when to to let go. A man whose shoulder I can cry on, lean on, whose ear I can bend with my chatter, whose eyes will lock with mine when we speak, a man with whom I can grow and learn and love and be. Everywoman: mom, friend, warrior, comedian, doctor, financial planner, organizer, event planner, personal shopper, therapist, etc.! love to read when i have time. If you concentrate on finding whatever is good in every situation, you will discover that your life will suddenly be filled with gratitude, a feeling that nurtures the soul.Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,If you did, what would there be to look forward to?Please forgive me if i do not respond. I do read everything I receive and if I feel that we are suited...I will certainly be in touch. If you don't hear from me...it's because I feel I can't offer you what you are looking for.!! first date: something casual and laid back where we can be ourselves. no false pretenses. anything that elicits laughter, honesty, conversation. coffee, a walk, bowling, festivals and street fairs, etc.

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    Looking for: man. In age: 27-41

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

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