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MeriwetherOffline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
Another update: This is getting ridiculous....If you are a player and you guys know who you are..... please do not bother. I love to play games but I dont need the whole damn team to play. UPDATE:::::Guys if you have a huge beer belly and havent seen your toes in yrs please save you and I the trouble and move on by....Trust me I will notice it once we meet!!!!!!!!I am a very loving and giving person. I am simply looking for the one I cant live without not just one I can live with. I lived on the east coast most of my life. I love the water and anything to do with it. I was raised on a small horse farm so therefore I have a great love for horses...lol.I love to ride motorcycles as well..you know the real ones...lol.. I have 2 beautiful granddaughters that I love to spend time with.I love to entertain family and friends it brings me great joy to see the ones I care about enjoying life. I can go from jeans and a tshirt to an evening gown in about 45 minutes...lol...Can attend the black tie affair or hang with the guys at the local watering hole. I love music all except heavy metal, rap or techno. I love to travel and explore new places. I am very faithful and loyal and expect the same.Ok I have been on this site for awhile now so let me save you and I some time and trouble.If you are young enough to be my son please dont bother. I have patience but I do not have time to house break you or train you. Im flattered but not interested.YrIf you are simply on here to chat or for cybersex dont bother. Please call one of those 800#'s they would love to have your business.If you are married or in a complicated relationship do not bother. I am a very giving lady but I do not share.If you do not take care of yourself and your Mother is the only person that has ever told you that you were handsome dont bother. This will surely sound shallow to some of you...sorry...Physical attraction and chemistry is a must for me. Please if I hear that I look and sound totally unapproachable again I think I will scream. I am proably one of the nicest and easy going woman you will ever meet. I do not require daily meds or alcohol to make it thru the day.Now that I have got that out of the way....wheeewwwwwwwww.....If you are a good man with a touch of bad boy in you and yes I mean just a touch.....If you are interested please send me an *** see where it GOES!!!JUST TO MEET ONE GOOD HONEST MAN THAT KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS....DANG THAT SEEMS TO BE IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!The lyrics.....!!!!!!!
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MadeleneOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice gal looking to share her life with her future soul mate? I guess that would do it. Somewhere out there is a great guy who will not only want to introduce me to new things, but will also like to try some adventures that are new to both of us. He will not only put up with my wacky moods, but he may even think they are cute, (even if he won't admit it.) The man I would like to meet is confident and self assured, but isn't filled with an over-inflated ego. I am looking for a guy who can keep me on my toes both when it comes to intellect and energy. There is nothing that I won't do to support the people I care about, but if I think you are wrong I will tell you and I hope that you would do the same for me. Are you a man who is filled with surprises? When you hold me in your arms, are you the type of man that will make me feel safe and warm? Have you made it all the way to the end of my profile? Then what are you waiting for? Drop me a line and let's plan our next adventure. UPDATE: The people in the pictures I have whited out are of former friends that I thought wouldn't want their pictures on a dating site. NOT my ex!! We've built up such chemistry on the phone that when I open the door and see you, I grab you by the back of the neck and kiss you before I even leave the house. (Note: Don't you DARE try this -- some fantasies are best left as fantasies.) You are the man, this should be your charge.
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MakedaOffline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I guess I will give this another shot!!! I'm 47. Divorced. Mother of 2. My daughter is 20. She is my best friend. My son is 12. I share custody of him. My children mean the world to me.I work. 28 years of service with the federal government. IT Specialist.What am I looking for? First and foremost, he must have a great sense of humor. I love to laugh and cut up. If I put Saran wrap over the toilet bowl on April Fools Day....deal with it!!! (My son never knows what to expect next!!!!) (So the cat is out of that bag on that prank...I'll think of something!!) He must have a job, or means of support for himself. If I gotta work, so does he! He must not do illegal drugs. He must not have his mug shots on the internet. (I will check.) He must not be obese. (I weigh ***lbs, I will break.) He must be sweet and kind to animals because mine are going to pounce on him as he walks through the door. It's in their nature. They love company! He must also love children. I am the "Cool" mom, so I sometimes have a house full!What he will get from me? Humor, smiles, kisses, texts to let him know that I am thinking of him. (If those kisses lead to more.... I've read the "50 Shades of Grey" all 3 books! Silk ties...Something to try. Are you up to it?) I know how to cook, I mow the yard, I clean the house and pay this bills. I'm pretty good with a hammer and screwdriver. I will admit that I don't know squat about cars. That is what Jiffy Lube and Auto Zone are for. He will get a woman that knows which fork to use and when. However, he will get a woman that will sit on the tailgate of a truck and gaze at him around a fire in the middle of a field. Something about a truck and an ice cold beer!What not to expect? I will not sit in your deer stand at some God awful hour waiting on you to kill Bambi's Mom or Dad. I don't eat meat. Get your Guy friends to go with you! That is what you have them for! If we go fishing and you have a "catch them and clean them policy", I will adopt my "catch and release policy". I love to go camping....as long as electricity and water are involved. I hear they have that at most campgrounds now! A hair dryer is a girls second best friend!! You figure out the first best friend!I love country music, but can listen to anything.End of all deal...He has to like UK Basketball. He may regret watching it with me.....And his ears may burn a little bit (I lose my ladylike status...Sprained ankle last season.) But if they win......Might be a good celebration afterwards!!!!Hope that my profile has caught your attention. No movies, please. They frown on talking! If you don't want to talk to me, then don't ask me out! Otherwise, lunch, walk in the park, drinks, dinner...or whatever you come up with!