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Tarra
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Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
Guys I know this can be tricky and its hard for you to know what us women want. So I have some guidelines to help you figure out what this woman is looking for!! 1. No job?? Get a paper and keep move on to the next profile!! 2. No car?? Keep your thumb out and keep walking! 3. Moochers keep on the corner and off this page!! 4. Want a skinny heifer?? Keep MOO-VING to thinner pastures! NO I AM NOT A COW EITHER!!!5. Want a mommy....move back home!!! I dont qualify. 6. I dont expect you to pay my tab. BUT you ARE expected to pay yours. If you cant you DO NOT QUALIFY!! Keep surfing!! 7....I dont qualify. Better lie and back up the meet time a hour!! I am worth the wait!!! 8. If you want a booty call, your not getting one here!! I am not a slot machine...the casinos are further south. Keep rolling! 9. If you like company to hang out with I think thats a great start and would love to give you a try!! 10. I you are married you DO NOT qualify. I suspect if you spent more time trying date your wife you would not be looking at this list. You would probably be getting laid!! LOL *****NEWS FLASH*** COMMON LAW MEAN YOUR MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!! GET A HOBBY.....YOUR WIFE!!!!Come on guys!! I KNOW there is a good one out there. I havent lost hope yet. Actually, I have some great stories that make you go "HUH"! I hope this helps!! If your interested, send me a line.Tess Take me fishing. Head home cook em ' up he's rite!! Load up the truck head to the country...tailgate and blanket with a cold brew staring at the stars!!!
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Zowie
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Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
About me - This is not so easy but here it is. I'm loyal, kind and considerate when I'm getting the same. I give more than I take and hate that about myself because i have been taken advantage of emotionally more than I've been fulfilled. I can hold my own when thrown in to a group situation even if I don't know a soul in the room. It pisses me off to pay $10 for half of a glass of wine under a red chandelier, I'd rather drink out of a $4 bottle on the back of a tailgate at a bond fire. I LOVE LSU football and the Saints, winning or loosing I'm not a fair whether fan or an obnoxious fan. I love the ocean's blue water. Blue is my favorite color, not that everything I own is blue but I tend to buy blue vehicles. I love cats but hate the clean the cat box. Hey it can't all be good right. LOL I love to laugh, I cry at mushy movies. Intimacy is important to me. I used to cook when my children were young but pretty much hate to cook now. I'm not your mother or your maid or the mother of your children so don't look at me to be those things. I have pretty much everything I need and want with the exception of a Harley. I don't want to drive a Harley but I like to ride so no point in buying one. The only thing I don't have is someone worthy of sharing my life with. I can be your friend or I can be your lover or I can be both but we must be on the same page or it's not going to work. I'm pretty sensitive to others not something I like about myself. I hate drama, don't want to fight, so if you're in a bad mood don't look for me to stick around for the abuse. I will go home and try again tomorrow. Life is to short to be miserable. Anything else you want to know just ask. I'm slightly old fashion so more than likely I will not contact you first. Prefer something fun to do rather than sitting in front of you like we're on an interview. I think you learn more about someone as you see them living life and having fun.FYI - I DON'T DO COUPLES!!! SO STOP ASKING!
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Rexana
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Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
HI! I am tall and and "squishy" meaning I'm not slender but not too thick. (Appropriate for my height. Go Bucks!! (I may have lost some of you there...sorry about your "questionable taste") :) I like being out doors, long walks, swimming, fishing, sledding, camping etc. I like volunteering, and helping with school and church activities. I enjoy spending quality time my that special person, chatting over coffee or a good cup of tea. Cuddling while watching TV, a movie or just in front of the fireplace. (Or a camp fire!) I enjoy a variety of music including contemporary christian, classical, country, classic rock and some heavier rock. I would like to meet someone who has similar and yet different likenesses. After a bit of chatting we could together decide what would be the ideal first date.Whether it be lunch at a cafe or dinner of the romantic kind OR a sports like bar to watch the game!! PS I like flowers!