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Madlyn, 45

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About Me

I would write my usual novel here, but I think I need a new story. They say you can even find people on fiverr to write profiles for you - I think I should do that, just for fun. Does anybody even read these things? My work: A digital chick of all trades. I can work from just about anywhere with an Internet connection, but I stick close to home mostly.Hobbies: Fitness (not obsessive, mind you), being a geek, action movies, finding great restaurants and patio bars, home improvement projects (are you handy?) and spending time with my dogs. They are both very cool.Goals and Aspirations: Finish my landscape and house projects, keep my client base and build on it, figure out a way to retire someday (hah!), get over my fear of power saws so I can build all the cool-azz stuff I've seen on HGTV...Invent a better mousetrap - or shamwow. You get the idea.Taste in music: Euro-techno bubble gum pop and DISCO. Annoying? Probably. If you're a fan of Le Freak you already have my attention.Race is not an issue. Good luck to us all. :-)From the late Andy Rooney:"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize." If you say dinner and a movie in this space, I'm going to have to smack you.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Alize

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Hi Guys, Hmmm. Well, here I am.......Some of my favorite things are........Autumn, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Rolling Stones, Beethoven, Chardonnay, Snuggling on the sofa, taking long drives in the country, B&B's, reading. singing, baking, long passionate kisses, a comfortable pair of jeans, dogs, Thanksgiving, laughing so hard my stomach hurts, family and friends, blizzards and snow days so I can stay in my pjs a little longer, prime rib, dancing, having a catch, the ocean, history, The Walking Dead, great conversation, crossword puzzles, being outside and hugs. What you see is what you get... :) I have not gained an insurmountable amt. of weight. Guys have told me horror stories of women who show up on a date looking 50 lbs. heavier. The pictures that you see are within the year.......I go to exercise class at least 3 times a week and am very petite. It wouldn't benefit you or me if I lied about how I look. Hence, you will not see half naked pictures of me on this website..I feel very secure about my body but I'm not going to sell myself to you with cleavage shots in the bathroom. When and if you are my boyfriend.....that's a different story!!!! About you........ 1. OK....well, let's see......Call when you say you're going to call. If you're a serial texter......I'm fine with some texting but please....let's talk on the phone OK? 1a. Not really into the tattoo thing.......one maybe......It's just not MY thing. 2. Employment is good......... 3. A sense of humor......4. Be able to use a hammer and a nail....screwdriver....you know.... 5. Please, Please don't have half naked pictures of you in the bathroom. I love your dazzling pectorals.....but please don't post it on a website. (tacky) 6. Wouldn't it be great if anyone that you thought you would really really like.....liked you back?? 7. I probably won't get up enough courage to write you first......I guess I'm kind of conservative like that. I will probably check out your picture ***times before I'd write to you. I guess that's bad because then you'll think I'm a stalker. Oh well. 8. Um.......don't be married??9. I get all excited when I get an ***, he's cute......nice dog too.....got a job....good....oh nice profile.......he can spell..........okay........ opening the message.....what will he say??? The anticipation is KILLING me.............."Hi" .............REALLY????? LOL LOL LOL What a LETDOWN.............. 10. What's with the "Meet you" stuff......Well, if he REALLY wanted to meet me......he would *** Please......if all you talk about on our first date or first phone call is YOU and you're not interested in anything about me...that's just...........well......bad.12. Sometimes I'm not really sure of a polite way to tell you I'm not interested......so I might not respond......and then you *** 47 more times........that's kind of creepy.13. I love the "He favorited you" feature. What's up with that??? He won't ***'m a favorite......14. Does ANYONE EVER say YES to the drug question????????? Lisa Any date to me would be fun! I'm not picky! :)

  • Sammie

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Hi! I have decided at this point to write nothing but facts about me. If you are interested in talking, please *** am honest (to a fault at times)I tend to only date white men, just wish they LOVED MY CURVES like black men do!I am very caring & givingI smoke and doubt I will quit anytime soonI love to cuddle, hold hands and romanceI will NOT RESPOND if you have DEAD ANIMALS in any of your pics-not a fan of shirtless pics either, especially lying in bed..cheesy....I am a pescatarian (only eat fish)-no land animals..I am a curvy woman, so if you like thin, athletic girls, model-type....PLEASE MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!I enjoy drinking red wineI know how to text AND talk on the phone.I only date within a 15 or so mile radius....I cannot afford otherwise and want someone who lives nearby, not an hour away.I usually am not attracted to thin men, I like a man with some meat on his bones. :)I love to spend time with my son, friends and family-they are the world to me.I am looking for one person to be with and not into games at all! I do not bring drama with me.I love a man with facial hair, just not into the clean shaven look at all!**If I do not respond to your ***, I am sorry, that means that I am not interested.** I think coffee or the Waffle House....somewhere we can get to know one another.

  • Iscah

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Well for starters I am a single mother of one. I find family and friends to follow a very close second to my child. They are always there for me, and I there for them. I enjoy some tv and NASCAR. Like to go on easy hikes the movies and bowling ( even though I am bad), miniature golf(i can laugh right through) long drives to nowhere, the beach.I am tired of the games and smooth talkers. Please if your married or in a relationship please move on. I have been told I wear my heart on my sleeve and do what I can to make others happy. I have changed some over the years. But some things you just can't change.I am looking for someone to spend time with and get to know What I would love to find. Tall Nice Employed Trustworthy Honest man. Any questions please ask. Swinging on the swings at the park under the stars

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