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AshOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Ash. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Milford, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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MadlynOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I would write my usual novel here, but I think I need a new story. They say you can even find people on fiverr to write profiles for you - I think I should do that, just for fun. Does anybody even read these things? My work: A digital chick of all trades. I can work from just about anywhere with an Internet connection, but I stick close to home mostly.Hobbies: Fitness (not obsessive, mind you), being a geek, action movies, finding great restaurants and patio bars, home improvement projects (are you handy?) and spending time with my dogs. They are both very cool.Goals and Aspirations: Finish my landscape and house projects, keep my client base and build on it, figure out a way to retire someday (hah!), get over my fear of power saws so I can build all the cool-azz stuff I've seen on HGTV...Invent a better mousetrap - or shamwow. You get the idea.Taste in music: Euro-techno bubble gum pop and DISCO. Annoying? Probably. If you're a fan of Le Freak you already have my attention.Race is not an issue. Good luck to us all. :-)From the late Andy Rooney:"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize." If you say dinner and a movie in this space, I'm going to have to smack you.
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SloanOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I haven't lived here as an adult, so I really don't know my way around... If we connect, maybe you can be my tour guide! Go Buckeyes!!!! I love going to concerts, hanging out at the lake, camping, fishing, beach volleyball, hanging out with my kids, watching movies, playing poker and taking naps on a rainy day. I love adventure just as much as a peaceful, quiet day at home. I am also an avid reader. There is just something about getting lost in a good book!I have all the kids I am willing to have, so if you want babies, I'm not your girl! If you don't like kids, I'm not your girl! I love to play golf, even though I am not very good! I enjoy shooting pool, but am tired of the bar scene. It wears me out. It seems I have a knack for attracting men that either still live at home with their mothers or their wives!!! YIKES!I am NOT interested in a casual sexual relationship, if you are, I'm not your girl! I have a job, a car, a house, and pay my own bills...hopefully you can say the same! (if you can't, I'm definitely not your girl!) I am not all about the money, but stability is mandatory!I love to travel, but enjoy a long Sunday drive just as much. I love riding street and dirt bikes. I am more comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt, but have been told I clean up nice. I would much rather wear a sundress than an evening gown, and I hate high-heels (for some reason, foot pain and i just don't get along!). I love to laugh and joke around, but can be serious when necessary.Some of my favorites include..-em, singin' REALLY loud in my car/shower (when i think no one is listening), laughing with my friends, a man who loves his family and treats his Mama right (but doesn't need her permission to date who he likes), Cajun food, riding 4 wheelers/dirt bikes and getting so muddy, that after 2 showers, you still find a little mud somewhere, late 60's muscle cars, amateur drag races, and meeting new people!Some of my not-so favorites include...Closed-minded-bigoted-jerky people, self-righteousness, selfishness, guys who want me to send them inappropriate pictures of myself (wow, really?), flying next to anyone that isn't as relaxed as I am (by relaxed, I mean relaxed!;), people who cannot handle their drink and want to fight (such a turn off!), when someone says they are going to do something and just bails (i really hate that!), red lights, traffic jams, bad customer service, trimmed toenails on the floor (ugh!), illiteracy, poor parenting, mosquitos, fire ants, and bad drivers (which includes just about everyone, as I am the ONLY good driver I know, lol)!I REALLY MEAN THIS, SO PLEASE READ.....If you have a crazy ex, who likes to make the women in your life miserable, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT contact me! I absolutely DESPISE drama!!!!! I Wish you all the best in your journey to find love (or whatever it is you're searching for!)****PRIVACY NOTICE****Warning- To any person(s) and/or *** this website or any site(s) associated or affiliated with Plenty of Fish, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to, my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any other person(s) under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private, legally privileged and contain confidential information.ANY violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law, and is something I WILL pursue, with the assistance of my attorney.(It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this, or you may copy and paste this one.) Since I just moved back, you'll have to tell me where all the best first date spots are! ;)