SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KanishaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
~I'm not here to "get laid"...I don't need an app for that. I'm just here to expand my possibilities.~I reserve the right to change my intent as often as I see fit.~I'm silly, sweet, affectionate,warm,attentive, and doting. But come at me correctly or I might *** off.~No I don't want to come to your hotel room. I'm not a port whore, Sailor.~If you don't have a profile picture you have something to hide and I do not want to talk to you.~If your married, shame on you.~Do not ask me for naked pics as if I'm a vehicle for sale on car max. Have some class.~MY bottom line: the only thing that truly matters is how we treat each other. Hold yourself accountable.~Im not sure wut the universe has lined up for me, but im open to receive it~I like a man whose got some game. I'm not ready to jump in the sack just cuz u look good in a still pic and u should beware of women who would.~Sure I have a naughty side, but not taboo...some of u people scare the hell outta me 0.o~Mintchocolatechipicecreamsammies complete me ~ .~Here's a little advice for you guys, from me to you...take it or leave it....~Holding a really cool guitar in a bathroom mirror pic does NOT make u look like a rockstar. It makes you look like a dork. A pic of you holding a guitar, with a pick, on a stage, dripping sweat, and screaming into a mic would make you look like a rockstar. Keep it real.~I know you wanna show your manhood to every woman u see, like roosters strutting around a hen house. But we don't wanna see it until we are "INSIDE" of an intimate moment. Sending a woman a picture of your****is slitting your own throat. Grow up.~It doesn't matter how cute you are, or suave, if your MAIN profile pic is a shirtless self-portrait...you look hard up.If you must post a shirtless pic let it be a candid shot...otherwise... Get dressed. If we click, lets go from there.If we clash, lets not drag it out.Now get at me ~.~
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CassiaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
recent unhappy customer. apparently i'm not wanted here.. perhaps he should yelp itBlue Eyes Looking at you"Most people on here with any intellect at all (I said most, not you) are looking for something. Whether it be for there love of their life, or to just hook-up. Whatever.... Not to waste time reading a disgusting profile of a person hoping someone will find this humorous and waiting for a response albeit a negative one just to get some form of attention. You can find plenty of that on Craigs list. I just lost 60 seconds of my life in shock reading this crap that I will never get back. Someone really needs to guide you off this site. Please follow their advice.Thanks."And now my "About Me"damn.. i hate these things where you are forced to talk about yourself. okay.. fine, to begin with... i am not that great a catch. i do not cook, i'll clean....... but only when i feel like it (im quite lazy... or maybe just freaking tired). i have 3 kids, two of which are grown and live elsewhere.. (they are still a huge part of my life and i wish i could see them more often.. but kids grow up and build their own lives and that is how it should be). i am on here as my youngest is at an age where she needs me less and less and im told i should uhh.. get out more often.. live.. whatever. i am a huge talker and contrary to what i sound like here and the furrow in my brow, im not always angry... (i am not pissed, damn it!!! im thinking!) #nomad :)). i am not a complete drag.. i have a sense of humor.. even if it is a bit warped. anywho.. at this time i figure this might be a good way to talk to you strangers without having to venture out and then come up with some excuse as to why i suddenly decide i don't want to talk to you anymore. :p*update:as of june 08, ***i officially became a grandmom... and quite proud of that!*update.."i can be an *** of the grandest kind..im the funniest woman that youve ever knownim the dullest woman that youve ever knownim the most gorgeous woman that youve ever knownAnd youve never met anyoneWho is as everything as i am sometimes"*if you sent me an ***, i did not respond and i deleted it, there is a reason. i am an *** get over it.*****Update:if your first message to me speaks of:meeting mephoning mebeing my matchbeing my soulmatemarrying mehaving sex with mehaving children with me or any other thing i find creepy..your message will be deleted and you will be blocked.if you are older than my dad ***or younger than my adult children ***& 26)i will probably not respond.if you are female and looking for more than a friendshipi may respond.. but you will most likely not turn me.. the only vagina i pleasure is my own.if you have a problem with me getting to know you to a point where i feel comfortable before even considering the possibility of wanting a date with you.. then stop wasting your time.. i will not be talked into something i do not want.if any thing i've said in my update bothers you.. i don't give a f*ck. if it makes you feel better to tell me off for being such an *** then let your little fingers pound away, go ahead and get it out of your system..... but know, i still don't give a f*ck.p.s. asking me to text you *** message..... ????? how is texting a better means of communication than a message/email??? i mean.... do you realize how small the buttons on my freakin' crappy little cell phone is?? also... why the hell would i want to give some random stranger ive barely exchanged messages online with my personal cell phone number??!p.p.s... my kids are *** as well.
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BeckieOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I have no idea what to say about myself. I enjoy being outdoors, like walks in the woods or on the beach. I'd like to meet someone who wants to live life. Of course, cuddling and watching a movie are fun too. I have traveled a little. Now that my children are mostly grown( youngest is 17), I'd like to start finding the things that make me happy.