SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BetsyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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EstherOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am looking for a man that can keep it real. Say what you mean, mean what you say. It really isn't that hard. Not into games or drama. Don't be a posing looking for a relationship when you a player. I like to sit home and watch movies, go out occasionally to hear bands. I like all kinds music. Interested in someone who will go to church with me. My faith is very important to me. Must like kids, because I have two that live with me. Free most weekends. If this sounds like you, message me. Dinner or Drinks
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BrooklynnOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I am an outgoing and social, you won't be bored with me. I love meeting new and like minded people. I am caring, funny, and easygoing. I have a lot of energy and I am very entertaining and cute.P.S. Please, attach your current picture in your correspondence if there is none in your profile. 1. Go rollerblading - better yet, go roller-skating. 2. Go 'people watching' at the coffee shop - it can be fun just sit and talk.3. Friendly match at Chuck E Cheese's. Looser buys drinks.4. A round of miniature golf. Winner picks up the tab at the local coffee shop.5. Suggest something easy, fun, and dear to your heart :-)