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Betsy, 42

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About Me

I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tyra

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Life is better when you're in a good relationship. I'm fun, smart, and friendly.. and would like to meet someone who can say the same. I don't have a long list of deal breakers, but I think it's hard to find someone you truly connect with on a deeper level. Easy conversation, open communication, common interests plus attraction and chemistry.. those are the qualities that make a lasting relationship. I live near Wrigley and work near Union Station, so I'd like to date a guy who lives and/or works in the city, too. I like movies, live comedy, new restaurants, new bars, long walks and dog parks. My pics are recent. Send me a *** that sounds good.

  • Toria

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Passion is about good choices and what makes you happy!The simple things in life matter to me. I don't take things for granted. I appreciate what life has to offer and love laughing!!! My friends and family mean the world to me... I am spontaneous yet responsible. I just want a nice genuine guy no drama or games wasted energy. P.S. did I mention I like to laugh and see others do the same! you pick... something casual

  • Johanna

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I WILL NOT REPLY IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PIC!! What to say....I am a single and only parent of a 16 year old daughter. On that note, I have a much needed sense of humor. She is a great kid. Yes, I can talk like that. I try to work out ***times a week....try being the operative word. I try and eat healthy, that I am successful at. I am a "call it as it is" kind of person. I have been told I am sarcastic. Me?I am looking for pretty much the same thing as everyone else. Integrity, honesty, major sense of humor, doesn't take himself very seriously, good kisser, unconditional, confident, employed, courteous and respectful. I am looking for someone who "gets" me and loves me anyways. I will not respond to you if you do not have a pic. Not being rude but fair is fair. Yes, I said this twice...clearly, once is not enough. Happy Fishing! First date....I think first dates should be interactive. My best first date so far was at Dave and Busters on a Friday afternoon. We had so much fun. It was a great ice breaker.

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