SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
BetsyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
-
WinOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
If you really want to know...then take the time to find out, I am an open book. "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." ~---coffee, lunch, etc...
-
CassidyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am an artistic, independent, honest, hard working, fun-loving, outgoing, caring, and a compassionate woman that loves life, my family & friends. I have a good sense of humor. I am also quick witted and a bit sarcastic. Sometimes people can mistake this for being mean; I am not. I really like to laugh and I even can laugh at myself. I enjoy spending time with extended family & friends. I like listening to music, enjoy painting & drawing, going out to the movies and watching them at home, going to plays/musicals, interior decorating, swimming, gardening, cooking, maintaining my cars and my job. And most of all, I love to laugh. I am indeed a lady, but not afraid to get my hands dirty. If this sparks your interest, send me a message.I would like to meet someone that is honest, outgoing, goal orientated and have some of the same intrests as me. I am looking for a man that is not afraid to meet my family & friends... I am from a big family and we like to hug! I would also hope to find a man that understands it is good for a couple to spend time apart without being jealous or worrying what the other person is doing.Please do not contact me if you are living with a woman, already in a relationship with a woman, are currently married or if you are just looking for a "hook up"....you know what I mean. I will not be a man's #2. Sorry to say, but I am not looking for a long distance relationship, nor am I interested in relocating.... I love the Chicagoland area!