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Lilianna, 45
United States, Pennsylvania, Hanover

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About Me

I'm Sarcastic and witty. Come on now, this is a date site. If we can’t laugh about being here; we’re kinda screwed. I promise I’m just having fun when I tease you (most of the time ;)I change my profile a lot. I just get bored and ramble. Lol. So here are my current musings:"At that speed, they could run right over my daughter's stereo and not hear it." -Hunt for Red October. That's what this site reminds me of. With so many choices it feels like speed dating. People come and go so quickly(myself included), but the grass isn't always greener on the other side; and it's hard to slow down and get to know people here. When you look harder, you realize that there may be endless profiles but very few people have real chemistry. I’ve learned that there are a lot of really great guys out there. Women whine all the time about the good guys being gone. It’s just not true. But just because there are two really good single people, doesn’t mean that they are right for each other. So, maybe I do believe in soul mates. Nah, that’s hogwash! I definitely believe in chemistry though. “Good” just isn’t good enough. There’s gotta be that spark that can turn into a flame. When there are so many good guys out there, maybe that’s a selfish thought to wait for that spark, IDK, but I’m in no hurry. The heart wants what the heart wants.However, distance is a big deal for me. It's too hard to have a successful relationship when you never get to see each other, and I'm not willing to torture myself like that :( And you've really gotta be able to keep up. Nothin' worse than looking back and thinking, "Now where the heck did he go? Did he get lost, hurt, distracted, give up? Was he trying to check out my butt and fell off his scooter? Do I just keep going or turn around and look for him? It's always such a dilemma." ;)"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." ~;Meet" from a first "Date," please.Dates should be nice and thoughtful, but Meets almost always suck. There's nothing worse than getting stuck at on a romantic carriage ride with someone you detest. You’ll run into someone you know. A picture gets *** meetville on *** learn that he’s really your ex sister-in-laws boss. Then BAM! A friend request and relationship status update permission request.No thanks. I’ll take my coffee with extra milk please. ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Skiing Animation History Thriller War Basketball
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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

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