SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BetsyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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ElainaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I enjoy being active, going to the gym, participating in sports, watching football, hockey, tennis, etc. I am very easy going and down to earth. I like animals and if you have pets that would be great. I am big fan of all music and enjoy going to concerts.I'm looking for someone who is honest, loyal, and can make me laugh. Something that we can decide together. A walk or hike would be nice.
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DaciaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
This is my first time ever doing anything like this. I am a busy educated, professional and don't have much time to meet new people. I have been single for a couple of years and while I love my life, I'm a little bored I enjoy camping, hanging out at home and all the things that most people enjoy. I am intelligent and have a good sense of humor. I'm a little off beat and can be sarcastic so if you are a sensitive guy maybe we wouldn't get along so well! I am honest to a fault and appreciate the same. My profile says that I want to date but nothing serious...which is true to a point. I like my life and don't necessarily want something serious...it sounds so...SERIOUS...but if something develops, that's okay too! I work a lot and am studying for my masters degree. I spend a lot of my time with my beautiful family. It is hard to fit time in for someone. I like to use this site to screen. I am just waiting for someone to spark my interest during our short chats here! Are you OUT THERE??!!! LOLI'm not sure what else to say so...hi. (I promise, I am waaaay more witty and fun in person!) Oh yeah, and I have graduated from smokes often to occasionally although I do use an e-cig...come on, we're all adults here! Ever notice that every single person on here says they are funny. Maybe by the time we hit this age, we are all funny?! Just an observation.