SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BetsyOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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JoaquinaOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Hi there! Thanks for stopping by! A friend of mine found this website to be beneficial since she found the love of her life on it and recommended it to me...Well here it goes...I'm 42 years old, I have a 2 children and Yes, a grandchild! She is 8 months old and I love her to pieces! Myself – Outgoing, analytical, and opinionated. I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on! I like all sorts of music but I have found out these past couple of years that I really love to listen to country music (no I don't line dance! lol!)Although fine dining is great, I'm a down to earth kinda girl as well, B-B-Q's are fine and so are stupid-funny movies like Will Ferrell or a Young Frankenstein will always do! I love a Cubs or Bears game any day and outdoor concerts. I like to one day again sing and dance in the rain with that right person and just be...I like weekend getaways and now that the kids are older I have that chance again.I'm look for a financially stable, kinda handsome, who can slow dance, make me laugh, read between the lines...but mostly make me laugh. What’s your story? What are you greatest pet-peeves and what makes you weak in your knees from joy and happiness.”
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HyoOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
just as the headline reads, i'm a simple girl looking for a simple man. someone that is genuine, compassionate and capable of appreciating the little things that make life interesting. i would like to find someone who appreciates me...just the way i am...and i will do the same in return. i enjoy the outdoors, good music, good company...i don't ask for anything extravagant. i think a burger off the grill, and a good cold beer (not a sot)along with good company can make for the best of times. i am not interested in the bar or club scene, and have no desire to 'hook-up'. i hate drama, there's no reason that people in our age group cannot sit down, discuss differences, and come to an amicable conclusion...or...just agree to disagree. i think two people should spend time getting to know each other before jumping into a date. i'd like to spend time talking and getting to know someone before i find myself awkwardly trying to choke down a dinner with a total stranger that i might not have a thing in common with. is there someone out there capable of doing this???