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About Me

I've been told that I am an extremely funny woman, and I do seem to find the humor in just about anything. I am highly educated and love to learn, so if you can teach me to change the brakes on my car, fix my leaky faucets, write algebraic equations or anything else, you just might be the man for me! One thing I must tell you is that I am not athletic, and I am too old to pretend I am!! However, I will go to sporting events with you and will even participate in sports with you--as long as you don't mind talking to me during the ambulance ride!Thanks for taking the time to read about me!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Mira

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am a single mom of 3 older kids. I remain forever optimistic that there is someone out there that is not perfect, but is the perfect match for me.The hardest thing to find seems to be honesty...and, as Billy Joel says..."is mostly what I need from you." Seems to be going extinct...under the vein of honesty, please be aware that though I have been told I am attractive, I am overweight. If you are looking for the barbie doll type, I am not for you. Message me only if you are looking for a truly nice person that will always treat you the way she wants to be treated....and will crack you up on a regular basis ;-)I am simply looking for a nice, funny guy to spend time with and see where it goes. ..I do have some hard requirements:1. You must be DIVORCED or never married...not separated, not living together for financial reasons, not shacking up with a gf ;-)2. You must not be on the sex offender list or once have been an axe muderer~self explanatory :-)3. You must be closer to my age than my son's ***or my dad ***.oh...and I know you think your penis rocks, but I dont need to see it during our first conversation ;-) All based on our interests...

  • Sunday

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Searching for...my friend, lover, possible soul mate! And preferable someone who also has a motorcycle!!!! Someone Id look forward to growing old with!Hmmm...a little about me. I'm about to start a new journey on life. My son just graduated high school and will be leaving soon to go off to college. I would say it's bitter sweet for me. I have a high energy level (most the time). I don’t mind getting my hands dirty. I'm in no way a princess!! I can be a bit of a goofball (not a blonde), but can also be serious. Most tell me that I always have a smile on my face. Enough about me.I'm looking for someone who wants to do stuff that I’m interested in doing, not just ONLY what he wants to do and let me tag along! I'm not saying we have to do EVERYTHING together (There’s always guys or girls night out). Oh, something that’s NOT on my plate...If you’re a big drinker, and want to spend ALOT of time at the bars, keep moving!! Also I DONT want to meet any jellyfish (no backbone). I DO want someone who's upfront about their feelings and thoughts, from the 1st moment you meet! For example u meet someone, realize its just not a connection, so tell them the TRUTH! Appearance is important to me, thats the 1st thing you see is the profile pic! Ive got to be physically attracted to the person! That dosnt mean drop dead georgous, just gotta see that spark!...ok she's better looking and I'm not a princess!) Prefer between the ages of ***. IF YOU PLAN ON MESSAGEING ME, YOU "NEED" TO HAVE AN UP-TO-DATE PICTURE OF YOUSELF THAT I CAN SEE, OTHERWISE PLEASE "DONT" MESSAGE ME!!! Last but not least, I'm fine with messaging on here at 1st, but would like to meet face to face...gets old with only messaging or ***! Reminds me of a teenager thing... Meeting up for coffee or a drink then maybe supper. Give me some of your ideas!!

  • Earline

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Oh hell!! How to describe myself in just a few sentences...hmmm. I am divorced with no children or pets (damn...he took the dogs!) I have been in sales for the last 15 years and teach aerobics 2 nights a week for the last 13 years. I love love love sports...well at least baseball, football, golf, and NCAA basketball. I am looking for my best friend...the last person I want to see before I go to bed at night and the first person I want to see in the morning. A sense of humor is a must....sorry boys!! I love to laugh!! I enjoy pretty much all kinds of music, but country is what I grew up on and still enjoy. Lunch or Starbucks (eventhough I hate coffee!) to make sure there is chemistry and no need to make excuses to leave...then go from there.

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