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MaureenOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )
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CourtneyOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I am a down to earth independent woman with a passion for life! I try to live life to the fullest. Spending time with my family and friends are very important to me and I try to spend quality time with them. My friends would describe me as a compassionate,caring, loving, giving, person who loves to laugh....I know everyone says that, but I truly believe that laughter releases all your stresses and helps you see the lighter side of life! I have a tendency to speak my mind, which can be good and bad...lol! I am looking for a happy fun loving relationship with someone who loves to travel, when time permits and can be spontaneous, with a good head on his shoulder with A little day trip in the country to take photos or just to get out of the city and release the pressures of your week... perhaps catching some rays or a fly ball (well the Jays aren't doing so well this year, but there's still hope...lol)You are looking for a partner who compliments you vs. someone who completes you. You have a good sense of humour and are able to laugh at yourself, be honest and fun to be with. Someone who can communicate with his partner without any hesitation, as communication is a main part of a relationship and without that what's the sense. Thank you for checking out my profile and good luck with your search! Coffee or dessert at some place public and quiet so that we can talk and get to know one another and see if there is chemistry/connection for another date!
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JeanineOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I am a very shy person at first, but if I ever want to meet someone, then I guess I better put myself out there. No one is going to come knocking at my door - LOL. I have a great sense of humor and usually have quick come backs to sigs. I like listening/seeing comedians. I've done the tour of the stadium but never been to a live game. I would love to do that one day. My day job is in payroll but my passion is fitness. I really got into fitness in the last couple of years. I literally went from couch potato to running 5k's. I go to the gym six times a week and train hard. This last spring I completed my first 5k Obstacle Race (Hero Rush) and I fell in love with it. I want to complete the Spartan Race next year. I would love to have someone to train with and a partner for the course. I spent so many years taking care of someone because they would not take care of themselves, so I missed out on a lot of things in life. Now I am looking for someone that can keep up with me or me keep up with them. I want to experience an Active lifestyle where I am not always the third wheel. When I was younger I never learned how to dance and I want to learn. Warning: I am not very coordinated, if you have ever laughed at Dancing With The Stars or You Think You Can Dance - get ready to laugh your butt off. But I have a can do attitude so get ready for that too. For music I listen to pretty much anything except for rap and I don't like if there is a lot of cussing in the song. Somedays I'm stuck in the 80's.Movies - of course chic flicks- lol. I like pretty much everything unless they have a lot of blood and guts. I don't like to watch movies that are too scary because I sleep alone. Probably comedies are my favorite.Family is very important to me, especially my grand daughters. You will have to listen to me brag and look at pictures - occassionally. I am not a selfish person and I really believe in the give and take in a relationship. I'm not one of those women that wants to take all your money, I'm more about quality than quantity. I'm fine with just hanging out vs dining at elegant restaurants. But every once in a while its nice to be shown that you are appreciated too.I will not be someone's one night stand, so if you are looking for that, keep looking. But I am still a very affectionate person - I like holding hands, kissing and cuddling. When things get serious between us, I won't be seeing anyone else and I would expect the same from you. If you are still interested, message me.