SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MaureenOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )
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DelphiaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Where do I start....I am not looking for a one night stand....nor am I looking for someone to marry right away either...I want someone that I can be friends with first, my best friend, someone to share anything/everything with and see where it goes......I am getting ready to start college to get my degree in accounting...I am so excited! I am an honest, caring and giving person looking for the same. I believe that you should treat others as you would like to be treated. My motto is Live, Laugh, and Love!I love to shoot pool! I love to dance. I like to go fishing. I once caught a 24 inch flounder that ended up scaring me to death an hour and a half after I caught it. And the croaker had me laughing for half an hour. I do like to just sit at home at times, and cuddle up on the couch with a good movie. I love a good thunderstorm! I am an average woman who loves her children, career, and wants to get everything out of life that life has to offer. I love amusement parks, especially roller coasters. Can't stand any RAP!!!!There are still plenty of things that I would like to do or try. I have never been skiing or horseback riding but would love to go. I definitely want to try bunji jumping at least once. I love to laugh and love to make others laugh too. Its the little things in life that I enjoy most. I dont see myself as materialistic. A walk along the beach or a nice picnic in the park are wonderful. If you have read this far, and I haven't bored you to death and you would like to know more, just ask.Also, one more thing please. If I message you and you just aren't interested, a quick message back to acknowledge that would be great!! If the weather was nice, I would like to go on a picnic in the park followed by a walk. Something where we could talk and get to know each other better. I want to spend time with someone who knows how to have a good time. I like to laugh and make others laugh.Something we both agree on.
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EarleneOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I am 45 years old, divorced and finally ready to trust again. I am a mother of two young men, 20 and 15 who mean the world to me. I am an outgoing person who enjoys listening to country music, walks along the beach and just hanging out with great friends. Like the simple life. I am also a volunteer EMT for the past 5 years and love every minute of it. I am not into mind games or the jealous type - life is way too short.