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Maureen
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Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )
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Patricia
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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Well let start by saying i hate this part never really know what to say, i find it easier just to ask me what you want to know :) lets start with my hobbies if can call them that i love to do everything girly i am one of does i love to take care of myself, love love love to shop what girl woman doesn't, I enjoy being with my friends and just chat about life.....love to read and above it all the magazines there are out there from fashion to gossip I do also enjoy the newspaper once in a while. music I like everything from The Rolling Stones to pink as long as its good i will enjoy it.....I'm hopping this is enough to move on from here....let's hope.P.S. IF U R UNDER THE AGE OF 35 PLEASE DONT EVEN BOTHER, I'M NOT INTO MIND GAMES AND I'M NOT INTO BABYSITTING.THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK ***IF YOU ARE NOT AT LEAST 5'10 and I MEAN 5'10 DO NOT CONTACT ME and THANK U AGAIN.So this is what I'm looking 4........i'm looking 4 a good-hearted man, successful man who wants a COMMITTED relationship with his best Friend and Lover.
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Kathlyn
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Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I would like to meet a good man who likes to laugh. Have fun and enjoy our time together. I enjoy horse back riding, fishing surfing almost anything outdoors.good clean fun. If you are single and a down to earth kinda guy with a great sense of humor feel free to drop me a note. Meeting over coffee is a great way to check out the chemistry!