SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MaureenOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )
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ElinoreOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Well here I go again..I'm looking for someone who is just like me..down to earth..caring..loyal..funny..and most of all not into games or bs...too old for that....so if that's you here I am..If your just looking for a hookup keep fishing!! Coffe or a drink..something simple
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ChanceOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I am wanting for someone that enjoys some of the things that I do, such as fishing, boating, motorcycling, dining out, cooking together, shopping, BBQ's at home with friends and family, traveling, going to the beach together, cuddling etc. I like to have fun together on weekends, if possible. My daughter is 25 and my son is 19. I have a 1 year old grandson also. I have no baggage or drama in my life and would like to keep it that way. I am very happy and secure with myself. My job keeps me busy (Building Consultant for an insurance company) I write their large loss estimates. I'm not the type of person to date a bunch of men at one time. If I am truly interested in someone and believe that he is trustworthy, I won't be interested in anyone else. I want to get to know just him. Some things in life are mediocre, but love should not be one of them. When I love, I don't love just a little bit. It isn't possible. If you want to know more, ask me. I'm an open book. I am a bit on the old fashioned side, and rather a man persue me. After all, it says in the bible that a man is to choose his mate. Thank you for reading. I look forward to meeting a loving, sentuous, classy, sincere, down to earth, sense of humor (that's important because I have one, and I like to play) confident, sexy, great smelling, employed, touchy feely helps, fun, happy, romantic side, courteous, drama-free, educated, fun loving, make plans together, witty, spontaneous man. Those are characteristics I really enjoy. :) Is that too much to ask? LOL Let's have a drink I guess.