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Mab, 43
United States, Pennsylvania, Gettysburg

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About Me

I know I sound like a smartass but I really am a nice girl. I just say what I mean and I shouldnt have to apologize for that. I am single by choice and don't need a man out of desperation. At this point, I don't believe "The One" exists. Oh well, the hunt for him is always entertaining. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” Marilyn MonroeIt's a shame that truth and respect are dying virtues!! Is there anyone out there that is normal?I'm a funny girl. Maybe a bit too sarcastic for some. I'm a little ornery and am always making those around me laugh. I'm an ER nurse so I think that has somehow warped my sense of humor. I see people at their very worst and sometimes it is difficult. I'm purty smart by some standards and can carry on a conversation. Let's leave politics and religion for a future date. I'm not looking for the perfect man but the perfectly imperfect man. I like TALL men!! That means over 6 foot. I love 5 inch heels and I prefer not to look like Tom and Katie! Looks are a plus but personality goes a long way. I am not a skinny girl but not fat either. I like to eat! I'm not a Barbie Doll so I don't really want a Ken. I believe in being honest and mutual respect. I have been to Starbucks but I think paying $5 for coffee is stupid. I will just have a Diet Coke. My job has shown me that one can never be too clean. I can be jaded at times but for the most part I am happy. I am high maintenance but I maintain myself so what does it matter? I rarely drink and smoking is gross!! Pink is my favorite color. Imagine that!I love music.Random Thoughts:1. 2. 5 foot 8 inches and ***pounds isn't probably considered athletic by most. 3. I, too, believe in the right to bear arms but I'd rather see pictures of you *** ALL your weapons. 4. If you have all these women in your pictures why are you in search of another? 5. You drink occasionally but yet you are holding an alcoholic beverage in almost every picture. Hmm.6. Are you trying to find your dog and car dates? Show more pictures of you!!7. Why is my bra size of such importance? I don't ask the size of your little guy. :-/8. I know I'm not all that nor do I pretend to be I'm just a girl who would like to find a normal guy. Honestly, some of you really need to get over yourselves.9. Which one are you in the group picture? Damn you sure have some good looking friends. Are any of them single?10. What's with all the dead animals?11. If I send you an *** about something in your profile it means I actually read your profile and I'm probably giving you a compliment. 12. Stop being so serious! This all just a game. Haven't you figured that out by now?13. I hate when people drop the F bomb every other word! Just saying. So that's what it's called nowadays?Don't message me for random booty call! Won't happen. Have a little respect for us both.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

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