SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JulissaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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DavinaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
So a bit about me...fun loving funny girl. I enjoy getting out with friends new and old as much as possible. My free time is limited as I have a good job and 2 kiddos that occupy a majority of it. I'm in a new career that is going fantastic and I have plans of taking it further...I'm super driven in that realm of my life and enjoy being with someone with the same mind set. I have a lot of male friends (most which I've had forever), so if that bothers you I would suggest not contacting me. I am a super trustworthy person and expect the same from whoever I'm with. As far as music...I really enjoy a bit of anything, and if you have something new I've never heard I'm not opposed to listening to it, as long as you don't mind me making up my own words and singing it really loud if I don't like it..ha! I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and cry (only from laughing to hard) ,who will put me first when its important, can hold a conversation about things other than sports...someone who will wake up early on a saturday and decide that it would be great to go for a drive to nowhere in particular because the journey is half the fun :)I think that enough for now
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ConchitaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
ask me i will tell you ask i will tell you