SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Julissa
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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Yiesha
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
New Year, new shot at finding love 3 I have been single a long time (5.5 years) I am tired of being single. I want to find "the one" . I am old fashioned and honestly would rather meet someone organically in person, but lets face it when your over 40 there really isn't that many places you can go and meet people. I have met some really interesting people on here, just nothing that has worked out for a long term relationship which is what I am looking for. Ideally the man for me is between 30 and 50. I am a self proclaimed book nerd. I love to read. I also love sports and am a die hard Jazz fan. In the winter you can find me inside reading a book, watching a game on tv, or perhaps going to a movie. In the summer I love to be outside, love the heat! My favorite tv shows at the moment are Breaking Bad and The Big Bang Theory. My all time favorite has to be Seinfled. I have watched them all multiple times (with commentary, nerd alert! I'm an easy going person that can make fun of most anything. I love everything from Skydiving to the Sunday crossword puzzle. I think I am a fairly random person, my interests /likes vary widely. I can enjoy Dr Pepper and Hot wings as much as a glass of wine and a fancy dinner. I could be comfortable in flip flops or high heels. I can appreciate a good conversation and am really looking for that person I can connect with on every level. Asking a lot but I know he is out there! Coffee, lunch, drinks, something casual where we can talk, I HATE doing the "what do you want to do?" "I don't know? What do you want to do?" game. Just plan something and I will go along for the ride.
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Laine
Online
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Can we have fun without playing games? Maybe, but what's wrong with games... I'm a competitive person. The right game can be a lot of fun. I'm not into dating more than one guy at a time but you do have to meet to find someone you click with right? So don't think we need to go through our entire life story before we meet. If you like my basic profile and my pics ask me to check out yours, exchange numbers and lets meet. Nothing ventured nothing gained. I'm a pretty great catch so please consider yourself the same before you *** for checking out my profile. :) A glass of wine somewhere we can hear each other talk.