SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Julissa
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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Daria
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I have a very busy schedule, so I'm looking for someone who is flexible and easy-going. I work out almost daily and would like someone who is committed to being in shape and healthy. My age is off and it won't let me change the date. Not looking for perfection, but seriously - athletic means you work out regularly and have definition. Employment is a plus - not because I want you to spend all your money on me - just want you to be financially stable.The choices of "want a relationship" or "I want to date but nothing serious" or "Casual dating/no commitment" don't really fit for me. I need a box that says "I'm open to a relationship but not looking for it" (meaning I'm just fine where I am and while it would be amazing if there was someone great out there to spend a whole lot of time with - I don't have any expectations and am not attached to a particular outcome). Oh - and I need a box for personality type that says "unique" (the drop down list is way too limited).P.S. Please do not do not contact me if you are not at least 35 and do not contact me if you do not have a photo - I'll just delete ya.Please, please read the my profile before contacting me....If you are NOT athletic - do NOT contact me! Don't think me superficial - I stay in shape and am only attracted to men who do the same. It's that simple. Surprise me
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Etsuko
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Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I am a single mom of 2 girl, they are my life. No I am not looking for a father for them so you don't have to worry. My girls have been put through to much misery and won't let that happen again. So this makes me more cautious on my decitions, so if you don't care for kids, bye. What I am looking for is someone that may have old fashion moral, kind, funny and knows what he wants. Someone that won't try to control me, been there done that don't care for that. No double standards, if you can go out and have fun with friends I can go out with friends. I am starting to speak whats on my mind so don't be to surprised what you might hear. I am always willing to answer any questions! well, cheaper the better. A nice picnic, talking getting to know each other, maybe a walk. My dream date is a picnic and talking and this is a little wierd but going to an amusment park. There is the romantic part intiment part and some fun. Mainly an easy quiet way to get to know each other.