SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JulissaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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MelvaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
....pool, river, lake, ocean, sprinklers (lol)...you can always find me doing something that involves one of those things :) Extremely picky and looking for QUALITY, not QUANITY!Top 10 Reasons Why I Would Be Your Best Girlfriend Ever:10. You can go out with the boys because we have a trust between us.9. You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff. 8. You will be proud to have me on your arm when we go out in public and your friends will probably be envious. 7. You will never, ever compete with me. 6. You will be nicely surprised when I kiss you passionately at unexpected times and in unexpected places.5. You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something because I will respect you. 4. You will see my smile far more often than my frown. 3. You will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events. 2. You won’t be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won’t even BE at the shoe store with me 1. You rarely, if ever, hear these awful words: “I’m not in the mood”. More importantly....if you can't watch Football with me on Sunday's, DO NOT bother sending me a message!! GO CARDS!!!One last thing...have a few current pics posted.....(Hard to believe I'd even have to mention that.) Trust me, I'm not gonna want to try to get to know your personality if I can't see if there's a physical attraction first...just like in the real world. And keep your clothes on....what's with all these half naked pics? Let's be real people! Coffee or a drink...keep it simple!
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ValentinaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am:OutgoingFunGood sense of humorEnjoy lifeGivingCaringHard workerEstablishedWorking hard to be fitLove the outdoorsWould like to make you laugh and smileBelieve in being trustworthyWill show you respect and expect the same in return. I am independent and have a great head on my shoulders. I feel I have a great life, but I am missing that special someone. I am very responsible. I am a homeowner and have a really good job. I am in hopes to find someone that can support themselves and has a drive to be successful in life. You must have great values and be a one women man. :-D* I would love to find that special someone that makes me smile. * I am looking to build a friendship, but not afraid to get serious with the right person.* I am on this site because I am either at work or at the gym. I don't have a lot of opportunity to meet people. I like to hike, go to the gym and ride quads. I am interested in finding someone we can do things together and enjoy what life has to offer. I am a faithful women with a romantic side and a good heart. Looking forward to hearing from you and have a great day :-) A brief encounter to see if we have chemistry,common interests and values in life.Sit at the park and get to know each other. In the winter :-)If a UFC fight is on I would love to go to the bar and hangout and watch the fight.