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JulissaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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ColenaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am just me, I am unique.I Love football, excerise, running, biking, racquetball. Love to cook, go camping, relax by the fire. Riding the motorcycle, taking pictures.Going to yard sales, thrift stores, Antique shops. I also play the piano.Used to be a tom boy, don't mind getting dirty. If I don't know how to do something I will learn or teach me. I like my jeans and cowboy boots, but love to get dressed up and look good. Love to dance, listen to mostly country but also listen to hip hop, techno, old rock, new rock. Love Nickleback, Hinder, Evanescense. Have a compound bow. I do hunt and fish.Enjoy holding hands, passionate kisses. Love notes or texts. I am a one woman man. I don't cheat, lie or steal. I don't play games. I am a giver, I have a huge heart. Want someone to love me completely, openly, honestly.Want some one to be true to their word, mean what they say and stick to it.Would like someone that can make me laugh and smile again. Would like someone athletic, sports minded, child orientated, non jealous, loves to BBQ and cook, hang with friends, or hang at home. Need someone younger than me or some one with a young attitude to keep up with me. Some one that loves to be outdoors, knows how to fix things from home improvement to Trucks. Some one that is emotionally available, and financially stable. I think thats good? A first date is the most important date you can go on. It's that lasting impression whether or not to long for the 2nd one.It depends on how the conversation goes. A movie? a mountain climb? Playing racquetball? A romantic dinner?
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MadgeOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Educated, sensitive, strong-willed and often a handful....I would love to find someone that loves the outdoors. I love gardening, both flowers and vegtables. I would love to find someone that enjoys that as well. There is nothing better than working in the yard with your partner and then harvesting at the end of the year. It makes it all worth it. The winters here are so long, but I do make the most of them, and enjoy snowmobiling and cozy fires (cabin camping for sure). I am a nurturer and love to make my man feel special. I love to make people laugh and am always complimented on my sense of humor and smile. I hate this expression, but its true...I love all types of music from Rachmaninoff, Dianna Krall, Chris Botti, Top 40, to classic Rock. The best music is spent experienced and I prefer outdoor concerts and venues. ******** I had my player days yet respect those that married young and didn't get to. If you find yourself wanting to experience an abundance of women, they are out there, but it's not me and I respectfully ask that you to move on *******P/S: Everyone says their funny and witty. I really am ;) Definitely something where we can talk and get to know one another. Movies are not good options.