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AubrieOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I really don't like talking about myself but I guess it's necessary.....I can be funny and I like to laugh and have a good time. I'm honest and don't do drama. I work hard and feel that I have a lot to offer and I want that in return. I'm realizing that I've become pretty picky about what I'm looking for. I'm young at heart and plan to stay that way. I take care of myself and work out some and I'm looking for someone who feels and does the same. I want someone who is driven to be his best, someone who takes care of himself and is honest, dependable and compassionate. I will not be impressed by your job, your car, your muscles or the size of your wallet. I don't need for you to take care of me. I can do that myself. What impresses me is personality, kindness and respect for others. Please note that I'm not looking for a one night stand or a three some or a 20 something looking to fulfill a sexual conquest. If you fall into any of these categories please...don't bother messaging me. If I don't reply to you please don't take it personally. Everyone is unique and awesome and I wish you all the best.
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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AudryOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Well i love to fish,camp,etc. all that great stuff that comes with being an Alaskan! Looking for a nice dude to hang with! Life has been hard but i don't give up!, so i'm looking to have fun in life again! being in the outdoors makes me the happiest! not the barbie doll type! PLEASE NO BOOTIE CALLS, NO PLAYERS, NO DRUGGIES!! Is there any nice men out there that just want to take me to dinner have some drinks and good conversation? :) xoxox what ever sounds fun to us! boating,fishing,camping, hanging out a beer pub, or just chillin' with a movie! Im always down for just about any adventure!