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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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RomanaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Hello...Guys!!Well where to begin...soaking up the sun at the beach. I am pretty adventurous, I would love to try new things. Love music..I am a concert queen, anything rock/alternative. I am fun, have a good heart, loving, loyal, caring, responsible, love to make people laugh and enjoy hanging out with my family and friends. I do enjoy sports and I do have to put it out there...! I do tend to talk a lot of sh*t(sports related)...it's all in fun. I am looking for someone that is fun, who is geniune, honest, athletic, loves to try new things, no couch potatos!!I look forward to hearing from you!Oh...one more thing, if you are looking for ass...keep on looking!! I'm def looking for something more than a hookup.
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SharenOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I want to be wooed and pursued. I have no problem with the first smile or saying hello, but from there, I am a bit old fashioned and would like to be courted.I am an established, professional mother of two amazing little people (young children!). I am strong-willed and stubborn, driven and passionate. I love the outdoors, especially on the water. I love to laugh, be goofy and people watch. I enjoy the finer things in life: travel and fine dining. I workout three times a week (running/trotting and core fitness) in order to enjoy those fine things with less guilt! I attend church most Sundays. I say most because I go weekly during Fall, Winter and Spring but enjoy my peaceful weekends at the lake during the Summer. And I firmly believe He is OK with that. I am looking for a long-term relationship and hopefully marriage. I would love a smart, funny, established, traveler who will integrate into my family and extend my family with his own. Physical strength is lovely, but emotional and mental strength is more long lasting and impressive. I want that someone who will debate topics with me from serious to silly and will occasionally catch me off guard with a ridiculous story or factoid. My ideal partner can take on a house project with me, work hard, break a sweat, and still be able to clean up for an evening of host and hostess to friends and/or family. I would love someone I can hold hands with and who will enjoy and fall in love with my children just as deeply as he loves me. I hope to retire somewhat early and want my best friend to play with for the rest of my life. I would love to say I am a fabulous gourmet chef (or any kind of chef)… but I’m not! I would definitely appreciate it if you are, and will gladly be your lifelong sous chef. If not, there are plenty of restaurants to explore and I have a drawer filled with takeout menus!Send me a note - I look forward to meeting you! Somewhere quiet where we can talk and learn about each other. Dinner? Coffee? I'm sure this is not at all original or unique!