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JackOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I feel like I'm writing a résumé. I like to play poker, golf, hang out with friends, go out to pubs, and just live life to the fullest! Will try anything once! Looking for someone easygoing who enjoys life! We can talk about the rest in person!
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SharleneOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
ME: Laid back girl from the country with a brain who also likes big city lights. I don't get my nails done, spend 4hrs to get ready, mind getting dirty, or deal well with drama. I do love the outdoors, take long drives, go to church, dig trucks, and love my daughter. If you are looking for a trophy Barbie- I am not your girl. I am not perfect and don't like people who try to pass themselves off as so. But if you are looking for a real person, flaws and all, who can hang out at the lake in cutoffs or put on heels and see a show... then we might have something: ) My 11 yr old daughter is the center of my life and I thank God everyday for her. If you don't think you could ever love her as your own, then don't bother.YOU: MUST have a job, car, and a future.And no..... I don't want to see a picture of your sixpack. Tired of the predictable chain restaurant or a movie. Be creative... surprise me!
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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!