SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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JulissaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I like to walk on the beach, sit in the park and talk. I enjoy bike riding, read a good book and watch movies. I'm hoping to find that special man I can spend quality time with. Someone I can take care of and do for. I believe a woman should take care of and spoil that special man. I agree that a man should do for his woman as well. Make each other feel special and cared for. Yes going out is nice, but sitting at home snuggled up on the couch enjoying each others company is perfect too. I like football, baseball, and love nascar!! I have 3 girls that are my whole life, my reason for living. I like all music, well except blues and heavy metal. I've got a GREAT/wonderful sense of humor, but can be down right serious whe need be. We can do anything. I'm pretty simple it doesn't take much to make me happy. Heck dinner at McDonalds lol
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MellieOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I am looking for someone that will treat me like a lady... I know there still has to be a good man left out there... I am a family person I have 19 yr old son and I have custody of 8yr old boy whom is mixed I hope to adopt him soon. Nothing against anyone I look at everyone the same but I am not into black guys no I am not racist jus not what I like..... I enjoy all kinds of music but country is my favorite. I want to go back to school soon for Child Protective Services! I am very outgoing, loving, family person. I always make people laugh and treat others as I want them to treat me.... I like to enjoy life as it comes... Im looking for a friend first and see where it takes us. I would like something casual, so we could talk and get to know one another. If weather is nice talk a walk around a lake or somewhere to enjoy the outdoors under the stars!!! I am not hard to get along with and we should decide together what we want to do. Its not all about one person it takes two...