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Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ellena

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Well, I can clearly see that this site has not changed much since I was last here. Some of the messages I get from some of you are very disrespectful! Yes I may be a beautiful woman but c'mon, at least have some respect for yourself because I laugh my a$$ off to even think you get anywhere with those lines.With that said, put your thinking cap back on even before you attempt to send me a message!!!!!On another note, I am very picky when it comes to someone I may be attracted to, so If I do not respond, don't take it as me being rude, its just my way of saying "I'm not interested" Sorry! I get many messages and to respond to them all would take me forever.But anyway, I am a pretty much down to earth kinda girl, so If you do spark my interest, I ask that honesty starts from the first conversation. I don't have time for games nor do I like them. I've been down that road many times and it is getting kinda old. I am a grown woman and very independent and expect to be treated that way! Last but not least....Good luck to you all on your fishing expedition!!!!!! 3 ??????

  • Wai

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I did mean what I said in the "headline" RE: not being intersested in any kind of casual encounter. I am interested in meeting other people who are down to earth(or close to it- lol), who are sincere and honest, have a good sense of humor, true family values & morals and hopefully still believe in love and romance(at least a little). I'm hoping to meet other people like this, who share some of the same traits & values as me. *****Just an update here, regarding HONESTY, to me it is hands down one of the most important things to value in a partner & it most definitely needs to be there whole heartedly from both people. If you can't be honest with each other, than you can't trust each other. Maybe I'm missing something- but if so, you can skip my profile! Pretty sure- solid friendships & relationships are built on honesty & trust....take it or leave it. Decide if you'll make a stand- I know once I do, I'm there by your side through it all, no doubt about it. I also want to be clear about why I'm on this sight(seems to be a question I'm asked often). I can tell you that I'm here because I would LIKE to meet someone to become friends/connect with through similar interests, values, being able to have an intellectual conversation with ;-), etc...However, I am NOT on here because I NEED to have a man in my life....I love and appreciate my life the way that it is. I am head over heels in love with my amazing children, am blessed with some of the BEST friends anyone could ask for and a family that equally ROCKS- lmao...ok maybe got a little carried away there!!!!On a serious note though, hopefully most of the people(or a few- hahaha) will understand this! I love the gorgeous weather we get here & whenever possible you can find me spending time at the beach, going for walks, packing up a picnic & I love roller coasters, but can chill on the kiddie rides too(I have a 6 year old daughter & 7 year old son- they are the most amazing kids & I am so lucky!) I love having family & friends over for bbq's & to hang out with. On the flip side, every once in awhile(read as: once a year) I love to have a reason to pamper myself for a change, get dressed up from head to toe & go out to an eloquent restaurant or wine tasting. What can I say, I'm flexible!! :-) For the most part you will find me in very casual clothing & 99% of the time I'm a flip flop kinda girl! I also love going out to catch a great movie once in awhile or out for dinner, drinks or occasionally maybe even dancing- woot woot- lol! Who wouldn't love a crazy, fun night out once in awhile?! I think it's a great thing every now and then. I'm just definately not used too, or interested in staying out all night anymore(I'm lucky if I make it 'till 11:30pm hahaha). I can be just as happy and content being at home in the evenings. If things go well on meetville maybe I will find the right person to start spending my evenings with. Someone who would enjoy cuddling up on the couch watching(Bones, Criminal Minds, Breaking Bad, SVU, The Following) & horror movies(not the horrible, cheesy, chainsaw massacre kind either- I'm talking good horror movies, lol) with me!There is a lot more to learn about me- things that I wouldn't post on a dating sight(I've been kinda shocked at the way some people just let it all "hang out" right away- lol) If we connect, that's when I feel we'll start to learn more about each other! Something casual like meeting somewhere for coffee or a drink, so we can have a chance to talk in person & see if we "click". Let's keep it simple!

  • Angle

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Im a very nice person who would just like to find some friends to talk to and hang out with. I love reading, cooking, dancing, and good conversation. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated and generally get along with everyone. I think the first date should happen in a public place and wherever it is you should be able to sit and talk and get to know one another. Where you go from there would depend on how well you hit it off.

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