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Soila, 38
United States, Oklahoma, Weatherford

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About Me

Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Techno Canadian Caribbean German Japanese Family & Kids Horror Music Bowling Dance Dirt Bike Racing
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