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Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Epona

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm a laid back person,i love to watch movies,read a good book and i write alot of poetry.I don't have time for drama in my life i have a daughter i raise on my own and life is to short to waste.I like all types of music my favorite is R&B,i also like the old.school R&B..I want a man who is real..who keeps everything 100..has no baby mama drama ex girlfriend drama none of that..a man who knows exactly what he wants...if u want a woman to have children with I can not have children..I want a man who really wants a relationship not one that says it on here..then turn it around when we talk....im a good woman...im looking for that forever thang...not just a couple month thang dinner a movie or sitting by the water having a good conversation.

  • Rachele

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm the very proud mother of two young adults who are my world! I'm someone who believes in being honest, being loyal to my family, friends and partner as well as a lady with integrity. I'm a lady with passion for life and for people. I have dreams, aspirations and goals; my philosophy on that is "Dream it, Think it and Do it!" I believe in paying it forward. I give respect so therefore I expect it in return. ~I'm a women with fire in my heart!I don’t like some guys, but I'm not interested in just "some guy" and besides perhaps that's what makes those unique individuals that I do connect with all more special. I don't NEED a man in my life, I WANT a man in my life. I want someone to enjoy new things with, someone who is still willing to be a kid at heart and can laugh with, someone who appreciates the simple things, someone to walk beside me and grow with me. Someone who understand that relationships aren't just about loving someone because their compatible but also loving them for their incompatibilities.Myself – emotionally, mentally and financially stable, hard working, full of energy, caring, honest, loyal, loving, affectionate and opinionated. I'm independent but far from being a feminist. You– Honest, gentleman, emotionally and mentally mature, has chivalry and knows how to treat a lady!!. Some place to have conversation, see if there's interest then plan from there.

  • Golden

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I LIKE A MAN THATS STRONGER THAN I AM, R U???I DON’T HAVE AN ATTUIDE, I HAVE A STRONG PERSONALITY MOST PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE..…CAN YOU???????I am a woman with beauty and brains with a great sense of humor that is sarcastic and witty at times. I am also very family oriented and have a strong faith in God…no that does not mean I’m a holy roller or attend church as much as I should; Nor does it mean that I don’t have a few drinks on occasion or that I don’t have a mouth like a sailor; but, I am also the woman you that can handle herself in a respectful and professional manner in the office or around friends and know that I will carry myself with class. I am a very independent woman with a strong work ethic. I am the girl that can mow the lawn all day then pull out my sexy little black dress and heels for a classy night out. And yes even at my age I have goals for my life. Physically...I am NOT a thin woman BUT I am NOT a BBW either. I am a REAL woman...and guys REAL women have curves!!! I am at a point in my life that I know just what I want and what I'm looking for. I have made lots of friends here but now I am in search of my last love. Someone that I will spend my final days with. My lover and my best friend. Now if that interest you please drop me a line but if you are not commitment minded PLEASE PASS ME BY AND DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!!!!Ok this is getting way too long…Sorry. Anything else just ask. I’m an open book. I'm sure we can come up with something lol.

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