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on 377 reviews
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MichelleOnline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-51
Hi! My name is Michelle. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Weatherford, Oklahoma, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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AllynOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I love to be active with my friends and family. Love both playing and watching sports, especially volleyball. I love being in the outdoors and camping, fishing and canoeing. I like riding dirt bikes and being a tomboy at times. I like adventure and meeting new people. I love to bake while singing and dancing in the kitchen. I have three of the most amazing kids you will ever meet. They keep me young at heart. New to this whole process and interested to see where it goes. I'm up for whatever. Surprise me. :-)