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JaniyahOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fiji~ I jumped out of a tiny boat onto the beach... landed flat on my face on the sand in front of the entire hotel staff that had come out to sing a greeting to us. They all stopped singing mid-breath! Haha! Same island in Fiji a few minutes later... We're walking towards the hotel through a pretty dense tropical jungle... I am still brushing the sand off from my fall. I feel something on my left arm and take a look. It's a huge spider about half the size of my hand! As I am screaming at the top of my lungs running in circles like a girl... Reflex takes over and with my right hand... I squish the nasty ***BLEEP*** right there on my arm. After I stop running a few hundred yards later and I am well out of the jungle... I look back... and the entire staff of the hotel had chased me and is now standing there staring at me with shocked looks on their faces. Uuuuuuuh.... I guess they must not have seen the spider. Hahaha!!! What's really funny is that I was there to inspect the hotel on a business trip. Lord knows what the poor staff must have been thinking... "Crazy ass white lady!" **********************************************************************************************************************************************OK, let's get down to business! Lol!Most of you guys aren't gonna like this, but I am tired of wasting my time, so I am going to put it out there! To be honest... who really cares what "most" of you think anyway (I can see the hate mail already! LMAO!).... I only care what "one" guy thinks... I am looking for someone who is family oriented... as I have two sons with me half time. I cannot have anymore children, but if you have any, I would love to have whatever role you would see for me in their lives, though I would hope you could see yourself in a family role with mine when they're around. I was recently laid off after 15 years working in the Travel Industry. I enjoy working, and need someone who wants to help me get back on my feet again. I am looking for someone that has already achieved success in his career, and is able to provide the financial needs for a family. I am romantic and attentive... and know the importance of "adult" time, so the man in my life will be a top priority. Looks are nice, but secondary.... you will be the most handsome man in the world to me and will get more so every year ;). I am looking for a long term relationship and eventually marriage. So if all this sounds like something you'd be interested in... please contact me so we can find out more about each other.I've been told my best features are: My eyes, smile, & sense of humor! Oh yeah...my legs aren't bad either!A lot of people lie about their age or size in their profiles... I do not see the point in that if you ever plan on meeting in real life. I am 40. I am 5'8, ***lbs, and a size 0-2. ~You will never hear me utter "Do these jeans make me look fat?" LMBO! So gentlemen, if you like "thin" I am your girl... if you prefer a little "chubbier" then you can stop reading now and move along. ***NOT ***FRIENDLY!!!******Please do not ask for my number or to meet me too early. Where is the fire? Don't hand me that tired line about "not being into endless ***, blah blah blah..." Let's think about that a moment... what girl in her right mind would agree to meet a stranger after exchanging just a few ***? A girl who is NOT in her right mind, that's who! I will meet you when I feel comfortable, and if you don't like it... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" ******To all of you Gentlemen who write to me... I want to thank you for your time and interest. I'm sorry but if you do not get a response, it is respectfully that I am not interested.************************************************************************************************************************************************************\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who has Died***\***OR is Fighting***\\\***OR has Survived***\\\---Cancer! The "coffee/drink" thing is so cliche'... How about something like going to an arcade, play laser tag, play pool, hit a driving range, or go to a comedy club. This way even if you don't have chemistry... at least you still get to do something fun. =)
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KathOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I live by myself. I\'m a confident, attractive & comedic person. I do stunt work. I love food, movies: exercise. You should message me if you are: sexy, smart, fit and fun, we’ll find what to talk about!
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LoreleiOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I am looking for someone cool to have fun with and show me the city.I'm outgoing, driven, kind, compassionate, and a little bit of a goofball. I definitely say I have a sunny disposition. I am the office prankster. I like to turn up the music and dance while I cook, even though I have no rhythm. I am open to try almost anything once (except strange food, like bugs or something like that). I LOVE my job and consider myself successful in my career and respected by my peers. I have a quirky since of style, think Anthropologie (because that is where I shop). I put effort into how I look, but I don't fuss over myself...i.e. if I get thrown into a pool I won't freak out that my hair got wet. I am a vegetarian and have been one for almost 23 years, but if you are a meat eater I won't hold that against you...I will even cook meat for you every once in a while, I just won't eat it. I don't watch much TV, but I do have an addiction to reality cooking shows, think Top Chef.I would like to meet someone who's down to earth, somewhat laid back, but enjoys life. Someone who can chill on the couch with me and watch Bill Maher while enjoying a glass of wine, but someone who is also active and is open for a hike or ride. I am not into homebodies that just want to lay on the couch and watch TV all day (unless it is football Sunday, then you get a pass...pun intended). Intelligence is very important as well as wit and humility. I like people who are confident, but not egotistical. Most important is someone who is respectful.I tend to be attracted to endurance athlete types or at least someone who takes care of themselves. I am not saying I am in perfect shape, I just wanted you to know my preference.Here are some things that will help you in knowing if we are compatible.1. You know the difference between you're and your2. You can use effect and affect correctly in a sentence3. You think my profile is interesting and enjoy a girl with a sense of humor4. I will most likely not reply to a message that says 'hey sexy' unless it is Friday night, I am on my second glass of wine and I am bored5. You understand that I have a kid, dog and cat...and at some point in time if we hit it off you'll have to meet all three of them and not necessarily in that order. I am a fairly simple girl, so maybe something easy like lunch, coffee or just a walk. I am not looking to get my dinner paid for, lol, we can split the bill, but if you insist on paying, I will insist on leaving the tip.