SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JaniyahOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fiji~ I jumped out of a tiny boat onto the beach... landed flat on my face on the sand in front of the entire hotel staff that had come out to sing a greeting to us. They all stopped singing mid-breath! Haha! Same island in Fiji a few minutes later... We're walking towards the hotel through a pretty dense tropical jungle... I am still brushing the sand off from my fall. I feel something on my left arm and take a look. It's a huge spider about half the size of my hand! As I am screaming at the top of my lungs running in circles like a girl... Reflex takes over and with my right hand... I squish the nasty ***BLEEP*** right there on my arm. After I stop running a few hundred yards later and I am well out of the jungle... I look back... and the entire staff of the hotel had chased me and is now standing there staring at me with shocked looks on their faces. Uuuuuuuh.... I guess they must not have seen the spider. Hahaha!!! What's really funny is that I was there to inspect the hotel on a business trip. Lord knows what the poor staff must have been thinking... "Crazy ass white lady!" **********************************************************************************************************************************************OK, let's get down to business! Lol!Most of you guys aren't gonna like this, but I am tired of wasting my time, so I am going to put it out there! To be honest... who really cares what "most" of you think anyway (I can see the hate mail already! LMAO!).... I only care what "one" guy thinks... I am looking for someone who is family oriented... as I have two sons with me half time. I cannot have anymore children, but if you have any, I would love to have whatever role you would see for me in their lives, though I would hope you could see yourself in a family role with mine when they're around. I was recently laid off after 15 years working in the Travel Industry. I enjoy working, and need someone who wants to help me get back on my feet again. I am looking for someone that has already achieved success in his career, and is able to provide the financial needs for a family. I am romantic and attentive... and know the importance of "adult" time, so the man in my life will be a top priority. Looks are nice, but secondary.... you will be the most handsome man in the world to me and will get more so every year ;). I am looking for a long term relationship and eventually marriage. So if all this sounds like something you'd be interested in... please contact me so we can find out more about each other.I've been told my best features are: My eyes, smile, & sense of humor! Oh yeah...my legs aren't bad either!A lot of people lie about their age or size in their profiles... I do not see the point in that if you ever plan on meeting in real life. I am 40. I am 5'8, ***lbs, and a size 0-2. ~You will never hear me utter "Do these jeans make me look fat?" LMBO! So gentlemen, if you like "thin" I am your girl... if you prefer a little "chubbier" then you can stop reading now and move along. ***NOT ***FRIENDLY!!!******Please do not ask for my number or to meet me too early. Where is the fire? Don't hand me that tired line about "not being into endless ***, blah blah blah..." Let's think about that a moment... what girl in her right mind would agree to meet a stranger after exchanging just a few ***? A girl who is NOT in her right mind, that's who! I will meet you when I feel comfortable, and if you don't like it... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" ******To all of you Gentlemen who write to me... I want to thank you for your time and interest. I'm sorry but if you do not get a response, it is respectfully that I am not interested.************************************************************************************************************************************************************\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who has Died***\***OR is Fighting***\\\***OR has Survived***\\\---Cancer! The "coffee/drink" thing is so cliche'... How about something like going to an arcade, play laser tag, play pool, hit a driving range, or go to a comedy club. This way even if you don't have chemistry... at least you still get to do something fun. =)
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AlayahOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I love to go out and have a good time. I'm pretty easy going for the most part. I'm adventurous to a point, but I'm not crazy. If you want me to respond you need to be creative. Do NOT waste my time or yours by sending me a 1 word message. If you can not take the time to read my profile and put some effort into a message to me; I will not put effort into responding to you.You must be driven, respectful, mature, funny, and grown. I prefer intelligence over the airbrushed media version of attractive. If you can hold a conversation and have a wicked sense of humor, we will get along just fine.I'm a real woman not a little girl and expect to be treated as such. I have curves and am very comfortable in my own skin. I don't mind looking like an average soccer mom on a daily basis, however I love to look nice when I'm going out on the town.I love to laugh and have a good time. I love music. I tend to prefer old school gangsta rap, R&B and Rock. I like the water, love to travel and try new things. I do a lot of charity work and enjoy helping people that are less fortunate. I can be a goofball and I love sports. I like to run with my dog but dont work out. My dog is niether cute nor fluffy. He is a beast but he is my best friend.For the most part I dont concern myself with the unpleasant or mundane. Which may make me mildly irresponsible when it comes to tasks I dont like. I despise drama but understand at our age we all have a past and life doesn't equal drama.My kids come first. 2 of my 8 children are adopted african americans so you must not be racist or intolerant. 4 of my kids still live at home but only 3 of them are underage. They already have a Father, and I dont introduce men to my underage children. My adult children do enjoy hanging out with me and are old enough to join me for a night out and tend to do so often. If some of my profile sounds harsh its because some creeper already went there in the few days since I posted my profile.
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MariluOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Born and raised. Love to laugh, go and hang out, or stay in and snuggle up with a good movie or Sox game. Just as comfortable with drinks around the backyard campfire as I am getting dressed up and going out.I am smart, funny, quick witted and sarcastic (I can go toe to toe with the best of them) :)I have a good head on my shoulders, a great job, great kids, and great friends.I am looking for someone that is funny, a gentleman,confident, dependable. Likes to have a good time while maintaining responsibility.Someone who likes to try new things, healthy, and has a good handle on life.Someone who knows what they want out of life, and strong enough to go after it.Someone who is compassionate and affectionate.Someone not afraid of being alone, but doesn't want to be lonely.Someone who is respected as well as respectful.Loyal. Honest. A good friend.And wicked cute, of course!!! Lol, sorry, I had to throw that in, was getting way too serious. I would say coffee, but I think a drink to calm the nerves.If we hit it off I am up for anything. From a walk to some competitive gaming I am IN.Air hockey. Mini golf. Bowling. (the ugly shoes are half the fun)