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FatimahOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I enjoy walking, grilling out, festivals and occasionally an adult beverage. Id like to think I am pretty easy going-- I can get dressed up for a night out or throw on some yoga pants and relax. I am looking for my life partner & best friend. My first date preference would be something short and sweet.
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BasemathOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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HoaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I would despcribe myself as outspoken, opinionated, but down to earth and fun. What you see is, what you get from me. No smoke and mirrors of makeup and plastic surgery. I can get dressed up and look pretty hot (if I do say so myself). But hey I can put on sweats, a tank top and camo and not really care what I look like. I hate high maintenance. I can go from camping to a wedding in about a half hour. I make a decent living, and as much as money is not that important, the last thing I want to do is support someone. I really am looking to meet some great people, but the whole "chatting thing" is not for me. I would prefer to meet someone face to face, and decide if there is friendship or chemistry. I am not against either, I do have 2 children who are great, independent and fun. They are 11 and 14. Of course if you have kids, no problem, I would be a bit of a hypocrite, if it did bother me. I am not into meeting someone who wants kids. I sooooo do not want to start over. I really am about the most brutally honest person you will probably ever meet, and I don't apologize for that. I am 38 and figure I know what I want at this point in my life, and I am not about to fill you full of bullsh*tto get a date, I would not waste your time, or mine. Oh yeah, I also sometimes swear like a trucker. Not apologizing for that either. I really just want to meet great people who like to hang out, have a few drinks, do some camping, dancing and dining out. Patios, campfires, wherever. I do it all. (don't take that literally). Don't need to meet a one night stand. Those are easy to find and not really my bag. WOW! just read back my profile to myself and I sound a little rough around the edges. Maybe! But I really am just an average Joe (in women's terms) looking for an average Joe. If you want to respond, great. If not, happy hunting. Hanging out on an outdoor patio. Have a few drinks, and something to eat. Just chatting and getting to know each other.