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Tanzy, 36

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About Me

After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."***Apologies for the retarded joke but I actually laughed out loud at it myself & couldn't resist posting it here. I am always looking for a laugh & def fly by the seat of my....so please shoot me a few words if you wanna spend some time getting to know me. I am really just looking for a few new faces to hang with, see ya around!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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