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Tanzy, 36

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About Me

After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."***Apologies for the retarded joke but I actually laughed out loud at it myself & couldn't resist posting it here. I am always looking for a laugh & def fly by the seat of my....so please shoot me a few words if you wanna spend some time getting to know me. I am really just looking for a few new faces to hang with, see ya around!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dympna

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Well, I'm a single mother & love my children more than the air I breathe...I'm kind,careing & considerate, faithful & drama free! I have a full time job & support myself & my children. Ask me anything... Lets get past the *hello* part & go from there...

  • Alexina

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I'll tell you a bit about me : I'm a fun loving voluptuous lady !! I love to dine out as well as cook at home. I'm a homebody, but love to travel (yes an oxymoron). Would much rather snuggle up on the couch and watch a movie, but I do enjoy going out socially to a pub occasionally. I'm always up for something new there are many things I haven't yet had the chance to do, and am willing to try (like paintball). I have a sarcastic sense of humor and love to laugh! I'm very easy going but stand up for what I believe in. I'm considered a very generous person in all aspects of my life especially in friendship, family and love, and I like to do small attentive things for my friends and loved ones. I am and forever will be a hopeful romantic ; I like surprises, Tim Hortons brought to me at work will earn you huge brownie points ;) I don't act my age, and never want too! Life is too short to become "old". I'm a very busy working single mom, but will make time for the right man ;) Since the first date is a "meet n' greet" coffee or a drink is fine with me :)

  • Hildred

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Single mom with three kids. I do work and support my family. First of all I'm not on here looking for a hook up, one night stand or to play games. I'm done with the games. I love the outdoors, camping, fishing. I love being at the lake or the beach. I love love love music. I don't play or sing but music is in my soul. I love going to the movies or just staying home. I love to cook, just don't get to do it enough. My kids are my world. Just an fyi I do have a1 year old. But I am not looking for a daddy for him. I'm looking for someone special I can spend time with and possibly build something with. What I'm looking for is someone who is:Not a liarNot a cheaterNo offense guys but has a job, a car, your own placeHopefully a ChristianNot into drugsSocial drinking is okEnjoys the same things as meCan accept me for meIs kind, loving, caring, compassionate, understanding, likes to laugh, have fun Can bring out the best in meCan be equally encouragingHope I didn't scare too many of you. Just been burned, I don't want to feel that pain again. Good luck to all you fishies!! Lol silly humor Just depends.

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