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BasemathOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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CodieOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Weell it should be quite simple, you'll either like me and fall for me or you won't. Although, I'm pretty sure you'll like me and maybe even fall for me, they all do! Haha...I wish it was that simple, I wouldn't be on here if it was! I guess the big question is, will I like and fall for you and if I do, will you catch me? It only takes one lucky man to find out. Ok, so if you're gonna fall for me, you might want to know a little about me. ;)I am first and foremost a mother of 2 beautiful daughters, (ages 10 and 4), and they take first priority in my life. I am very family oriented and family is the most important part of my life as it should be yours too. I have a large network of family and friends that keep me quite busy.I am a honest, sincere, unselfish and very loyal. I am very affectionate, confident, and a great communicator. I can enjoy doing just about anything as long as I'm with good company. I like getting dressed up to go out for dinner and a glass of wine, just as much as dressing down for dinner and a beer. I'm not a girl that's afraid to get her hands drity, but at the same time I like to get manicures and pedicures to keep my nails looking pretty. I like to go out and have fun and be adventurous. I love the outdoors and I love, love, love, being around the water. ;) I'm looking for someone who can be a best friend and that challenges me to be better in all areas. I live by the Golden Rule, love deeply and forgive quickly, and tell the people close to you how you feel about them. Life is short, I don't sweat the small stuff and I don't like to argue, it's a waste of time. I'm looking for someone I can laugh with, cry with, laugh at, and they can laugh at me. Someone that is adventures, goofy, doesn't take life too seriously, but knows when to be serious. Someone that is also romantic, very affectionate, can share their feelings and is honest. Ultimately, I'm looking for my one and only true love, if he really does exist. So if you think we might make a good match, then let's chat and see. How about a first meeting to see if there is enough of a connection for a first date.
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TobieOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I an a single mom of 3 kids. my oldest is in college, i have another one about to graduate and a 10 yo. Now that my kids are older, I have decided to go back to school next semester for business. I haven't had much luck in the dating world so I was hoping to give this a try! I enjoy going out to dinner and movies, concerts or just seeing local bands or just hanging in watching movies. I love road trips, camping and hiking and want to see as much of the US as I can!