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Joshua, 39
United States, Oklahoma, Poteau

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Where do I even begin...this is the part where I am supposed to put all the stuff that girls do...walks on the beach, holding hands, blah blah blah. How about I save us both some time and list what I'm not looking for...If you have pictures with your cat..don't. If you are gonna tell me you want to drill me like an offshore oil rig..don't..don't. If you can't turn your pictures upright..don't. If you look like you belong in the lock up..don't. If all you can say is Hi..don't...iI love four letter words...they make life more colorful. I'm also a beer girl...if these are issues feel free to NOT contact me. If you don't like tattoos or piercings...don't. If you DON'T like something in my profile don't feel the need to send me hate mail letting me know. I will feel the need to reply and inform you that you are a jackass...Let me add...please be tall enough so that I can wear heels if I want. Lets me translate so I don't offend...Its been brought to my attention that I am dissing short guys....how about be honest about your height.. its not like I wont realize....but i would like a guy a few inches taller than me.. theres nothing like leaning up to kiss your man.....sometimes even a **** like me enjoys those little moments....Big surprise I need to add to this... If your looking to have sex... There's plenty of free sites on the Internet... you can have sex with yourself...Instead of adding me to your favorites or clicking you want to meet me... Just send me a message...If you feel the need to tell me I am attention seeking because you ask me to come see you late at night and I refuse.....get over yourself. I'm sure there's plenty of whores on here for you to message. I'm not playing those bullsh*tgames with anyone. Don't feel the need after you message me to insult me when I don't want to play your games. I'm not good at this online dating shit, I'm awkward at being single, I'm just not good at dating period.... That's no reason for anyone to be a jackass toward me... Will the first ever happen?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

British Chinese Middle Eastern Comedy Fantasy Western Tennis
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