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Joshua, 39

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About Me

Where do I even begin...this is the part where I am supposed to put all the stuff that girls do...walks on the beach, holding hands, blah blah blah. How about I save us both some time and list what I'm not looking for...If you have pictures with your cat..don't. If you are gonna tell me you want to drill me like an offshore oil rig..don't..don't. If you can't turn your pictures upright..don't. If you look like you belong in the lock up..don't. If all you can say is Hi..don't...iI love four letter words...they make life more colorful. I'm also a beer girl...if these are issues feel free to NOT contact me. If you don't like tattoos or piercings...don't. If you DON'T like something in my profile don't feel the need to send me hate mail letting me know. I will feel the need to reply and inform you that you are a jackass...Let me add...please be tall enough so that I can wear heels if I want. Lets me translate so I don't offend...Its been brought to my attention that I am dissing short guys....how about be honest about your height.. its not like I wont realize....but i would like a guy a few inches taller than me.. theres nothing like leaning up to kiss your man.....sometimes even a **** like me enjoys those little moments....Big surprise I need to add to this... If your looking to have sex... There's plenty of free sites on the Internet... you can have sex with yourself...Instead of adding me to your favorites or clicking you want to meet me... Just send me a message...If you feel the need to tell me I am attention seeking because you ask me to come see you late at night and I refuse.....get over yourself. I'm sure there's plenty of whores on here for you to message. I'm not playing those bullsh*tgames with anyone. Don't feel the need after you message me to insult me when I don't want to play your games. I'm not good at this online dating shit, I'm awkward at being single, I'm just not good at dating period.... That's no reason for anyone to be a jackass toward me... Will the first ever happen?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tabetha

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    i am just looking to date, not for a relationship, so im the wrong gal if u want a relationship.if a relationship happens then thats great. i write and sing country music. so music is my life, love to have a good time and hangout with a few drinks. dont mean to sound so callous, just been BURNED n the past by "looking" for a relationship, so now im not looking for one. if a relationship results then great, if not then i just move on. basically i have no expectations. if u like me great, if you dont thats great too. i have a huge heart and am the most caring person you will ever know, i guess u can say i wear my heart on my sleeve. that i try not to do as much, as this shows weekness. dont think im here for a one night stand, if that happens then that happens too, but i just want to be around someone who makes me laugh and have fun and enjoys the same things i do. if it happens i just make a great friend thats awesome.im a jeans and tshirt and flip flop type of gal, but can clean up nice. basically i am not high maintenance. haha, love the outdoors and anything to do with water, love to swim. and love spending time relaxing in my hammock , i do hunt and fish, yes i no, i dont looc lic the type that does, but i do and love it. want to no something, then asc...oh and btw...if u do drugs, have or have ever had an std or just mentally unstable, plz don't bother to message me...im NOT interested. another big BTW...b4 ascnnn for full body shots, yes im a bigger gal I HAVE CURVES...not huge, but def not a supermodel thin girl, u lic a thc gal then that's me, if not, who really cares. just saynnnoh and one more thing...if you "WANNA MEET ME" then message me, u wont meet me if you dont hahahaha...now carry on. I am always smiling and laughing,(if im not something must be wrong wth me) without laughter life would be unbearable lol, so I want to be around someone who smiles and laughs and just has a good time in any situation. dinner or drinks.

  • Kaitlynn

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    i have my own transportation biz.im looking for friends right now and maybe more we will see if it turns into more.i have a big heart and im not looking to get it broken. i believe in love and that its out there somewhere for me.i love music and i like to sing, im not a high maitaince girl but I do take care of myself and I want nice things in my life,im a bit of a country girl and ,i enjoy the bonfires and horseback riding,mudding,camping,fishing and all the fun stuff that people do, i am a pretty well rounded person open to just about anything,pretty normal for the most part,lol, i love my country and miss the way things use to be, i did not fall for the hope and change crap that obama feed to the world, now all i can do is hope for change,so if you supported him i may not be the girl for you ,i think people should work hard for their money and be able to keep it,i do like to go to church and i hold to my christian values,im not a bible thumper,i just enjoy being around good hearted ppl, im doing things a little diff this time as far as a relationship goes do not be offended,and if you are well get over it....NEED NOT APPLY....1.IF YOU HAVE NO JOB... 2.IF YOU HAVE NO CAR... 3.IF YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO LIVE ... 4.IF YOUR A DRUNK.... 5.IF YOUR A PILL POPPER 6. IF YOUR A CRACKHEAD... 7.IF YOUR LOOKING TO JUST GET LAID... im not trying to be mean but im sick of wasting my time with people that have issues with their lives like this,now i dont mind if you enjoy to drink once in a while or smoke a little herb,im ok with that,but no jobless,homeless,sitting there feeling sorry for yourself, pill poppen drunks ok.. as far as looks go...lets face it we all look at the pitchers so looks do matter a bit,i dont date black men,just not attracted to them, im a bit of a big girl and i carry myself well.i do want a guy that is active but still enjoys kicking it on the couch and watching some tv too.anyway really the best way to get to know me is to meet me,im a pretty cool person, OH AND IF YOU TRY TO TALK TO ME PLEASE HAVE A CONVERSATION THAT TAKES MORE THEN 2 WORDS I don't know have to feel it out

  • Merideth

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am a mother of 2 young girls that are 13 and 10 years old. They have been the priority of my life for the last few years. Now that my divorce is behind me, I am ready for the next chapter in my life (and hopefully the last). I am not interested in only intimate relations. I have found that many people prefer to try to get to know one another by texting. I do not feel that texting is an efficient means of communication. While texting is fine on occasions, it is a must that we communicate by phone calls or in person for the majority of the time. If this does not work for you, please move on. I have a very flexible job that allows me to accommodate my children's needs. I am looking for a stable man that has a decent job that does not require more than a standard 40 hour work week. I am fine with a man that already has children. Of course, it is more convenient to live in the same area. If you think that I might be someone that you would like to get to know better, please message me. Thanks, for taking the time to read my profile!

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