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Joshua, 39

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About Me

Where do I even begin...this is the part where I am supposed to put all the stuff that girls do...walks on the beach, holding hands, blah blah blah. How about I save us both some time and list what I'm not looking for...If you have pictures with your cat..don't. If you are gonna tell me you want to drill me like an offshore oil rig..don't..don't. If you can't turn your pictures upright..don't. If you look like you belong in the lock up..don't. If all you can say is Hi..don't...iI love four letter words...they make life more colorful. I'm also a beer girl...if these are issues feel free to NOT contact me. If you don't like tattoos or piercings...don't. If you DON'T like something in my profile don't feel the need to send me hate mail letting me know. I will feel the need to reply and inform you that you are a jackass...Let me add...please be tall enough so that I can wear heels if I want. Lets me translate so I don't offend...Its been brought to my attention that I am dissing short guys....how about be honest about your height.. its not like I wont realize....but i would like a guy a few inches taller than me.. theres nothing like leaning up to kiss your man.....sometimes even a **** like me enjoys those little moments....Big surprise I need to add to this... If your looking to have sex... There's plenty of free sites on the Internet... you can have sex with yourself...Instead of adding me to your favorites or clicking you want to meet me... Just send me a message...If you feel the need to tell me I am attention seeking because you ask me to come see you late at night and I refuse.....get over yourself. I'm sure there's plenty of whores on here for you to message. I'm not playing those bullsh*tgames with anyone. Don't feel the need after you message me to insult me when I don't want to play your games. I'm not good at this online dating shit, I'm awkward at being single, I'm just not good at dating period.... That's no reason for anyone to be a jackass toward me... Will the first ever happen?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tabetha

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    i am just looking to date, not for a relationship, so im the wrong gal if u want a relationship.if a relationship happens then thats great. i write and sing country music. so music is my life, love to have a good time and hangout with a few drinks. dont mean to sound so callous, just been BURNED n the past by "looking" for a relationship, so now im not looking for one. if a relationship results then great, if not then i just move on. basically i have no expectations. if u like me great, if you dont thats great too. i have a huge heart and am the most caring person you will ever know, i guess u can say i wear my heart on my sleeve. that i try not to do as much, as this shows weekness. dont think im here for a one night stand, if that happens then that happens too, but i just want to be around someone who makes me laugh and have fun and enjoys the same things i do. if it happens i just make a great friend thats awesome.im a jeans and tshirt and flip flop type of gal, but can clean up nice. basically i am not high maintenance. haha, love the outdoors and anything to do with water, love to swim. and love spending time relaxing in my hammock , i do hunt and fish, yes i no, i dont looc lic the type that does, but i do and love it. want to no something, then asc...oh and btw...if u do drugs, have or have ever had an std or just mentally unstable, plz don't bother to message me...im NOT interested. another big BTW...b4 ascnnn for full body shots, yes im a bigger gal I HAVE CURVES...not huge, but def not a supermodel thin girl, u lic a thc gal then that's me, if not, who really cares. just saynnnoh and one more thing...if you "WANNA MEET ME" then message me, u wont meet me if you dont hahahaha...now carry on. I am always smiling and laughing,(if im not something must be wrong wth me) without laughter life would be unbearable lol, so I want to be around someone who smiles and laughs and just has a good time in any situation. dinner or drinks.

  • Mala

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I've been on here a couple times before with no luck or just Bad luck..lol I really want to find my best friend and someone to enjoy life with. Im a harley girl all the way, love the beach, my dog and my family. I love to laugh and have a sarcastic brand of humor.. Wanna know more..ask!no your not getting laid if thats what your looking for move on. Looking for friends first. Dinner

  • Keavy

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I enjoy the outdoors, especially camping, hiking, and swimming. I am always down for a weekend road trip and I enjoy travelling. I also LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to cook! I enjoy trying new cuisine and then making an attempt to cook it at home. I would rather watch movies, have a few friends over to play poker/dominoes on a Saturday night than hang out in a sleazy bar. I don't drink a lot but, I will have one once in a while, I am very easy going, with a terrific sense of humor. I’m not judge-mental, always down to learn new things. I have my own place, car, job...very independent. I don't have any children, but I think kids are awesome! I worked in childcare for many years and I know all too well how much devotion raising a child takes therefore, having children was not something that I wanted to rush into. I have been working hard to establish my new career in professional healthcare over the past few years and I am ready to start focussing more on my personal life.– great! I also speak some Spanish, French and Italian. Stand about 5'4" ***lbs (thick in all the right places, or so I've been told). If you’re interested in talking more, let me know. A first date would happen after we've had the opportunity to get to know each other on the phone. We could go out for a drink, coffee, dinner, a comedy club or to an interesting venue...as long as we could talk and get to know each other some more.

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