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Joshua, 39

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About Me

Where do I even begin...this is the part where I am supposed to put all the stuff that girls do...walks on the beach, holding hands, blah blah blah. How about I save us both some time and list what I'm not looking for...If you have pictures with your cat..don't. If you are gonna tell me you want to drill me like an offshore oil rig..don't..don't. If you can't turn your pictures upright..don't. If you look like you belong in the lock up..don't. If all you can say is Hi..don't...iI love four letter words...they make life more colorful. I'm also a beer girl...if these are issues feel free to NOT contact me. If you don't like tattoos or piercings...don't. If you DON'T like something in my profile don't feel the need to send me hate mail letting me know. I will feel the need to reply and inform you that you are a jackass...Let me add...please be tall enough so that I can wear heels if I want. Lets me translate so I don't offend...Its been brought to my attention that I am dissing short guys....how about be honest about your height.. its not like I wont realize....but i would like a guy a few inches taller than me.. theres nothing like leaning up to kiss your man.....sometimes even a **** like me enjoys those little moments....Big surprise I need to add to this... If your looking to have sex... There's plenty of free sites on the Internet... you can have sex with yourself...Instead of adding me to your favorites or clicking you want to meet me... Just send me a message...If you feel the need to tell me I am attention seeking because you ask me to come see you late at night and I refuse.....get over yourself. I'm sure there's plenty of whores on here for you to message. I'm not playing those bullsh*tgames with anyone. Don't feel the need after you message me to insult me when I don't want to play your games. I'm not good at this online dating shit, I'm awkward at being single, I'm just not good at dating period.... That's no reason for anyone to be a jackass toward me... Will the first ever happen?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tyesha

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I have been out of the dating scene for quite awhile now, so this is going to be interesting. I was born and raised in the Appalachian mountains of TN. Beautiful area, great to visit, but I never plan on living there again. I have spent the last 18 years traveling the world and learning new cultures, 8 as a soldier and the other 10 married to one. Nothing more exciting then traveling to a destination and experiencing everything you can. Im a country girl at heart, but I'm just as comfortable in a ball gown as I am in a pair of jeans. I prefer BBQ's with friends over going out to a bar or nightclub, but I do enjoy them on occasion. I'm a very social person, love meeting new people.What I am looking for a is a down to earth, laid back kind of guy (not lazy) there is a difference! I'm not looking for a one night stand or a FWB situation. My ex and I get along great, we co-parent our children. There is absolutely no drama between us, and I do not welcome anyone bringing that into my life. I have pictures posted...if you don't, please do not contact me. Even though looks are not everything they are the first thing. I'm 37, but I've been told that I look younger than my age. I'm not interested in dating anyone over the age of 43, unless you have excellent genetics. And last but not least...I take care of myself, eat healthy, bathe, grooming, go to the gym. If you don't do the above mentioned activities as well, please do not contact me. Not trying to be rude, honesty goes a long way! Good Luck!! Anything laid back and relaxing.

  • Anabelle

    Online

    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Travel, Family, Music and Food are some of my greatest gifts; and I want to share those things with a wonderful person. I’d like to meet someone friendly and not indifferent to the world outside.

  • Lydia

    Online

    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Well I tried this "online" thing once before and definitely did not have a fairy tale ending! Actually more like an episode of Dateline! Ultimately I am looking for a long term relationship but for now just want to get to know someone and see where it goes...finding a friend is just fine. PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A "HOOK UP" OR "SEXTING"...sorry...just not interested! I assure you I do not need to look for the idiots that want that...they are EVERYWHERE! Also if you are married or in a relationship YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS ON THIS SITE leave my profile NOW LOSER! It has come to my attention that I should add this as well! If you have profile pictures taken in public restrooms we probably won't be compatible...I am really tired of meeting people who tell me the things I want to hear *** the truth. I respect someone who has integrity. I am usually up for just about anything within reason! I am not easily offended by a dirty joke and love a little sarcasm! I am pretty high strung and opinionated...could be why I am single...who knows?!I long for that weak in the knee, heart racing, hanging on every word, can't stand to be away from you feeling! I believe it is out there and won't settle until I find it! Even though I have set up an online dating site I am still pretty old fashioned about dating and want to be pursued (like every girl does)...so that means don't wait on a message from me...send me a message if you want to get to know me better! I would definitely need the first date to be in a public place so as to avoid anyone who might be planning on making a suit of my skin.

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