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Melinda, 38
United States, Oklahoma, Pauls Valley

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I will supply raw meat and veggies in exchange for a nicely grilled dinner….Knowledge of a wide variety of grilled recipes a plus.~None of this is code for “I really mean I want to have freaky sex with a stranger”. Only those serious grillers need contact me. Unfathomably so...all who apply can not be chosen.I love Summer… so much I want to get drunk off vodka infused watermelon, and fondle and caress it and maybe even grind up against it until we’re both tired and drunk and a little sunburned then possibly pass out to the light of fireflies dancing around us. Bathing Suits, Boats, Beach, Hammocks in the shade, Summer infused mixed drinks! If there’s any way to spend a day better than this, I don’t know what it is. Summer Sports Rock Hard! Winter sports are boring to watch, boring to play, involve lots of layers, and have a high degree of hurt involved. Touch football always ends up tackle. Hockey players wear too many layers to make it interesting for us women folk, if you know what I’m saying. Downhill Skiing while amusing at time also involves too many layers and way to many chances to run into trees and die of massive internal injuries. But summer is all about play or being lazy in the sun! Swimming, volleyball, water skiing. Who doesn’t love the laid back nature of that?! All done in varying forms of dishabille. Rawr!Seriously! This is life, people. Magical, awesome, simple, pure. Brought to you by summer!What are some of your favorite things about the best season ever (summer, of course)?!Top 10 Reasons Why I Would Be Your Best Girlfriend Ever:10. You will see me wearing sexy lingerie more than “comfortable” undies. 9. You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff. [This applies to Men-Only. Are you still a large toddler? Could be open season on you]8. You will be proud to have me on your arm when we go out in public and your friends will probably be envious. [Dresses, skirts, high heels, makeup, and good hair]7. You will never, ever compete with me. I am a feminine woman, who knows her place as one.6. You will be nicely surprised when I kiss you passionately at unexpected times and in unexpected places. 5. You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something, because I will respect you. [This applies to Men-Only. Are you still a large toddler? Could be open season on you]4. You will see my smile far more often than my frown. 3. You will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events.2. You won’t be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won’t even BE at the shoe store with me.1. You rarely, if ever, hear these awful words: “I’m not in the mood”. Honorable mentions:*Ability to stand/balance on own two feet, both financially and emotionally, and is able to enjoy time away from you -- while still missing you, of course. *Moderately intelligent: will constantly surprise you and keep you on your toes. Won't get bored. *Lets You Be A Man: lets you be a guy in all your glory, poker night and all. Even bring you and your buddies a couple of beers and make you some of her famous sandwiches.Gets Along With Friends & Family: will not only help your mom in the kitchen, listen to your dad's stories, and hang out with your friends, I will probably even enjoy it. making a real effort to get to know and love the most important people in your life. And won't try to get you to ditch your best buds.** Your Straight teeth and Respectable Employment are a must!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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