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Effie, 39
United States, Oklahoma, Mustang

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About Me

NOTICE: My tambourine skills are SOLID. I can supply unbridled bongo fury. AND I can straight **** up a glockenspiel. Get at me bands!!So it's come to this, hey? Wonderful. At least I'm not alone in the search for that "special someone'. I'm easy going and like to joke around. Can't take life to seriously because no one gets out alive. I'm looking for someone who knows what they want and doesn't come with a pile of baggage ( crazy ex's, mommy issues, can't hold a job, filthy slob...you get the idea). I've made peace with my past and want to look forward to a future with someone who wants the same. That's it for now. I'll see what this "bait" catches and add more later if I just get some leeches or blowfish that I would like to avoid.I should add here, I won't respond if you are younger than 35 or older than 45. Not meaning to sound harsh, but I look after people in my career and I have zero interest in doing it in my personal life as well. DO NOT send me *** me to your hotel room. Seriously, do you think you are charming and going to sweep me off my feet like that? I'm here to put serious effort into finding someone, if you aren't, go away. I wish you all the best of luck finding "the one". :) Something fun and get to know each other and be goofy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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