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NOTICE: My tambourine skills are SOLID. I can supply unbridled bongo fury. AND I can straight **** up a glockenspiel. Get at me bands!!So it's come to this, hey? Wonderful. At least I'm not alone in the search for that "special someone'. I'm easy going and like to joke around. Can't take life to seriously because no one gets out alive. I'm looking for someone who knows what they want and doesn't come with a pile of baggage ( crazy ex's, mommy issues, can't hold a job, filthy slob...you get the idea). I've made peace with my past and want to look forward to a future with someone who wants the same. That's it for now. I'll see what this "bait" catches and add more later if I just get some leeches or blowfish that I would like to avoid.I should add here, I won't respond if you are younger than 35 or older than 45. Not meaning to sound harsh, but I look after people in my career and I have zero interest in doing it in my personal life as well. DO NOT send me *** me to your hotel room. Seriously, do you think you are charming and going to sweep me off my feet like that? I'm here to put serious effort into finding someone, if you aren't, go away. I wish you all the best of luck finding "the one". :) Something fun and get to know each other and be goofy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Micky

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-29

    Hi! My name is Micky. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Mustang, Oklahoma, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Lyrica

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a genuine, fun, outgoing girl who has been known to kick some serious Jeopardy ass. (Yeah, you heard me.) I am fit and try to eat well but not a health nut as I think it is important to have balance in life (and by 'balance' I mean chocolate). I am comfortable in a ponytail, jeans and a hoodie and enjoy going for nature walks, but also enjoy dressing up for a fun night out on the town. I am not a camping-in-a-tent kinda girl. I am...Suburb Girl! You are a fun, honest, and intelligent guy. A good communicator who is serious and responsible when need be, but also knows how to let loose and have some fun. You have a career that keeps you busy, but also have room in your life for a partner. As far as children go, I have a great 20yr old daughter who is out on her own now so I am hoping to meet someone who is at a similar stage in life (has either no children or older ones.) Cheers!PS. So I was thinking...(which usually causes trouble, btw) Why do I have nothing but clear, close-up pictures of MYSELF on my dating profile? (Am I vain or what??) Figuring that this may be the problem here, I've decided to take these photos down and replace them with one blurry-iphone-mirror-shot of myself and 7 photos of my car and my cat. Great plan, right?? I thought so too! (haha, that was a hint guys)****PS AGAIN*****Guys don't seem to take hints well. Please have a few, clear photos of YOURSELF. NOT your dog. NOT your truck. NOT your photo from the Witness Protection Program (ie. blurry, 20ft away, holding a big fish, wearing sunglasses, a hat and hipwaders...) I have photos. You will have photos. Thank you. A coffee and a chat, perhaps?

  • Assunta

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I think that people would describe me as caring & friendly. I can be shy at first, but given the right topic I can talk your ear off. I am by no means a "high maintenance" girl. You will most likely find me in casual clothes vs. high heels and dresses.I am a single mom to a 2 year old & she is my priority & my absolute joy. With that being said, I have decided that I need to make time for me again- carve out little moments where I can meet new people and have some fun.I am looking for a long term, mature relationship. I believe to some degree that opposites attract. I can be a bit serious sometimes, so I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and shake off the worries of the day. Someone who is mature, responsible, yet fun loving and caring. Someone who likes to get out and explore the city or the world. Even if we're just taking a simple walk in the park- it doesn't have to be the most exciting event- just spending time getting to know each other. Walk in the park. Coffee & chat. I like movies, but it's hard to get to chatting in that type of venue. Other people tend to get pissy if you talk during the movie ;)

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