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Effie, 39

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About Me

NOTICE: My tambourine skills are SOLID. I can supply unbridled bongo fury. AND I can straight **** up a glockenspiel. Get at me bands!!So it's come to this, hey? Wonderful. At least I'm not alone in the search for that "special someone'. I'm easy going and like to joke around. Can't take life to seriously because no one gets out alive. I'm looking for someone who knows what they want and doesn't come with a pile of baggage ( crazy ex's, mommy issues, can't hold a job, filthy slob...you get the idea). I've made peace with my past and want to look forward to a future with someone who wants the same. That's it for now. I'll see what this "bait" catches and add more later if I just get some leeches or blowfish that I would like to avoid.I should add here, I won't respond if you are younger than 35 or older than 45. Not meaning to sound harsh, but I look after people in my career and I have zero interest in doing it in my personal life as well. DO NOT send me *** me to your hotel room. Seriously, do you think you are charming and going to sweep me off my feet like that? I'm here to put serious effort into finding someone, if you aren't, go away. I wish you all the best of luck finding "the one". :) Something fun and get to know each other and be goofy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Adelynn

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Hey had lots written here but somehow got deleted! Will need some time to rewrite it! Simple easy going girl looking for her forever.... Not looking for perfection just perfect for me ... Will rewrite this in a bit! O n FYI since I downloaded app to my cell, meetville logs me on every time I get a message so it looks like I'm on here all the time when in reality, I'm hardly ever on here... So I'm not *** not answering chances are I haven't even read ur message!! First Date Meet someone in public so we aren't stuck with each other all night in the event one has lied.......happens....LOTS

  • Jeniffer

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Here's the short and sweet! A little about me:-Love music and am addicted to my Sirius Radio.........) -Summer is awesome but fall is so beautiful and it means Halloween is just around the corner! -I think I missed my calling in life as a professional party planner........ I'm hella good at it! -I do work out..... It varies so I won't list everything-I love to laugh, am usually making jokes and do use the F bomb on a semi-regular basis... . If this word offends you, please move on to the next profile, its not gonna work out-Lots of other things I could list but I guess it will come down how we get along...... Who knows?I'm looking for:-Someone chill to hang out with and see where things go- We should be able to carry on a decent conversation, have tons of fun and get into some shenanigans - Someone close to my age with minimal baggage? I know, I know....... Wishful thinking but a girl has to try........ - A guy who doesn't mind a girl who has her sh*t together, loves her big truck and has very limited baggageI know this is pretty limited but thought I would change it up a bit. If you wanna know more, drop me a line. I'm not a fan of the Meet Me....... If you really wanted to meet me you'd ***! Good luck out there! Grab a coffee/tea and chat!

  • Ping

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Hello all eligible gentlemen :) Here is where I introduce myself. I have worked in the social services field for many years and love it. In my spare time, I read, work in my garden, & hike. After many failed attempts, I managed to water ski 2 minutes this summer. I blame my brother's boat. ;) Tubing seems to be more my speed :):)I am looking for someone to date, with the intention of longterm. I am really looking for a something solid. Someone who has a past but not still stuck in it...if you have kids- all the better....I only have one and love them...except for country: not a huge fan. When I am in an 80's mood, I will be rocking to Cindy Lauper or Pat Benatar as well :)Not looking for a hook up.I have a son who is almost 4. His dad and I are on good terms and he enjoys seeing him on a regular basis.Also, a comment on the 'I do not drink' section: It's not that I never drink, but it may be a glass or 2 of wine or a few ciders once a month or more on holidays (social situations). I don't actively seek it out; but if it is part of the occasion, I will partake.Good Luck All Fishermen :)!! :) The standard restaurant or coffee shop works. If the conversation and company is good, then the location isn't terribly relevant.

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