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Effie, 39

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About Me

NOTICE: My tambourine skills are SOLID. I can supply unbridled bongo fury. AND I can straight **** up a glockenspiel. Get at me bands!!So it's come to this, hey? Wonderful. At least I'm not alone in the search for that "special someone'. I'm easy going and like to joke around. Can't take life to seriously because no one gets out alive. I'm looking for someone who knows what they want and doesn't come with a pile of baggage ( crazy ex's, mommy issues, can't hold a job, filthy slob...you get the idea). I've made peace with my past and want to look forward to a future with someone who wants the same. That's it for now. I'll see what this "bait" catches and add more later if I just get some leeches or blowfish that I would like to avoid.I should add here, I won't respond if you are younger than 35 or older than 45. Not meaning to sound harsh, but I look after people in my career and I have zero interest in doing it in my personal life as well. DO NOT send me *** me to your hotel room. Seriously, do you think you are charming and going to sweep me off my feet like that? I'm here to put serious effort into finding someone, if you aren't, go away. I wish you all the best of luck finding "the one". :) Something fun and get to know each other and be goofy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Betty

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I am an outdoor lover who finds my happy place in the forest and inspiration by the ocean. I love mountain biking, climbing, trail running, crave camping and practice lots of yoga. I am a creative person who feels alive when I can engage in some sort of creative play. I tend to dabble in all kinds of artsy activities from knitting projects, drawing, leatherwork to pottery. Music makes my heart sing; therefore, it would be obvious for me to say that one of my ultimate favourite things to do is chill and listen to people sing and play guitar or any *** if there is a bonfire- there I said it anyway. I personally have embarked on a journey to teach myself how to pluck away on the ole banjo. I love most music, but am always on the hunt for those small indie bands, and these days anything with banjo seems to catch my attention. Plant and book stores excite me tremendously, as I love to read and be inspired. I also love to grow things- (inside or outside- no matter where- but inside of my house is a bit of a jungle).I love to cook, but prefer to cook for friends and loved ones- that way they don't judge me because I always seem to try new recipes on them. I believe actions speak volumes louder than words, and I strongly value follow through- which follows that theme.I am looking for someone to share adventures, time and overall just experience life with. I respect those who live with integrity and live from an honest place. I am hoping to find someone who is super affectionate, loves touch and speaks openly.

  • Valentina

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I would describe myself as not the typical woman. I don't have 60 pairs of shoes and I don't collect purses! I was raised with Tonka trucks, not Barbies. I am casual, but enjoy getting dolled up. I am not materialistic. What I do want is someone who makes me feel special everyday. Simple pleasures in life mean more to me, than the extravagant ones! I enjoy getting outside and seeing this amazing world we live in! I want to travel more, meet new people and experience cultures.I have a pretty sarcastic side. Over the last few years my eyes have been opened to new and exciting things that I never thought imaginable. I want to continue on the journey. I am a lacto- It is not important to me if you eat meat, but respecting my decision is. That being said, make all the jokes and comments you wish! I am tattooed and have a full sleeve done along with a few others.Typically I am attracted to taller men (taller than 5'9"). For me, it's all in the face. A great smile with clean well kept teeth, goes a long way! I like men that are confident and assertive! I like a "man's man" and someone who has an edge to them. Someone who can help me with the things I can't do (reach things off the top shelf). I find it sexy when a man is all dirty from either work or play!Although I do not participate in any sports, does not mean I won't. I would enjoy being taught and sharing in a passion of yours. I don't have any pets, but love animals. I would go to the dog park, if you wanted some company. I want to be surprised! No movies, no dinner, although food is ok! I am up for the unusual! I think it would be great to go paint balling, or archery or to volunteer at the local animal shelter. Mini golf, laser tag, glow bowling, flipping through books at Chapters and drinking a coffee, walking through Ikea and playing "house".

  • Renetta

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a fun, caring, loving person looking for the same in my partner. I am a single mother who enjoys spending a lot of time with my 7 year old.I love hanging out with my friends with an occasional glass of red, would love to go salsa dancing again or just chill and watch a movie.The kind of movies I enjoy are usually either sci-fi based or action packed but with the right friend a romantic comedy will do. I usually listen to Z95.3 or 94.5 on the radio.....but I like most music except for heavy metal. Prior to having my child, i used to love roller blading and would love to get back into it....just lacking in time. I do work full time 5 days a week so I must say I live for the weekends. Not really sure what else i can say so If your interested please send me a little message and I will respond back.....just as long as you have a photo....if my face has to be posted for the world to see so does yours. Thanks for checking me out! Good luck in your search for your perfect partner. My ideal first date is to meet up at a neutral spot like Starbucks or a casual restaurant for a glass of wine and just talk.

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