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VernOffline
Woman. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-62
Hi! My name is Vern. I am divorced catholic caucasian woman with kids from Muskogee, Oklahoma, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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AracelyOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I'm not entirely sure how you convey yourself or a "personality" in a written profile, but here's my attempt.Friends and those I love would say I'm personable yet sarcastic with just enough salt and vinegar sprinkled in to keep things interesting and often times entertaining. I'm outgoing, yet sensitive, dashed with a heap of independence and determination that have taken me far. I'm always up for something new and willing to try anything once and twice if I like it! I'm sincere, genuine, loyal and have a huge heart that will do anything for those I love. You can also throw in that I'm honest, passionate, athletic, caring, witty and a financially responsible gal who has great friends and a family whom I'm extremely close with (you should too!). For fun and what I'm usually doing in my spare time often includes hanging out with my friends/family, going to those hole in the wall places or someone's house for great conversation and to root on the Sox, Patriots, B's or C's! I take my dog for hikes/walks or to the park, crossfit/gym, reading, photography and bike rides during the warmer months. I love to cook, though cooking for one (let's be honest***sucks! I'm also pretty well traveled both domestic and abroad, but there are still a bunch of other destinations I'd love to knock off my list. All of this is just missing that special person to share it with! Interested? :)So what am I looking for? Well, I’m so glad you asked! :) I'm looking for that spark and click. You know it when you know it. I want to share in someone's life and have them share in mine (the good the bad). Ultimately, I'm looking for someone that I can just be "me" with (idiosyncrasies and all - we all have em'). I'm not one to play games or waste anyone's time and I don't date for the sake of dating (too time consuming). Sooo....I’m interested in meeting you if you've liked what you read so far (yet there is a lot more to me than what's here). But also equally important is that you’re honest, loyal, funny, self aware, communicative (actually like and want to talk), want kids and a family, affectionate, outgoing, emotionally available and financially stable. I’m even more interested if you are sarcastic/witty, have hobbies/interests of your own that you would enjoying sharing with someone (i.e. me), enjoy snowboarding (or skiing), SCUBA, like photography (or willing to share in my excursions for this hobby), enjoy traveling and are up for trying new things. Bonus points if you're tall! Well, if any of the above resonates with you, shoot me an *** can go from there. Looking forward to hearing from you. If not, good luck to ya! World Series Game 6, who's in? Just kidding, well, not really but that should at least give you a little idea of me. I like comfortable environments with some drinks and where it's easy to talk or be enaged in something.
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NirvanaOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Yeah I know, you're thinking why is this girl single?! Because I'm picky, I know what I want and I refuse to settle. I'm an adventurous outdoorsy girl with tons of personality, looking for the same. Well except for the girl part, trust me if I could date me I totally would ;-) Here's the problem, everyone claims to be outdoorsy but they're really just couch potato video gamers and that's just not my cup of tea! Don't get me wrong I love snuggling on the couch and watching a movie or better yet watching the game, but when the couch has a permanent indent of ... oh I dont know maybe....YOU! Then we have an issue. Here are some things I'm looking for:OutdoorsyPersonalityGoalsAttractionIntelligenceFunnyManlyEducatedYou don't have to be Bear Gryllis, in fact I'd prefer that you weren't cause I'm definitely not going to kiss you if you drink your own urine just for TV ratings. Seriously there were plenty of other viable sources of hydration in that episode. But it would be nice if you had a genuine appreciation for the great outdoors.I don't expect you to have your doctorate (those guys usually lack personality anyways) but a pretty good grasp on the English language would be ideal. Bonus if you know the difference between their, there and they're.And I don't need you to be Wil Ferrel, but if you can at least keep up with me that would be great! Some major turnoffs include:PRETENDING YOU HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER- Yes, there is a reason it's in all caps! Honesty is the best policy, eventually the other person is going to find out you're a fraud. Trying to start a relationship on a lie is just plain stupid! I work hard for my money and I live comfortably. I am not your sugar momma and I don't expect to pick up the check every time we go out to dinner. If your ass is broke, don't even waste my time. Definition of broke- Does not have play money, can not go on vacation, etc... Do not interpret that as me being a gold digger as most women are. I am not. I make my own money and I am looking for an equal. Not looking for someone to support me. I've been on my own for 18 years, have paid my way and have owned my own house since I was 23. And yes I did just date one of the aforementioned frauds. Not only was he broke, but full of drama. On that note.....Drama- I know I know, all women say they hate drama but secretly they thrive on it. First of all 99% of women are a little more than a degree of crazy. I have zero tolerance for drama. Whether it be work drama, baby mama drama, ex girlfriend, ex wife, family drama, friend drama. Don't care! If drama rears it's ugly head, I will kick your dramatic ass to the curb so fast your head will spin. Creepy facial hair- nicely trimmed goatee, 5 oclock shadow awesome... Duck Dynasty.... Absolutely not! Do I think they're funny? Yes! Can I picture them naked? Not a chance! Lets not forgot the pornstache made famous by firefighters and Tom Selleck in the 80's, lets leave it there shall we?Not reading my profile- Especially if we have absolutely nothing in common! Even worse profile stalkers. Get your own material!Skinny Jeans... Do I even have to elaborate?Metros- If you have a Manpurse, or any other type of fanny pack, It's quite possible we're not batting for the same team.- They remind me of that part in a horror movie where the killer says he wants you to watch. Queue the deliverance banjos. Self pics- you know those pictures you take in a mirror with your camera, the deer in headlights look that usually take place at planet fitness, in your bathroom, or even worse the planet fitness bathroom. FYI if you're gonna take those pics make sure your toilet is clean in the background. Epic photo fail! Yep they're on here!- Or even worse you really are that young and look 20 years older. Worse yet you're 20 years older than me and sending winks. That's creepy! I'm a very young 35 and I don't have daddy issues.Lying about your height- I'm 5' 3". If I'm wearing 2" heels.... Do the math... That's 5'5" if I'm towering over you, that's not 5'9" Can you even reach the pedals in your lifted Monster Truck?Kids- If you have one kid great, 2 that's fine, 3 I'm out! Also, If you have multiple baby mamas that's a deal breaker!One night stands- I'm not on here for random hook ups. I realize meetville is famous for that but that's what Section 8 girls are for. Living in your parents basement, attic, garage or any other unused portion of space that belongs to them and is specifically referenced in their deed. Note, living in your brother or sister's house is the same as living in your parents house, you're still mooching off someone else.Incarcerated- Yes apparently I needed to revise my list of turn offs. It turns out meetville will let anyone on here. Really?! Clearly if you're in jail not only are you not outdoorsy but you've likely violated all of the above disclaimers. Disclaimers aside.... if you're looking for a fun girl that loves the outdoors and will make you laugh then shoot me a message. First date- just drinks and conversation, second date- definitely a baseball, football or hockey game or something outdoorsy.