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Dylan, 38

Offline, last seen Mon, 10 Aug 2026 10:39:59

About Me

Been here, done this. So be the one who makes sure i don't ever have to come back. I have pics, just ask. I'm actually a Scorpio. Looking for honesty? I have that, to a fault. So let's start with the basics. I'm a bbw. About ***lbs. My ass IS proportionate to my chest for those wondering. I have 3 kids. (This does terrible things to the body, I don't care what anyone says***lives at home but she's 19. I can be skeptic and quiet but I warm up depending on your level of honesty and compassion and openness. I can be (let's face it, I will be) a beech for 5 days a month followed but 5 days of whining and sleeping. Just leave flowers, cheese nips and chocolate by the bed and tell me to shut up. I will get over it and sing your praises when its over. Promise. :) I have always and will always work my ass off. I love to cook, drive to no where, love the theater, love the beach in the evening and open to doing new things. (This does not include a three some or open relationship) Also happy with a bonfire and a beer. Respect is very important to me. I like a guy who is all guy but knows how to treat a lady. I can be a bad girl and good woman at the same time. I'm looking for my Mr. Right. Not my Mr. Right now. I'm pretty funny too. :) I'm understanding, I'm compassionate and I'm different. Ask me anything, I'm an open book and even though I've lived I still have plenty of pages left to write a happy, fun and hopefully adventurous ending. If it is in your nature to cancel at the last minute, if you are not serious, if you have unrealistic expectations... I will know. Do not message me in the first place. If you do not believe its in your nature to do these things, ask yourself if you've done this before. If you have then IT IS IN YOUR NATURE. I want someone who will make me laugh and who wants to laugh. I know my profile seems a little harsh but I'm not nearly as harsh as it seems. I promise. I am looking for something that will last. I don't want a one night stand, I'm not your good time and no, this is not a challenge. I'm a very caring person. I have feelings just like everyone else does.I have recently been laid off from work. (i'm not jobless yet) But I am looking for work. lol Oh yeah, I'm a small town Northern girl. So small town that I grew up with 6 kids in my class including me.People come in all shapes, sizes and colors.... and we all have something awesome to offer someone. Hopefully the RIGHT someone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Chrissy

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Message me if:*you think poetry and philosophy go well with beer and wine *you are a little bit intellectual, mixed with a fair amount geek and just pure silly*you want to know why anyone would choose to call themselves a sucker fish (I'm curious too. I liked sword fish, but thought clownfish was likely more apropos, sadly. Maybe I should have picked sunfish, or octopus? hmm possibly bad connotations. I like poetry readings, singing karaoke, batting cages, photography, fishing, kayaking(I'm an amateur), going to museums and plays, and both beer and wine. I read, constantly. I write, not as consistently as I want, but I will finish my novel eventually. I work at a college. I want to travel abroad. I want to learn swing dance. I want to get published. I listen to all kinds of music (except techno). My favorites are usually upbeat and singable, but the one song I could listen to forever is Rhapsody in Blue. My favorite poem is Xanadu. My favorite book is whatever I'm working on (reading or writing) at the time (unless I'm reading one of my cheesy romance novels in which case I may fall back on something that sounds more intellectual). *I'm attracted to high energy, humor and intellect. If you describe yourself as laid back and are, we're probably not a good match. If you describe yourself as laid back, but actually you get excited about stuff, we'll have a better shot. Mini-golf, MIA, MoA amusement park, batting cages, skate park. Skate park is my current favorite notion. I won't do any more coffee dates. They feel like an interview and I'm a perfectionist/idealist. Better to have fun and stir up the adrenaline when deciding if the other person is attractive and interesting.

  • Skyla

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am a very driven person in all aspect of my life. I am currently working on my MBA at William and Mary, which keeps me pretty busy. I live a pretty active/healthy life style and would like a partner that values the same. I run regularly and do lots of events. So, if you run that would be a big plus. If not, it would be great to have someone waiting at the finish line to drink a beer with. If I sound like your type of girl, send me a message and we will see if we have a connection. Sometimes less is more

  • Wanetta

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I grew up in a small-ish town in the 80's and did all the small town things there were to do. I love my "hair bands" - But I have many other musical tastes - which you could ask me about if you're curious.Did you see my White Sox picture? Yes, I'm a fan. However, I am nice enough to keep you company if you want to watch a Cubs game at home or at a bar, but I don't like going to Wrigley. Feel free to ask me why. I enjoy Bears games and sometimes a good Bulls game too. Do you play euchre or rummy? I do!I do all the usual stuff too. I exercise, eat meat and potatoes and some healthy stuff. I enjoy being in my jeans and being low-key, but equally enjoy getting all dressed up for a night out - dinner, dancing or a classical concert or performance art of some kind. As a midwesterner I make sure to take advantage of the great outdoors during good weather. Who doesn't like a good movie now and then too, especially in the winter? Having some travel plans to look forward to is also a good cure for the the doldrums of routines. I have a lot of interests and am curious about many things, but you'll have to get to know me to find out what they are.I tend to like people who are interested in and involved in the world around them. That means knowing what is going on in the world and wanting to make the world a better place, even if a small way. I believe you don't have to have a degree to be smart. I have one, but only because I decided to become a teacher and the state requires it. I worked for a long time without a degree and was very successful. I also know people who are "degreed" and who can't think there way out of a box.I'm looking for a great man, who has some things in common with me, is intelligent and successful and wants to get to know someone gradually and respectfully. Someone to have great conversations with, smile and laugh and occassionally have a good-spirited debate. Someone to be goofy with me, show me new things, try new things and enjoy the beauty of life. Someone who has goals and wants to eventually share his life with a best friend and partner.Could that be you? For a first date, I would prefer to do an activity like bowling or playing pool or darts which I think is more fun & gets you past the awkward conversation moments. I am rather shy at first, so it's more fun to have something to banter about. First dates are always awkward. I think it takes at least 3 or 4 dates to really see if you like someone. (Unless of course the first date is a really rude experience.)

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