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Dylan, 38

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About Me

Been here, done this. So be the one who makes sure i don't ever have to come back. I have pics, just ask. I'm actually a Scorpio. Looking for honesty? I have that, to a fault. So let's start with the basics. I'm a bbw. About ***lbs. My ass IS proportionate to my chest for those wondering. I have 3 kids. (This does terrible things to the body, I don't care what anyone says***lives at home but she's 19. I can be skeptic and quiet but I warm up depending on your level of honesty and compassion and openness. I can be (let's face it, I will be) a beech for 5 days a month followed but 5 days of whining and sleeping. Just leave flowers, cheese nips and chocolate by the bed and tell me to shut up. I will get over it and sing your praises when its over. Promise. :) I have always and will always work my ass off. I love to cook, drive to no where, love the theater, love the beach in the evening and open to doing new things. (This does not include a three some or open relationship) Also happy with a bonfire and a beer. Respect is very important to me. I like a guy who is all guy but knows how to treat a lady. I can be a bad girl and good woman at the same time. I'm looking for my Mr. Right. Not my Mr. Right now. I'm pretty funny too. :) I'm understanding, I'm compassionate and I'm different. Ask me anything, I'm an open book and even though I've lived I still have plenty of pages left to write a happy, fun and hopefully adventurous ending. If it is in your nature to cancel at the last minute, if you are not serious, if you have unrealistic expectations... I will know. Do not message me in the first place. If you do not believe its in your nature to do these things, ask yourself if you've done this before. If you have then IT IS IN YOUR NATURE. I want someone who will make me laugh and who wants to laugh. I know my profile seems a little harsh but I'm not nearly as harsh as it seems. I promise. I am looking for something that will last. I don't want a one night stand, I'm not your good time and no, this is not a challenge. I'm a very caring person. I have feelings just like everyone else does.I have recently been laid off from work. (i'm not jobless yet) But I am looking for work. lol Oh yeah, I'm a small town Northern girl. So small town that I grew up with 6 kids in my class including me.People come in all shapes, sizes and colors.... and we all have something awesome to offer someone. Hopefully the RIGHT someone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Chrissy

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Message me if:*you think poetry and philosophy go well with beer and wine *you are a little bit intellectual, mixed with a fair amount geek and just pure silly*you want to know why anyone would choose to call themselves a sucker fish (I'm curious too. I liked sword fish, but thought clownfish was likely more apropos, sadly. Maybe I should have picked sunfish, or octopus? hmm possibly bad connotations. I like poetry readings, singing karaoke, batting cages, photography, fishing, kayaking(I'm an amateur), going to museums and plays, and both beer and wine. I read, constantly. I write, not as consistently as I want, but I will finish my novel eventually. I work at a college. I want to travel abroad. I want to learn swing dance. I want to get published. I listen to all kinds of music (except techno). My favorites are usually upbeat and singable, but the one song I could listen to forever is Rhapsody in Blue. My favorite poem is Xanadu. My favorite book is whatever I'm working on (reading or writing) at the time (unless I'm reading one of my cheesy romance novels in which case I may fall back on something that sounds more intellectual). *I'm attracted to high energy, humor and intellect. If you describe yourself as laid back and are, we're probably not a good match. If you describe yourself as laid back, but actually you get excited about stuff, we'll have a better shot. Mini-golf, MIA, MoA amusement park, batting cages, skate park. Skate park is my current favorite notion. I won't do any more coffee dates. They feel like an interview and I'm a perfectionist/idealist. Better to have fun and stir up the adrenaline when deciding if the other person is attractive and interesting.

  • Stevania

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am simply me..outgoing, caring, loving, honest and loyal. I am not into playing games and drama. I am looking for someone who would like to start out a just friends and see where things go. Love is not something that can. be forced but just happens. I am a person a woman not a booty call and if that is what you are just looking for keep looking because that is not me. I don't know if I will find my one and only but you never know. Happy searching and if you wanna know more just ask. first date should be something that both people would enjoy..........lots of conversation to get to know one another and then go from there .

  • Mariann

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Probably the worst thing about me is that I can't drive because I lost my license in ***because of an auto accident I was in. I am physically disabled(not because of the auto accident I was in), so when it comes to physical activities, depending what the activity is, I MIGHT be limited on what I can do, BUT, there's more things that I CAN do than I can't do. if you want to know how when,& why, just ask me via. message, if anybody sends me a message & I don't reply back in a decent amt. of time, it's prob. because I haven't got your message yet because I've lost so much interest in this site I rarely think to log into it. I am ready to find the REAL love of my life who is REAL, not another player. I will be honest with you if you are honest w/ me, & you better bet your butt I will verify your story from time to time, because I been lied to once, twice, 3 times,& more! I would have no problem at all with providing you proof of who I am, & where I'm at when I say I'm there because I know trust has to be earned,& if I do this for you, maybe you can do the same for me so we can earn each other's trust super fast! I don't,& wont have anything to hide, so I'd have no problem in doing this, how about you?If I'm determined to accomplish something, There aren't too many things I can recall wanting(realistically) by "things" I didn't necessarily mean just material items either. I've always believed if you want something, someone, etc. bad enough, you can make it happen, you just have to brain storm. my ideal date/friend/partner MUST be divorced,& single, or just single. no gf, wife, or significant other preventing them from having anything more than a friendship *** any given time,& must have respect for himself, & others, as I do also. I'd really like to find somebody to do things w/, even if it's nothing more than just having somebody to talk,& listen to. I'd like to find a partner who has set work hours, that doesn't work ***hour days/nights ***, who can & would want to spend as much time as possible together if we hit it off.must be a legal U.S. citizen who doesn't smoke,& there's a slim to no chance of a more than friend relationship if my partner uses chewing tobacco, smokes, uses drugs,&, or is over weight/ if your shirt tents, because I don't,& i'm not,& it's just not attractiveas for what to do on a 1st date:I don't know. that can be decided if, or when the time comes.

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