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Dylan, 38

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About Me

Been here, done this. So be the one who makes sure i don't ever have to come back. I have pics, just ask. I'm actually a Scorpio. Looking for honesty? I have that, to a fault. So let's start with the basics. I'm a bbw. About ***lbs. My ass IS proportionate to my chest for those wondering. I have 3 kids. (This does terrible things to the body, I don't care what anyone says***lives at home but she's 19. I can be skeptic and quiet but I warm up depending on your level of honesty and compassion and openness. I can be (let's face it, I will be) a beech for 5 days a month followed but 5 days of whining and sleeping. Just leave flowers, cheese nips and chocolate by the bed and tell me to shut up. I will get over it and sing your praises when its over. Promise. :) I have always and will always work my ass off. I love to cook, drive to no where, love the theater, love the beach in the evening and open to doing new things. (This does not include a three some or open relationship) Also happy with a bonfire and a beer. Respect is very important to me. I like a guy who is all guy but knows how to treat a lady. I can be a bad girl and good woman at the same time. I'm looking for my Mr. Right. Not my Mr. Right now. I'm pretty funny too. :) I'm understanding, I'm compassionate and I'm different. Ask me anything, I'm an open book and even though I've lived I still have plenty of pages left to write a happy, fun and hopefully adventurous ending. If it is in your nature to cancel at the last minute, if you are not serious, if you have unrealistic expectations... I will know. Do not message me in the first place. If you do not believe its in your nature to do these things, ask yourself if you've done this before. If you have then IT IS IN YOUR NATURE. I want someone who will make me laugh and who wants to laugh. I know my profile seems a little harsh but I'm not nearly as harsh as it seems. I promise. I am looking for something that will last. I don't want a one night stand, I'm not your good time and no, this is not a challenge. I'm a very caring person. I have feelings just like everyone else does.I have recently been laid off from work. (i'm not jobless yet) But I am looking for work. lol Oh yeah, I'm a small town Northern girl. So small town that I grew up with 6 kids in my class including me.People come in all shapes, sizes and colors.... and we all have something awesome to offer someone. Hopefully the RIGHT someone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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